Switch 2 Review from a sad man
Added 2025-08-01 03:20:56 +0000 UTCGamers, I am very disappointed in myself here. Y'all deserve better than "nothing panned out" but, indeed, nothing panned out.
I hope this is at least entertaining. I will be back early next month with something a bit more dark and serious and yeehaw. There's a chapter in the essay titled "Wow, that's a lot of rape!"
So, there will probably be an uncensored version here. It will also have some of the childhood essay stuff I mention here. Sorry I keep sinisterly alluding to it lol. I hate how fucking sinister it seems every time!
For now, just wanted to tell Nintendo to fuck themselves real fast. Sega does what NINTENDON'T. COME BACK TO US SEGA. We'll pretend Sonic is cool for more than 4 years this time
See you soon,
DJ PC
Comments
Yeah, it’s intermission, he’s talking about things many have talked about before, but
J.J.
2025-08-15 13:51:21 +0000 UTCJust get Arceus secondhand, ZA looks like garbage.
J.J.
2025-08-15 13:49:14 +0000 UTCThe book was total fire bro I loved it
James Jandt
2025-08-14 21:47:56 +0000 UTCIf you're looking for another apocalyptic game play the first metro, or read the book, the first ones are great the rest are kinda stinky, both are pretty quick
Soul_less
2025-08-09 05:32:13 +0000 UTCSo dumb question, does the device worth my potential Pokémon relapse for Legends AZ? I had to skip Legends Arceus and fuck, I'm not sure I can miss out again *tweaks* Edit: I do not own any large screens
Colton Cutchens
2025-08-06 22:07:56 +0000 UTCVery cool production choice to use a mineral water glass bottle filled with gin as a subtle hint that your life is improving.
EchoChamberShow
2025-08-06 21:26:31 +0000 UTCPls steamdeck review now
Kuma4
2025-08-06 19:19:15 +0000 UTCThanks a ton, take care
Fluffer
2025-08-05 13:10:22 +0000 UTCA man can dream
2008 2.7 v6 Chrysler Sebering Convertible Limited
2025-08-05 00:01:35 +0000 UTCEvery adult man needs a bit of whimsy in their life. I literally started watching Anime at 26yo half a year ago. Now i watch anime and read manga romances, the cute ones some even written by women Shit is like the ultimate cope, romantic life ain't shit? romance is dead? Well, we can always be happy seeing imaginary people be happy No wonder Japs do this so well, their lives are the most miserable It's um.... it's not racist, no one hates Japs more than they hate themselves
Tomasz Inn
2025-08-04 23:15:36 +0000 UTCThat cut is fresh as fuck.
Filip Dul
2025-08-04 15:43:50 +0000 UTCI had this playing in the background and got confused. Where are we supposed to buy the sand?
Tak Kovacs
2025-08-03 14:49:33 +0000 UTCNGL I half expected him to shove the switch up his ass and start making Donkey Kong sounds
Adrian Slavchev
2025-08-02 13:29:01 +0000 UTCWarning! Abyss may be closer than she appears to be.
Alexander Jonsson
2025-08-02 09:18:14 +0000 UTCMy brother has been struggling with alcoholism for a couple years now and is slipping back into it after the last episode sent him to the hospital. he also watches your channel and I wanted to show him that essay you did on your own issues and that writer this past winter. if you could send me the link to an unlisted upload or something it would mean a lot.
Evan Heaslip
2025-08-02 02:33:45 +0000 UTCDJ peach cobbler vapes, it’s so over
FullMetal28
2025-08-02 02:30:18 +0000 UTCAlready did
Slovenian Jakob
2025-08-01 19:42:49 +0000 UTCFeeling called out 3:56 😂 You look a whole lot better happy the weight loss is going well!
Slovenian Jakob
2025-08-01 19:42:29 +0000 UTCGod I hate the Switch 2 and all it represents. Aka Nintendo getting high on their own supply after making bank with the OG Switch and now spearheading the industry in anti-consumer practices. I really want this brick to fail hard
Elia Giulio
2025-08-01 08:34:01 +0000 UTCI too know the pain of having to do a SWITCH 2 reaction just to keep myself in the algorithm. But after a certain someone subbed to my channel I experienced a turn of favour so grand, so momentous that I'm sure it will never end.
Anthony Dowd
2025-08-01 07:54:02 +0000 UTCYour perspective on this console is compelling, so I’ll have to forget I ever saw it.
Huggar_GT
2025-08-01 05:08:04 +0000 UTCDon’t do that to slovenians, they will tell to the teacher and than you will see
morowitch
2025-08-01 05:00:28 +0000 UTCNoo don't be sad ur so sexy aha
Ian Long
2025-08-01 04:59:57 +0000 UTCBuying one of these relics of a bygone age are proof of two things: that you deserve to be financially insolvent, and that you are above blinking lights making the happy chemicals come out.
Tyler Price
2025-08-01 04:27:18 +0000 UTCYo that edit where you zoomed out to the clip of you editing was some impressive shit
Jacob Zeller
2025-08-01 04:22:41 +0000 UTCYay new video! Cia is awfully quiet today. Console looks weird- big? Too big.
Espina
2025-08-01 04:16:21 +0000 UTCI haven't bought a console in damn near a decade. There's no point. The more recent consoles hate the idea of you owning anything physical, and will deny you the use of your own device for any number of bullshit reasons. Why would I take the risk of buying one of these monstrosities just to see it turn into a glorified paperweight? Do you know what a computer does that no console can do? Run other multiple consoles from many different eras and platforms. All for free. If I don't own anything, then why bother?
Chant of Elin
2025-08-01 04:12:19 +0000 UTCI don't see any point for me to update to switch 2 when the most played games of mine is fitness boxing.
Graham Ou
2025-08-01 03:56:52 +0000 UTCThis is def one of the videos you've made,apparently. I don't care about Nintendo, but I just felt you were just waffling for 8 minutes and not saying anything?
Abin Jaimon
2025-08-01 03:49:55 +0000 UTCThe muse muses what it muse.
Kerom Blum
2025-08-01 03:49:05 +0000 UTCSo obsessed with if we could, didn't stop to wonder if we should
Michael Poirier
2025-08-01 03:29:59 +0000 UTCOmg yay
Pyroshark
2025-08-01 03:23:15 +0000 UTCwhen they gonna add disgraced 20th century writer charles r jackson to mario kart
Tyler Eykamp
2025-08-01 03:22:32 +0000 UTCThis is not a patreon exclusive, a sponsor just has to approve something
DJ Peach Cobbler
2025-08-01 03:21:18 +0000 UTC
