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Reading Lord of the Rings until I Regain my Faith in Humanity

What's up gamers, here's the concillation prize I got for attempting and failing my Blood Meridian essay this month. See you next year and thanks for your support, I hope to continue to earn it View Post

Blood Meridian is a Fairy Tale, actually

Once my current sponsorships run out (March 2026), I'm going to start doing 4 videos a year.

It's become clear that in order to reach my own standards, this has to happen. I'm finishing up m...

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A VERY SERIOUS Geronimo Trailer

I'll be direct:

Geronimo's story is pathetic. It's the only word. I don't like the guy.

Naturally, my assumptions about a historical period are routinely-challenged once I dive deep i...

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The Apache Wars: Death of a Dreamer

Today, DJ Peach Cobbler continues the story of the long and brutal Apache Wars. By 1875 they appeared to be concluded, until U.S. policy changed to one of consolidating all Apache tribes on the San...

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Blooper + sneak peek

I once promised Patrons bloopers, but I removed that membership benefit for a simple reason:

I do not make mistakes.

A joke. I just don't laugh when I mess up? I flub a line, I do it ...

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The Apache Wars: Part One

Part Two will be up at the end of November and will largely center around Victorio. Victorio is the type of person you would expect Geronimo to be, if that makes sense. I'll also get more into th...

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Update on the Apache

That Halo video I discussed will certainly come out at SOME point, but I've decided to keep it in the reserve as I embark upon my Apache Wars trilogy. Three videos over three months, each one cove...

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A Return to Form (and school)

I started going to college. What am I majoring in? C'mon.

My first day in History class, my professor introduced the idea that History isn't just "what happened"! Rather, it's an argument....

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This is my Final Draft LOL

Actually made a few edits to tone down the violence. The video is already so abrasive, and it is upsetting to see.

I'll be sharing behind-the-scenes stuff with Patrons soon, trying out some n...

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A Brief Apology

I have absolutely no idea how this video is going to be taken.

It was the product of months of writing and revision, and I'm frankly unsure if that laborious writing process translated to a s...

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Switch 2 Review from a sad man

Gamers, I am very disappointed in myself here. Y'all deserve better than "nothing panned out" but, indeed, nothing panned out.

I hope this is at least entertaining. I will be back early next ...

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Progress Report

Working on a little Halo rant and got the slide projector needed for a larger project. Sorry if I seem low-energy, I had this bizarre allergic reaction to SOMETHING, I had to go to the ER and they...

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Apaches, Conquistadors, & The Camp Grant Massacre

Greetings Gamers,

In this video I will discuss briefly the Spanish influence on the "wild west" as well as the Camp Grant Massacre. The goal with this video was to establish just how widespre...

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Two Things (you gave me a horny book)

Video up in a few days about the Camp Grant Massacre and the Spanish legacy of enslavement & raiding in the "wild west".

Also, I got a bunch of recommendations to read "My Confession" by ...

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Fun Schizo Theory (not really schizo just real)

HOWDY YET AGAIN, YOUTUBE IS TRUMP'S PUPPET.

Andrew Callaghan has spoken out that YouTube is intentionally suppressing anything related to the Apache. I, too, as the main character of the univ...

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Welcome to Yeehaw Summer

This one was a nightmare. The video ended up being 40 minutes and I cut it down to what it is now.

I hope that you can enjoy the finished product, my writing has become unfocused but I salva...

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Gamers,

I have elected to do a "Q&A" thing for my video outros. Fr fr, no foolin. Just post them as comments here, please. The video is about a phrenologist cowboy fighting the Apache, so maybe some...

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This is not a DOOM Review

Gamer Status: REVOKED

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Don't buy DOOM: The Dark Ages

Freezes over and over, very disappointed, about to DESTROY Microsoft with my gamer logic.

Haven't made something angry for awhile! Let's have fun with it. The running joke is that Id Softwa...

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Behind the Scenes + Film

My most expensive video thus far is “How Femboys Won the Vietnam War”.  The Producer (me) insisted that we shoot on digital for several reasons.  The first being: it’s a YouTube vid...

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Progress Report - "Mid" May

I have been trying to write my way into accepting humanity, myself included. I have written, these past four months, endless thoughts on man's nature and my struggle to accept it. I have finally,...

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Here's that second video!

Found a nice quote for y'all. It would be perfect for my next video, but I'm unfortunately already doing a Slaughterhouse Five thing (FINALLY). That should be done around the 15th, but y'all shou...

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You deserve better, and now you will get it

I have two videos, right now, which I cannot upload to YouTube! I'm trying to SELL OUT, but they won't buy!

Patreon will be the focus of my work moving forward. It's become clear that both ...

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Alright, so what's with that Geronimo thing?

The fact is that I'm in a shit financial situation and am still crawling my way out of the pit I dug for myself. I'm still hopeful that YouTube will reinstate me into the partner program, if you'v...

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To be quite honest, I don't know WHAT the fucking problem is

War Thunder is dragging its feet. This is really pissing me off because, frankly? It's not my best work. The format worked in the Biden administration but not now. I realized this too late.

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Gamers

I am sorry, there was an editing mistake and the credits appear slightly late. They’re still there, I promise! Thank you for your support, next video in two weeks

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I’ve been working on a “history” book and this is the first chapter

This is just the first few pages of the 50 I’ve written thus far. I think the end result will be a little over 100 pages. Thanks for your patience, I AM working on videos and will see you soon....

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Hi, I'm DJ Peach Cobbler & we gotta talk

As this year draws to a close, I think it'd be wise to take stock. This has been, after all, my first full year of being a full-time YouTuber.

This year I announced and then unannounced the ...

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So, about that Patreon Poll...

 “We had one war with Mexico to take Arizona, and we should have another to make her take it back.”

– Quote attributed to General Sherman, page VII, Introducti...

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