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Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 6

It took roughly ten minutes for Smasher to get back on his feet, and Clyde used that time to put everything in order. Tall Tony, the most trustworthy Tony in the bunch, was officially handed over p...

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Deep Water: Chapter 6

“It’s a good day to whip some ass!” Skiddie banged on Douglas’s helmet as he shouted the declaration, earning the usual glare from Coach Dugglemin.

Standing shorter than most of the s...

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Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 5

In the short term, Zip Zip and Bloog had made a smart tactical decision. Dougie was neither prepared for their charge nor strong enough to stop them. Two-versus-one would have been a tough fight fo...

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Deep Water: Chapter 5

It turned out, Douglas wasn’t nearly so special as he’d thought himself. Through the history of Middlelake, before it even held the current name, there were instances of people seeking the supp...

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Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 4

Although he was on guard after the missing keg, Clyde slowly began to relax as events flowed smoothly. The next round of specialty shots came and went without any more supplies vanishing, Dougie wa...

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Deep Water Chapter 4

It was several hours later, when the rest of the school was cramming down the mishmash of nutrition optimistically called lunch, that Douglas learned what Shanice was talking about. She’d promise...

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The 2024 Yearly Lookahead Post is Live!

See what 2024 holds in store 

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Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 3

The crowd was a mix of the upbeat, ambitious, drunk, really drunk, and sullen, with a few outliers who occupied their own category filling things out for good measure. After years of these events, ...

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Deep Water: Chapter 3

After a night of rough sleep, Douglas dragged himself out of bed to face the Wednesday. Tired as he felt, at least there was practice to look forward to after classes ended. The idea that he’d be...

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Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 2

The Omicron Phi Fraternity house was buzzing with activity, all manner of dudes and bros scurrying about to deal with menial tasks. Few frats were this organized or well-managed, but then again, no...

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Deep Water: Chapter 2

Middlelake was a modest town, small enough for Douglas to bike home rather than wait for his parents to swing by with a ride. At sixteen, he technically could have been driving around like his bud ...

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Aliens Wrecked Out Kegger - Author Commentary Edition: Chapter 1

Clyde’s hand slapped against the wooden door, probably the only chunk of the entire dorm room that wasn’t a cheap piece of shit. That part, at least, the college was required spend some money o...

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Deep Water: Chapter 1

“So, no lingering issues?” Dr. Padderon was a sweet-natured older man with a ring of fluffy white hair like a nest around the bald egg that was his skull. His office smelled like some kind of w...

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2024 Update

The New Year is here, and oh goodness are there some changes arriving!

First and foremost: if you missed the post about all the new content coming (and the one feature departing) please make ...

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Q4 Sneak Peek 2023: The Priestess and the Peril Part 2

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The familiar feeling of sweat soaking her through robes greeted Perle as she swung her uncle’s sword yet again. Perhaps one day, with enough effort and skill, the weapon would feel like ...

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New Patreon Reward Schedule (2024)

With the new year almost upon us, I wanted to formally announce what the new Patreon content schedule will look like moving forward! If you’re surprised about the upcoming changes, please check o...

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Q4 Sneak Peek

Tis the end of the year, and time for one last Sneak Peek. And as we usually do for this one, you all get to decide what it will be!

Options this year are selections from:

The Prie...

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December Update

The last Patreon update of the year, and in a way, of the Patreon in its current incarnation.

In case anyone missed it, starting in January the $5 tier will include weekly content, with View Post

Upcoming Patreon Change

Hey folks, I wanted to make sure everyone was aware of an upcoming change to the Patreon starting in 2024! Details below, but the short synopsis is that I'm going to begin posting serial content on...

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November Update

Ahhh, the warm afterglow of an excellent Halloween. Hopefully you were able to join for the 13 Streams of Halloween, culminating in our 24 Hours of Horror, I know we had a lot of fun enjoying the h...

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13 Stream of Halloween Kickoff

Hey there folks!

For anyone who missed the Discord announcement, for Halloween this week we're doing the 13 Streams of Halloween. This is an event I've been wanting to do for years, because H...

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October Update

Spooky, Scary, Patreon Update!

Bubble your cauldrons and toil your troubles, it’s Halloween month!

First off, a treat for those who missed the announcement earlier in the week: Super ...

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September Update

Whew, what an August. That was a busy one.

I’m starting September up in Atlanta for Dragon Con, for folks also around you can see my schedule here. Come say hi!

The password for this ...

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August Update

Check out this month’s Q&A here! 

At long last, August has arrived.

And with it...

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July Password/Update

Happy July Everyone!

Hopefully you caught the Q2 Sneak Peek already, but just in case here’s the ...

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June Password/Update

June is here, and that means it’s new book release month!

Despite what you might expect with 2023-06-01 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

May Update

Another month past, and summer is nearly here! Remind me that I was excited by that thought when Texas is over 100 degrees and I’m melting every time the door opens.

The password for this m...

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April 2023 Update

Greetings from Denver! For those who didn’t know, I’m at Readers Take Denver this weekend, so if you’re the area I h...

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March 2023 Update

March is here, and am I ever ready for it!

On top of bringing some actual sunshine for a change, March marks my first con of 2023. If you need a clue where, our password for this month is ...

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February 2023 Update

Damn, February already? Guess it’s going to be one of those years.

This month’s password will be “snow” in honor of the weather phenomenon that has shut my state down with only an inc...

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