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Chapter 13: Losing Your Fear of Authority

***DREAM***

“Where’s the other passenger!?” Carol demanded, threatening to remove another toe. Gramma had already driven away and Tom had lost his lunch. A couple times. Carol was thoro...

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Chapter 12: The Interrogation

***DREAM***

“Tom! Cops are here to talk to you!”

Tom sat up out of bed with a sharp intake of breath. Carol was there, as always, peering down at him.

He ignored her, tugging ...

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Chapter 11: Supervillains are Closer Than They Appear

Holy shit, Kenneth thought, looking down at the bent needle in his hand as he walked out the door and took a seat in the cruiser. He’d palmed the safety pin from his tie and pressed it i...

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Chapter 10: Consequences

“That’s horrible!” Tom gasped. “What happened? Is she – I just…don’t know what to say.” He tried not to oversell it. The Cop gave a sympathetic furrowing of the brows, and a silent ...

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Current events

Sorry there wasn't an update this week, I was busy getting everything ready for the pre-order and such, haven't had much time to write, hence no updates,
Spent the last 2 days babysitting my 1 y...

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Chapter 9: The Horse Metaphor

***AWAKE***

I can’t believe I got away with that, Tom thought, shaking his head. Who carries around bear spray!? Tom had also learned that Jacob had a ‘dodging the cops...

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Chapter 8: Getting Your Hands Dirty

***AWAKE***

“Are you okay man?”  Jacob asked.

“Yeah, just desecrating my girlfriend’s grave. You know how it goes.” Tom said, wiping the tears on his sleeve and continuin...

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Chapter 7: Customer Service of the Damned

***DREAM***

Tom checked the state of the soul engine every night in his dreams, climbing onto the roof of the old folk’s home and checking the lump of gold. Tom wasn’t sure how he would t...

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Single Dad//Teen Necromancer

I have been editing Dungeon System the last few

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FAQ about next month

A patron asked me most of these at once, so I decided to make a faq out of it.

Can you post a rundown for what happens next month?
Editing/publishing and storyboarding n...

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Chapter 25: Starfish

Vresh sat in her favorite restaurant, taking gasoline shots with a shaking hand. Real gasoline was far less smooth than diesel, but she wasn’t in the mood to enjoy herself.

And it’s o...

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Chapter 24 take 2

The jagged teeth of the eel slammed into Jeb’s chest, parting the flesh like soft clay. Jeb’s hand clamped down on the creature’s neck, aiming to yank it out of himself. The creature’s thic...

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Chapter 24: S#!t Slides Uphill

Instance error resolved.

Rebooting System…

Congratulations! You have Beaten Lagross the Suppressor in a one-on-one duel...

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Chapter 23: Fractal Snowflake

“I care nothing for the declarations of your ‘gods’!” Vex crowed up at the towering creature. “Disease-riddled addicts on life support!” He made a rude gesture, his body unaffected by t...

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Chapter 22: The Gate

Jeb tore the wriggling Ability out of Meyers’ head, shoving the System-generated living packet of information into his pocket before slipping the ring back on his finger one-handed.

Jeb kic...

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Lower tier chapters on Monday + plans

Here's the scoop.

We've gotten close enough to the end of book three that I'm going to start releasing chapters to the public.

releases will be 3-4 per week as I push them out to the p...

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Chapter 21: Unfinished Business

***Casey Thompson***

“What’s a dungeon schism?” Casey asked quietly.

“When two dungeons love each other very much…” Feej said with a patronizing tone.

“Quiet. Your h...

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Chapter 20: Responsibility

“Jebediah!” Vresh’s voice faded into the wind as Jeb put the pedal to the metal, flinging himself violently through the air on a jet of Telekinetic Myst, heading toward his responsibility. View Post

Chapter 19: To Be Named

“Explain it like I’m a simple grunt,” Jeb said, steepling his fingers. “Like I didn’t go to college. Because I didn’t go to college.”

Jeb’s twenties had been wasted on the arm...

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Chapter 18: Missed Connections

A thin sheet of metal sat on a belt, it had no conscious knowledge of itself. It simply was. It moved forward with a frightening amount of speed, following the jaw-droppingly rapid pace of human in...

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Chapter 17: Playing Catch-up

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein

Split, you son of a bitch! Jeb thought, concent...

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Chapter 16: Under the Surface

“Pleaaaase!” Ron begged, kneeling in front of Casey. Even on his knees, the tall ginger was almost eye-to eye with her, which Casey found somewhat irritating.

“For the last time, Ron, I...

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Chapter 15: Hunting Pirates for fun and Profit

“I told you it wasn’t gonna be romantic,” Jeb said to the teen stowaways as he eyeballed the drop and clipped a bit of the fuse off the dynamite. He’d gotten the stuff from an abandoned pre...

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Chapter 14: World’s Tensest Picnic

“Wow, she’s cute,” Colt said, his stance shifting upon spotting Casey.

“She’s three years older than you.” Jeb said.

“No shit?”

“She’s also got a kid.”

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Chapter 13: Your Grandma Lays Eggs

Jeb let out a slow breath. The bombs were out of Jeb’s control now.

“Was that supposed to do something?” the Vex asked with an arched brow.

“Let’s just say, breakfast was C-4 ...

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Chapter 12: Shifting Goalposts

“It’s my opinion that your best shot at getting Casey back is making her kidnapper a better offer. I’m pretty sure I saw this guy in action and I seriously doubt any combination of people I k...

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Chapter 11: Something’s missing

“Something’s missing,” Jeb muttered, tapping his fingers on the book as he pondered.

Jeb had scoured the base and the city around it and wiped all the nukes therein out of existence, bu...

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Chapter 10: Lost in Translation

“You two need to run.” Vresh said, a bead of sweat forming on her brow.

“Fuck that. This guy just admitted to killing everyone here,” Steven said.

“He did?” Jeb asked, total...

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Chapter 9: 7 minutes in heaven

Jeb noped out.

“Nope.” Jeb grunted. “nope, nope, nope.” He saw the rainbow colors scintillating on the horizon beyond Terry and knew they were screwed.

“It’s the Roil!” Je...

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Chapter 8: Wild Improvisation


***Kol Rejan, level 58 Courier***

Kol came to a halt in front of an ornate building in the wealthy district of Solmnath. He’d never had someone stop him between districts while h...

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