Bonus: Seamus & Eddie character stat sheets, SFW and after-dark versions πββπ
Added 2025-01-13 18:00:12 +0000 UTCAlright, this ended up being a ton of fun for me to make, and forced me to think hard and define these guys a little bit better!! Hope you guys dig the lore and stats - both the clean ones and the filthy ones - and was there anything that surprised you?? Tell me!
SFW stat sheet template is by @Cparrisart on bluesky! The after-dark version is my own creation. Attached to this post, along with Seamus and Eddie's sheets, are blank templates if you guys have OCs of your own that you might want to use these for!! Enjoy!
Comments
It's all lies. You can't believe in soulmates //and// not have a romantic bone in your body. Those viewpoints are entirely antithetical.
Berthulf
2025-02-18 13:35:16 +0000 UTCI have one question... how is Seamus so unromantic, when he has twice as many points across fate/destiny and soulmates as Eddie does? He has more in soulmates than Eddie has in both! It's maxed out! Like, this man is absolutely certain he has a fated 'partner' that he is literally incomplete, a half-person without... That's the epitome of romantic! Poor thing just needs a little real loving from his boy, and a little bit of help to finish cracking open that shell he's still fighting his way out of; well, not to worry, Papa B always has plenty of room under his wing for a couple more chickadees.
Berthulf
2025-02-18 13:29:41 +0000 UTCIf Seamus needs someone to read to him and cook for him - I volunteer. He'll be a pleasantly plump sci-fi geek in no time. ;p
Arthur Charles
2025-01-28 18:01:51 +0000 UTCthe unfilled, blank template versions are attached to this post as files!!! ready for you to use ππ
Celery Man
2025-01-25 21:06:52 +0000 UTCLOL iβve been looking for a good character attribute sheet for a few days and here you post this. iβll need to clear it out but this is great!
Justin
2025-01-25 19:10:38 +0000 UTChahah stats will do that sometimes!! π€π
Celery Man
2025-01-21 17:22:31 +0000 UTCI hoped this would be the case!! that these stats and things would help flesh them out and feel more real and relatable.
Celery Man
2025-01-21 17:22:19 +0000 UTCJust got -bricked- from reading stats haha. woof!
Griffin Barrows
2025-01-19 08:58:20 +0000 UTCI'd buy a print
Daniel J McDonald
2025-01-16 13:16:37 +0000 UTCWith those details they seem so real... and they both seem to be good guys really
Valar Morghulis
2025-01-15 23:35:19 +0000 UTCSeamus is perfect to me π
Valar Morghulis
2025-01-15 23:28:33 +0000 UTCthey're definitely opposites in a lot of ways, but do opposites attract?? sometimes!!! most of my close relationships in life have been introvert/extrovert pairs.
Celery Man
2025-01-15 17:22:28 +0000 UTChaha I know right!? it was really fun to make these.
Celery Man
2025-01-15 17:21:48 +0000 UTCπ happy you like it!!
Celery Man
2025-01-15 17:21:40 +0000 UTCnow that is an excellent idea π¦π©
Celery Man
2025-01-15 17:21:31 +0000 UTCThere are many things to love in comparing their stat sheets, but what I loved the most was that the two of them are the typical extrovert/introvert friend pairing. (I also LOLed at Seamus' reload speed being maxed)
Raylen
2025-01-15 01:58:26 +0000 UTCShould let Random Gym Bro and his gallon jug have a turn on sweet little Eddie
Daniel J McDonald
2025-01-15 01:21:10 +0000 UTCWell that was much more boner than I expected from a character sheet
Daniel J McDonald
2025-01-15 01:18:16 +0000 UTCThis is so cool of a project! π©Ά
scroll_alt_del
2025-01-14 17:27:41 +0000 UTCMaybe his experience there will encourage him to see how different it is with two men...
GregK
2025-01-13 22:27:28 +0000 UTCI totally saw that through line! Heβs all about water. π¦
Murphyus
2025-01-13 21:30:20 +0000 UTCha, he's filthy! I knew that would trip some people up π but as I was filling this out, I thought, hey he likes the ocean, sailing, aquatic stuff... maybe that would extend... to...
Celery Man
2025-01-13 21:28:27 +0000 UTCLeast surprising: Seamus is a selfish lover. Most surprising: Eddie is really into water sports. Maybe I didnβt give his kinky side enough creditβ¦
Murphyus
2025-01-13 20:40:25 +0000 UTChaha same here tbh! it was surprisingly fun and exciting etc to develop all these
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:28:37 +0000 UTCI felt like Eddie was already a nickname!! and shit, you're right, they could both be aliens wearing human skin as a disguise...
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:28:18 +0000 UTCI think so too!! I tried to fill out their sheets fully independently, without thinking at all about how the two stats spreads would relate to each other in the end. only after they were all filled out did I set them against each other to compare, and I do think it's interesting to see... not least because there are some pretty big differences/incompatibilities. And yeah, the exhib/nudism thing is a common tie, makes you wonder about all the potential ways they could enjoy something like that together... maybe... someday...
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:26:30 +0000 UTCa tragic one!!!!!
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:25:09 +0000 UTChaha so, I interpreted Beauty to mean stuff like skincare, grooming, hairstyling. and I think in that regard, both these guys are fairly middle-of-the-road - they dont ignore those things, but dont make them central priorities either.
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:25:03 +0000 UTChe's due for an appearance in the next painting!! it'll be ready at the beginning of Feb π¨
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:24:17 +0000 UTCinteresting, interesting
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:23:51 +0000 UTCding ding, Joel got the right idea!! That story from Griffin was so great that I've decided, even if it's still fanfic and not canon, it's so close to the mark of how I see these guys acting and relating to each other, that it might as well be!! it's exactly the sort of sexcapade I could see Seamus getting into.
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:23:35 +0000 UTCI, too, am curious to see that!! on paper, these two have quite a number of incompatibilities. but, opposites often attract...
Celery Man
2025-01-13 20:22:20 +0000 UTCI remember a hot story (maybe from Griffin Barrows?) that involved Seamus, two women, and some restraints β and Eddie on the other side of the wall. If that's considered canon, then "group sex" makes sense here!
Joel Showalter
2025-01-13 20:14:06 +0000 UTCWow. I surprised myself by getting turned on as I studied these and imagined the possibilities. Tell me I'm not the only one?! I had no idea that I would be so into this data! Thanks, CM!
Joel Showalter
2025-01-13 20:11:46 +0000 UTCNo nickname for Eddie? No one calls him Ed? Race/species not filled in for either of them, are they not human?!
Mac Foraday
2025-01-13 19:39:17 +0000 UTCMmm yes statistics gimme more of this good food. It's interesting to see the ways Seamus and Eddie are compatible, especially contrasted against the ways they definitely aren't. Love that Seamus is into exhibitionism and Eddie's apparently a bit of a nudist.
ParanoidDrone
2025-01-13 19:03:58 +0000 UTCthe maxed vs empty stats in romance tell an entire story
gooeycandy
2025-01-13 18:31:31 +0000 UTCOnly 3 points in beauty? I won't stand for the lies and slander π€
Zendrick42
2025-01-13 18:25:06 +0000 UTCEddie is my favorite.
Dunmwaru Preachan
2025-01-13 18:22:21 +0000 UTCwatersports is filled in on both π
rider.break97
2025-01-13 18:10:47 +0000 UTCInteresting that Seamus is into group sex. Have we seen that yet? Might make an interesting scene... π€ π₯΅
GregK
2025-01-13 18:08:15 +0000 UTCThese are fantastic, C, and a nice in-depth view of the characters. It's no surprise Eddie is the caring, attentive one and Seamus quite a bit more self-focused. It's going to be interesting to see if that attribute changes as he gets closer to Eddie. Unless, of course, hell freezes over first.
David Maddux
2025-01-13 18:07:45 +0000 UTC
