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Chapter 210: Know Your Enemy

Turns out, kiting the gorm wasn’t hard when you had access to Tinker-enhanced cargo planes that could keep running indefinitely.

The cargo plane was because Perry needed some space to stret...

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Chapter 209: Keepaway

“You’re in trouble now, boy,” Perry and Charles said at the same time.

“Stop copy- Listen,” Perry and Charles said at the same time, finally Charles shut up and glared at h...

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Chapter 208: You Asked For This

“What’s it gonna take?” Charles said.

“You’re gonna to have to be more specific,” the power armor said.

“What’s it gonna take for you to release my vass...

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Chapter 207: The Hunt Is On

‘This kind of situation has the unfortunate side-effect of bringing out the serial killer in me.’

-Paradox Zauberer

Perry managed...

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Chapter 206: The Manita Kit

Gretchen’s Idyllic Manifestation.EXE

The flickering scenery in his seering sphere kept flickering and changing, but the differences were generally subtle and cosme...

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Chapter 205 Flora and Fauna

‘Perry’ was in a pinch.

I must be the stupidest doppleganger to ever exist, to agree to fill in for someone without checking who their family was first.

And now he had ‘k...

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We'll fix it in post!

I love audience participation because it takes a lot of the burden off of me to be perfect, because you guys have got my back and will point out stuff that doesn't jive right. so, without further a...

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Chapter 204: Squid Dildo

In a desperate bid, Perry triggered Dragor’s Kinesis.

Dragor’s Kinesis.EXE

(2/3) remaining

HAHAHAHAH!

Relief flooded Perry’...

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Chapter 203: SCP Perry

“Before you say anything,” Perry said, holding up a hand to forestall his uncle, who was flanked by a chevron of iron-faced mages of varying species.

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Chapter 202: Mingle

Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)

Class: Garage Tinker

Level 14

HP: 15

...

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Chapter 201: Baby time!

Two weeks into designing a piece of equipment that could measure the dimensional wavelengths of essences, It Happened.

Perry was hunched over a computer, brainstorming both an algorithm to pa...

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Continued brainstorming SPOILERS

I went through and read all the comments and will pluck out a few I resonated with and weigh them and ask questions of you.


1: One of the most common threads of thought was that once he ...

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book 3 climax Brainstorming (spoilers?)

Okay, so the dragon and Perry are pooling their knowledge and resources to create some mind-bendingly powerful magitech, then they're gonna kill each other over who gets to keep it.

That's t...

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Chapter 200: Contract Work

“Part 234, paragraph 4, subsection c of ‘meat shield’ needs tightening up,” Perry said, pointing it out. “The part where the contract breaks if I use one of my family as a meat shield is ...

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Chapter 199: Weaponized Generosity

Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)

Class: Garage Tinker

Level 13

HP: 14

...

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Chapter 198: Our ‘First’ Meeting

“You must be Tyrannus,” Perry said, offering his hand to the wall of gemlike red scales.

The twenty-foot tall death-lizard daintily extended a single arm-length, razor-sharp claw and Perr...

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Chapter 197: The ‘D’ Word

***On a weathered Birth Certificate in a burnt-out husk of City Hall***

William ‘Billy’ Red Kline

Born Feb. 14, 1970, Berkeley, California, to Jessica Annabelle Kl...

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Chapter 196: Paradox is Coming

A half-rotted document under the ruins of a large pentagonal building.

***TOP SECRET***

SEAL team 5 debrief

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Chapter 195: Temple

***In a moldy box of papers in an abandoned safe***

***TOP SECRET***

Sept. 12, 1972.

Behavioral Notes on subject 84

...

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Chapter 194: Everyone’s a Critic

“What do you think this power would qualify as:” Perry asked, backhanding aside a skittering horror made entirely of paint, that had gotten inside the reach of his sword, staining him up to the...

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193: Varsity level

Perry felt it.

That crackling energy that slowly suffused the air where a fight was about to take place. Stances adjusted. Fists tightened around weapons. Eyes narrowed.

“Before we be...

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Chapter 192: Violently Amish

“This is it, son,” Harv said, patting his boy on the shoulder. “Everything you can see from here on out is ours,” He dramatically, gesturing to the limitless expansion of East. “You were ...

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Landmarks Wanted

Hey, now's as good a time as any to mention that Perry's probably going to be heading even further west, probably North Dakota, Montana, Washington, Oregon, California. Maybe a little Idaho in ther...

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Chapter 191: Manifest Destiny

“This is my daughter Onslaught,” Karth said, kneeling before Perry’s throne. At his motion the curtains were drawn away from the cage, revealing a stunningly attractive eight-foot-tall troll ...

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Chapter 190: Expansion

“Why are you giving them our food?” Mark asked, his brows furrowed. “You said you could wipe them out, so do that instead of giving away the biggest source of food for a city that is...

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Chapter 189: Karth the Experiment

Karth was hungry.

Karth was always hungry, but this particular day found him wandering further afield of his village in search of Meat. Despite its purpose of making Karth temporarily not...

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Chapter 188: Teaching Fear

Paradox’s Spine Tingler (troll variant) (Intermediate-advanced Difficulty)

3 decigrams of troll spine, 1 bat ear, preserved Thunder Heart, Seeker’s mummified...

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Chapter 187: The Dark Urge

In my dreams I’m with you, bathed in the golden halo of your hair. Awestruck by your beauty.

When I wake, It’s not you that’s changed, but me.

You remain per...

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Chapter 186: More Information Required

Gna’kis is an incredibly valuable resource, Perry thought, while he inspected the slimy fetus.

A baby demon lord doesn’t happen often at all. In order for them to happen, the...

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Chapter 185: Gna’kis, Lord of Sinful Technology

Ultimate Adhesive: (Neophyte Difficulty)

Ingredients: troll Ichor, Hymn of the god of homesteading, Lunt bone in ¼ squidge cubes, cheese cloth, wax, airtight containter. View Post