Perry hung up the phone and let out a long breath.
It was probably Gramma’s fault, but it was past the statute of limitation for being angry about it. She’d cast spells cursing Solaris’...
2024-03-12 17:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe dragon’s palace was shielded against teleportation, along with most of his research facility. I.E, Berkeley.
But, there was a gap right around the miniature park in the middle of ...
2024-03-07 17:06:11 +0000 UTC View PostBrendon took his earplugs out, shutting off the buffer machine he liked to ride around the blue halls.
“-for your cooperation and have a fantastic day!”
“Eh?” B...
2024-03-05 17:11:23 +0000 UTC View PostLightshow (Mandy, to her friends) sprinted up the stairs and out the emergency exit.
What the hell was that? She thought as she ran, her heart pounding in her ears.
Agh, cr...
2024-03-01 16:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I got rid of the bottle and made it obvious Perry was holding the sword, added the gold harness, and th...
2024-02-27 18:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostSo, chances are Lightshow is a mimic, Perry thought as he continued to work side by side with her.
His Reasoning: Whoever stole the lens most likely did it because they were aware of...
2024-02-27 16:23:41 +0000 UTC View Post“The costs are astronomical,” Lightshow said.
“That’s what I like to hear,” Perry said. He wasn’t even kidding. Spendthrift ate astronomical costs for breakfast.
Lightshow m...
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***Marigold Zauberer***
“What’s taking so long?” Marigold demanded as Andre poured over the spellwork keeping her trapped inside her clinic.
They were seperated by a thin wall of ...
2024-02-20 17:48:58 +0000 UTC View Post“Oh god, that sucked,” Perry groaned, taking a deep breath and resting his hands on his knees, doubled over. Threatening your grandmother with blackmail was not the best feeling in the world, e...
2024-02-17 18:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostPerry stared at the tiny little clinic where his grandmother controlled Funkytown, tossing down terse commands from inside her legitimate business under the nose of the law like The Godfather. The ...
2024-02-14 18:50:06 +0000 UTC View Post***Somewhere in Wyoming***
A mourning dove flitted down to a branch and paused for a moment to scan the forest floor and nearby trees for tasty seeds.
Something was wrong. The bird didn...
2024-02-12 18:13:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey Bill,” Perry said, shrugging the phone up to his ear as he held the twins’ hands.
“You don’t call me Bill. What did you do?”
“I might’ve…sort’ve…spil...
2024-02-08 18:49:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Okay, that didn’t go quite as planned.” Tom admitted.
“You THINK!?” Felix demanded as they ran down the venue’s built-in secret tunnel, aiming to get as far away from…whatever ...
2024-02-05 19:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Sophie!” Nat cried, sprinting across the glass floor and doing her best impression of a tackle. The Elysian attendant took the hit with barely a stagger, patting the raven-haired girl on the h...
2024-02-02 17:42:59 +0000 UTC View PostBook one is up on Kindle!
Also, my deepest apologies for the double message in your inbox. Patreon is laughin...
Christopher Sunflower hated to admit it when his dad was right.
But his dad was right.
He was currently on the family’s Tri-Star Leashed Tractor 9000, clearing land for potatoes and b...
2024-01-29 17:36:41 +0000 UTC View Post***5 Years ago***
“Perry, help!” Natalie shouted, her feet dragging across the floor as the glowing maw of the kaleidoscopic lump of metal turned to face her.
Perry...
2024-01-25 18:24:38 +0000 UTC View PostBy the time Gareth had bounced back, Sera was finished being thrown in the air, and Perry guided both of them around the party, generally steering them towards people he knew would behave themselve...
2024-01-22 18:58:36 +0000 UTC View PostHaving superhuman nerves, having killed godlike entities, survived dimensional shenanigans and bearing an intellect that made everyone else look like dumb, braying animals…did not prevent one fro...
2024-01-19 17:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
So, Here's the rough draft. We're probably gonna do one more revision, then call it good. The artist sadly couldn't fit Mass Driver in the picture and still have space for Heather and Perry's expre...
2024-01-17 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post***Author's Note****
Sorry about the delay, I pumped the breaks to give myself some time to get my bearings going into book 4. I've been brainstorming where we can go with the next book, and esp...
“I’m sorry, but Solaris is away on business.” The nexus receptionist said, “Negotiating with Stacy Watt-powers over immigration.”
She shuddered.
“That little girl gives me t...
2024-01-11 19:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations!
You have reached Level 18!
Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)
Class: Potent Tha...
2024-01-09 18:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Here we have an android,” Perry said, motioning to the man entering through the door, wearing a brown leather jacket straight out of the seventies and a terrible haircut.
“Hey, I heard...
2024-01-05 19:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostPerry’s hand hovered over the phone.
“What are you doing?” Natalie asked, staring at him from the war-map where the city captains were coordinating defense from High Tide.
“Wait...
2024-01-02 18:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year!
The idea to do a state of the author address has been rattling around in my head now. Here's where I'm going to self report on myself, my work, and my plans for 2024. &...
2024-01-01 17:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostJust because Perry had a brutal adventure to a plane full of demons that he couldn’t remember, and happened to piss off a bigwig in the process, didn’t mean real life slowed down for anyone. 2023-12-29 18:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I realize I didn't give enough information. We've got 2 solid 'stuck in the 70's' choices, and I wasn't really very specific about the prompt.
Option 1: Perry and Heather argue over a ma...
