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PRO QUAKE II AI SHITPOST

I know it's been a while since a Patreon exclusive and I try to get them out but then they end up turning into bigger videos. 

Then the Quake II AI thing happened and I was playing it and then 24 hours later I woke up and this video was exported onto my hard drive. I DON'T CARE WHAT IMPLANETED CLANDESTINE AGENT FOR OUR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS JOHN CARMACK SAYS --- THIS SHIT IS UGLY AND WEIRD. 

Doom 2 Master Levels video in progress and nearly done, so that should also be out this week. After that, probably Viscerafest and then that new Doom game is gonna be out. YES WE'RE GONNA BE BACK AT NEW RELEASES, sort of, it's not like I can ignore a new Doom game that probably rules. I upgraded my PC for it just like last time. I hope nothing terrible grows out of my new case but NVidia is always on their bullshit. 

gl;hf
-Civvie

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PRO QUAKE II AI SHITPOST

Comments

Dear lord I wasn't ready for the second half of this.

Jonathan Grinnell

Appreciate your content dude, ty <3

Aliquem Laxus

I hope they never make anything like this again.... it's heresy! Also.. if the SpicyChat AI actually wrote those responses? I... just don't know.. lol

Walt_Man

No. I cut it off before that happened so I could gate that content at $10/month please join my onlyfans

Civvie

When I saw a post about this, I assumed that they just had AI generated custom levels for quake 2. This is... different? Maybe it's more technologically impressive, but kind of bizarre to look at. I thought something was wrong with the video stream at the beginning due to the fps.

KazooTablature

Dawg am I seriously paying like 5 bucks a month to see Civvie have e sex with ai

Gonorrhea Gamer OG

THAT'S WHERE MY MONEY IS GOING AND I'M LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT.

GrimCryptophage

Make Bedding Break Again

David McCreadie

Oh boy, Master Levels are gonna be something

Investigator Sozhran

They packaged them with the Playstation port of Final Doom. I played them decades ago and had a reasonably decent time with them. It was setup weird. Not the full WADS. I think Plutonia ended on Onslaught and has a cyberdemon added.

Shawn Grant

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune The Butlerian Jihad can't come quick enough.

Stephen Ward

Really looking forward to the Master Levels . I remember getting them with PSX Final Doom. If I remember correctly, most of the time was spent trying to figure out where to go after hitting switches. Also, IDK if you're into mech games, but you gotta check out Armored Core 6. That game absolutely fucks!

Shawn Grant

It’s a bunch of people who have tied their financial interests to AI saying, “Hey look over here. Our AI can recreate a game!” Then when they get told that their game is a terrible copy of a good thing they say, “well…it’ll get better.” So, tl:dr is: there is no point.

Jon Goodman

So you still kept Romeros hair! No regrets cv, no regrets.

Davinchiii

"Tim Willits is getting smoke." "Attack is one of the best maps in the Master Levels. Grade: C." "Can be completed without cheating." Oh........... I actually played the Master Levels in 2024. Prayers up, Civvie.

Tripp Andre

this happened 30 minutes ago so it is the present driver

Zzsark Stormbeard

I updated nvidia's drivers to play Doom Eternal because starting the game made my PC freeze in a black screen and I was forced to turn it off. When I updated the drivers and deactivated nvidia's overlay, the same error happened but this time when I turned on the pc again it didn't enter windows anymore. UPDATING NVIDIA'S DRIVERS MADE WINDOWS NOT START. HOW. I ALMOST LOSE EVERYTHING. So please be safe with nvidia's shit because this is a whole new level.

Zzsark Stormbeard

I’m not saying I’m gonna cum, but I’m not gonna not do that either.

Jesse Beers

Sweet Jesus

Fallout Zombie

Fuck yeah.

FreeManPhil

They finally managed to make Quake 2 play like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Jeebs

Ah, shit posting, returning to the channels roots! Love it, keep it coming Civvie!

Critical Wranker

"All your boomshoot are belong to us."-Microsoft Copilot

Jared Mills

I fail to understand, what exactly is the purpose of AI Quake 2. Did I miss something? What is it exactly accomplishing here? Does it improve the fidelity somehow? I don't get it.

sunsetdev (b e y o n d storm chasing)

Am I hallucinating or did the iron maiden have three hands when it came to the bit where she tries to take off her rocket launcher?

NerdyOgre254

Civvie, we need to know how this ends. Did you clap those wobbly vertex cyborg cheeks?

John 'Jorts' Jacoby

Finally, the Quake Dating-Sim we were promised 30 years ago. Now id Software can move on and make Daikatana 2.

CasualKitty

So that was uhhh, something? The future isn’t bleak, it’s now…

EvilCancerMouse

Sure, if a someone makes it first.

0xFUL

This goes to show just how bad Musk's AI powered game company idea is.

Adam Lynn Keasey

Thank you Civvie!

prozax

Fuck me, this is awful. I dearly hope this is the summit of AI driven gaming (Pro tip: it's not)

BDP Illustrations

The soft launch of the CV-11 OnlyFans is going well, I see

David Eltzroth

It took like, 500 NVidia 5090's to power this.

HolyJunkie

A question we need to ask now though is "will AI ever make an amazing game?" it seems like a lack of practice and development right now. Who knows in the future though. But no question what we have currently is cesspool garbage.

YukoValis

damn, a small part of me hoped you would get to the doom eternal dlc before tda. not that I like eternal, the dlc is especially bullshit

Cooker

I know right? I would love to see him play Chapter 2.

YukoValis

Yeah you’re definitely a Sucker for Love fan

ChickenShred

rocket launcher

QuietAlice

oh please like anyone here isn't going to hell already

Civvie

I just want all the other patrons to remember one important fact: we funded this. We are directly responsible for this video and its contents being created. We have forfeited our place in heaven. God no longer smiles upon us. That being said, great video, 10/10 no additional notes.

Rowan Hawthorpe

We need to bring back rocket launchers into the bedroom.

Reaper2122

I really hope people drop this AI crap soon. It's hideous and rarely works but millionaires and ceos keep pissing money away on it. Thanks for showing how bad it still is, Civvie. Fingers crossed they don't pull this garbage again.

Hella

am not sure if this is suppose to be better or worse then minecraft ai. either way we're losing regardless.

a19fox

My day just got even better

John zelna

Did not see the iron maiden dating sim on my bingo card today.

neoxs1

This is one of the videos of all time.

TheKindOni

I learned two things today.... Quake 2 AI is a thing and its an abomination. And Quake 2 AI lets you seduce female Strogg... Everyday we stray further from gods light... lmao.

The Reaper

F

Radish101

Thanks Civvie!!!

Granistar

neat

Flash Allan

Fuck yes

JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER

Every time a new ai thing proves that they're shit and that we still need humans I feel slightly better. Then I notice it won't matter to CEOs holding off on hiring me anyway.

Mario_bland

Thank you Civvie, I really needed that today

Mateusz Bartoszek

Carmack likes machines more than he likes people

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