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Chapter 88: Speedrunning The Lich’s Castle

****Reginald***

“Hey boss, I was wondering…” Brett asked, gritting his teeth as a lumbering zombie gnashed its teeth futilely against his shield.

“Eh?” Reggie answered, giving...

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Chapter 87: Brendon’s Super-Bad, Scary, No-good Day

“You guys are reallygood at LARPing.”

“No. Shut up.” Perry waved the oversized young man to silence.

He didn’t seem surprised by what Perry or Heather could do. As if...

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Chapter 86: Layer of Bricks

***Reginald***

Reggie was currently in his mercenary office, negotiating with the hottest woman he’d ever met. Unfortunately she was also the craziest.

“I’m sorry ma’am, I can...

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What supers help confront Gerome? (multiple Choice)

I'm thinking at the end of the D&D arc there's gonna be an  all-on-one battle with a bunch of supers squaring off against the  all-powerful being that is messing with Franklin City. View Post

Chapter 85: You’re an NPC, Perry

In ages long past, there was a mighty kingdom that shone with the light of gram’pykins, blessed by fortune and glory. Unfortunately such bright jewels can attract the worst to them.

<...

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Chapter 84: Hammers of Love ™

Perry stood at the edge of nothing.

Inches in front of him was pure blackness. The sheer size of the dome seemed to swallow the horizon and blot out the sun when standing this close to it, de...

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What's in the void? Brainstorming

Okay, so, read Ch. 83 first, obvs.


The pure black hemisphere is the work of a chaos god of some sort who has been summoned (most likely accidentally) and is just kind of doing his thing....

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Chapter 83: End of the Line

This text has been banned by decree of King Bron Zauberer for libel. If you are reading this, you are committing treason.

Fifteen years after the death of Amek Z...

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Chapter 82: The Morning After

***Translated From Manitian***

“Look at that sunrise,” John said, glancing over at Perry as they stood shoulder to shoulder on top of the wall, having painstakingly worke...

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Chapter 81: Street Cleanup

Perry raised a brow staring at the faux wood grain inches away from his helmet.

“As much as I appreciate the sentiment,” Perry said, poking his finger through the bolt, driving the lock r...

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Chapter 80: Parental Guidance

Listen, Perry.

If you ever realize someone’s been in your head, the first thing you need to do is watch their eyes, face, and body language.

So few minders learn...

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Chapter 79: Junior Varsity Mind-Control

This kid is gonna be the death of me. Chase thought, gritting his teeth. Wraith was the easiest, being all shook up because of her dead dad gave him an easy in.

Hardcase was conventi...

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Chapter 78: Super Teen Delinquents

That usually works, Harv thought. Teens weren’t exactly the most worldly or confident people, and an officer of the law barging in on them unannounced would put them on the back foot, wh...

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WotR Cover sketch

For those of you who've actually read Wake of the ravager, this is the proposed cover. Or at least the rough draft of the one I requested.

Changes i'm going to Request:

Nadia on the r...

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Chapter 77: Adventures in Super-Tailoring

“See, right there,” Harv said, pointing out the exact timestamp where people began unconsciously filing out of The Mall. In a matter of minutes, the security footage was practically empty, save...

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Chapter 76: Exit Stage Left

“Where are you hiding, mimicspawn? You great great grandmother laid with monsters and your great grandfather ate his subjects! You’re the product of generations of incest and bestiality! At the...

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Chapter 75: Battle Etiquette

“WAIT!” Perry shouted, holding out his hand. To his surprise and that of everyone else in the plaza, the rider did.

“This umm, this is Earth. You can’t just attack someone out of the ...

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Chapter 74: Combat Shopping

Okay, you can do this. You’re besieged on all sides, the enemy is breathing down your neck. But you can’t show weakness. Any twitch, any betrayed emotion, could be the beginning of your dow...

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Chapter 73: Life Revolves Around The Wall

“I don’t care what you do, I’m not gonna cut off my pinky finger.” Jason said as his steroid-addled boss reached under the trailer’s wobbling dining table and withdrew a briefcase.

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Chapter 72: Level 5

Plip. Plip. Plip.

The only sound in the bathroom was the dripping from the faucet as Perry stared at the wall, thinking about his night.

Fiction always described your first kil...

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Chapter 71: Closure

Natalie peeled her gummy eyes open and came face to face with silk sheets, the likes of which she’d never experienced back home.

She pushed her head out of the sheets and glanced around, fi...

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Chapter 70: Walkabout

“Here’s where your team will be staying,” Their guide said, motioning to the heavy oak door.

“Uh,” Perry grunted, dragging his feet into the room. He was too tired to appreaciate ho...

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Washington City Worldbuilding

Washington city is mostly agrarian (farming). 

They don't have as strong of a central government or standing military.  

Perry's Franklin City is decidedly fascist compared to...

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Chapter 69: A Missed Opportunity

Perry stepped through the doorway, craning his neck to follow Matador’s progress.

The replicators didn’t hang around to get murdered. They saw the billowing crimson cloud coming straight ...

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Chapter 68: Matador

We’re in car eleven, we need to get to fourteen, as quick and painlessly as possible.

Perry was peripherally aware of replicators flooding into the cars in front of them and creati...

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What's the magnum opus?

I have a vague impression of a bot or mech that is so seamless as to appear organic, which can kick more ass than Perry could hope to ATM, as well as control other's attention to make itself extrem...

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Chapter 67: Berserkers

“What are you looking at?” Monolith demanded, eyeballing the megadeer who was in turn eyeballing the corn cob in his fist.

“I will punch you right in the snout.” Monolith said, raisin...

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Chapter 66: Night Raid

***Monolith***

Giant mole didn’t know who the hell he was messing with, Monolith thought, trudging down the road toward Franklin city, his shredded pants fluttering around his ankl...

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About the Armory (Not a chapter)

The armory was always a McGuffin to allow me to put Perry in situations where he would not have access to his armor.

Unfortunately the suspension of disbelief snapped at the end of last chap...

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Chapter 65: Small But Aggressive

***Monolith***

I think I’ve changed my tune on potatoes. They are a truly blessed plant, Monolith thought as he devoured a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy.

Farmers hadn’...

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