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You deserve better, and now you will get it

I have two videos, right now, which I cannot upload to YouTube! I'm trying to SELL OUT, but they won't buy!

Patreon will be the focus of my work moving forward. It's become clear that both sponsors and YouTube are far too fickle. From now on, all Patrons will get the REAL videos. In practice, this means no ads, no sponsors, and I get to use movie clips and music as I wish. You have deserved this for some time, and I hope you enjoy the finished products.

Furthermore: All Patreon tiers will be separated in the end credits. So higher tiers will be on-screen for longer.

I will upload my other unreleased video later today. That one was made specifically for GoG, and so the entire video is "sponsored". I just discuss FEAR and the recent (lol) closure of Monolith Studios.

Thank you for your patience and support. I will discuss these changes more in-depth soon.

Comments

Oh shit patreon exclusive vids? Damn I'm gonna have to start loggin into this thing again Also if you don't have a boat by 2027 I'm gonna be awful disappointed Cobbler

The Cynical Templar

Bring back Kirkbride

JesusInVegas

The other Monolith studios classic, Condemned: Criminal Origins. They also did those great Shadow of Mordor games oddly enough

JesusInVegas

I’ll talk in a video soon about my specific plan, but no, these are not exclusive. The sponsors which I worked with have been taking their time

DJ Peach Cobbler

Oh there's some sort of suicide pact between Tod & everyone around him. For a good ES6 they need to go WEIRD

Gil the Gilded Dragon

So are you eventually going to upload these or are they patreon exclusive

Mytoeseateggs

Hey can you make a tier that costs more? If your going patreon now I wanna pay you more. Please and thank you

Arabiannights

I'm a big enough fan of yours that I feel guilty making USAF jokes. I still do, it just hurts now -Some navy puke Love your work man

YouSunuvaMitch

Playing the Remaster without any nostalgia for it, since I grew up on Skyrim is fucking wild. Like... I can tell it was a good game a long time ago, and I am about to say the very sad sentence of "I miss the polish of skyrim" Absolutely love the spellcrafting tho, I wish the later games had more mechnically complex thing (fuck lockpicking tho), but there is just something off about the feeling of playing Oblivion, its just not the same. And I dont think its just the nostalgia. Even the modding support is kinda lethargic, but I guess people are just getting used to the different engine. I am really concerned that ES6 will be bad. Afraid even. I need a good open world I can get lost in again and forget my shitty life. And none of the modern ones are doing it for me. Especially not fucking starfield, good lord no.

Fluffer

They very second I was like "wow, Daddy Cobs hair is looking a lot better, good for him" you brought it up. Please get outside of my head and my walls (the walls of my apartment by the way, my colon is only for you). Cheers to seeing more videos of you more often. You are looking much healthier lately!

Xenolithic

"And there he goes, one of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"

Michael Protevi

It happens

Pyroshark

Also, have you considered starting a separate history only channel? Might be able to shoot some reposts into a bit less schizo version of the channel and keep food on the table.

Tin Marković

Hey Peach, have you considered selling out to that Nebula network or whatever? Dunno how PC they are, and if it's easy to get in... but I've seen a fair few big names head there.

Tin Marković

We are eating goood today

Slovenian Jakob

I'm now somehow more worried about what'll happen to Doom and Wolfenstein if Bethesda gets assimilated whole

Bavaboi

Thank you sir, may I have another? Lol thanks for tanking all this BS

Michael Poirier

I should have put it more like: “Microsoft is to 2000s kids what Nintendo was to 90s kids”

DJ Peach Cobbler

You've convinced me. Guess I'll have to upgrade my subscription tier because YouTube doesn't value your autistic rambling

BourgeoisPartisan

Double the game engine. Twice the jank and glitches 😂

BourgeoisPartisan

I don't give out my money often, you deserve it brother.

uberwarlocker

I assume this probably isn't an easy change, Youtube money -when monetized, being what it is, but I'm delighted to hear that we will now have the proper... Cobbler experience, shall we say, without the dreaded "DeMoNeTiZeD" Damocles's sword hanging over your head. Keep up the great work and take care of yourself.

Hydra Corvi

To be frank: I want to slow down and really put my energy into a long history video but that’s just not possible at the moment. I’m trying to sell out lol, even if only temporarily, to get back on my feet!

DJ Peach Cobbler

Just an explanation for people who don't know, the Oblivion remaster is running the game with the original engine, but using UE5 to plaster new graphics over the old systems. This unusual approach has the benefit of not changing game feel and allowing all the old iconic jank to go unchanged.

Hudson Deweerd

Nice! Can't wait to continue my parasocial relationship on patreon!

Graham

It's a lot easier to be optimistic when your boss isn't an asshole. Y'all are the best boss I've ever had.

DJ Peach Cobbler

Badass, can't wait to see em

Symmetrymaster

With all the issues you’ve mentioned I’m finding your high video output to be kind of disturbing. I hope this manic Cobbler era can eventually simmer down to a more stable level of schizophrenia, rather than boiling over violently

niflheimm

As a millennial I think Halo was more prevalent than Nintendo but maybe I'm biased due to the lack of slurs Nintendo introduced me to

Aaron Bandell

shut up and take my money

AsheWednesday

Bruh, I’m hyped

Eric Adams (German)

Glad you don’t let those bastards grind you down man

Hölzi

Goat, thankyou

Skink53

Hell yeah baby

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