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Cover in progress

I personally think the whole thing looks a little derpy, but I'm pretty sure it'll be cleaned up and presentable in about a week when it's got full shading and colors, and stuff. The lady's bottom ...

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Chapter 162: It’s got Electrolytes

***Alicia***

What the hell was that? Alicia thought to herself, barely processing Edwards words as she signed the document he’d laid down in front of her.

Non-discl...

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Chapter 161: Soda-ism & Mascara-ism

Alicia was about halfway to his semi-secret, rapidly rebuilding city when Garth managed to get ahead of her, sipping on his refreshment.

“Hi, Al. How’s it hanging? Want one?”

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Chapter 160: Jelly Bean, The Goblin Queen

“Last I checked, thinking about things wasn’t a crime.” Garth said as his canning device spit out another batch of sixteen ounce aluminum cans of Garth-aid™ ready for consumption.

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Chapter 159: Soul sumo Wrestling

Caitlyn settled in at her desk, her mind abuzz with new ideas to write down while Garth – The Garth, the most reviled human in history, yes that one, – slept on a cot not twenty f...

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Chapter 158: Done dirt Cheap!

***Paul***

Paul and Alicia sat in the living room of his neighbor’s disgusting house, playing a board game while they waited for the night’s festivities. The girl was fond of taking ...

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Chapter 157: Dirty Deeds

***Paul***

Paul stood in his boss’s office, thumbing through some light reading.

“I still don’t understand why you can’t just let me eat him,” Ragnar said over Donald Lam’s...

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Chapter 156: Exponential Growth

“You’re never going to let me live this down are you?” Caitlyn asked, her arms crossed.

“I don’t know what you mean,” Garth said as he adjusted the framed copy of Caitlyn’s deed...

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Variant outfits

 I didn't want to keep you guys voting in one poll after the other, so I'm gonna use executive privilege to distill the options down to 4: one job, one fantasy, one cosplay, and one lifestyle....

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Chapter 155: You Break her, you buy Her

Shouts of alarm made Garth jump in place almost before he knew what was going on.

“Put pressure on it!” He heard Alicia shout.

I really hope that’s our cover story and not...

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Chapter 154: The last Morning

“Good morning!” Garth said, marching in front of the lined-up recruits, his cane jabbing into the dew-covered Grass ahead of him as he walked. “The teens I’ve got locked up in my dungeon...

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Detail work, please comment!



We're approaching final iteration, now I need to sign off on the details of the c...

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Chapter 153: Hold my Liver

Garth dropped four feet to the hard-packed earth, slapped his hands against the ground, tucked himself into a forward roll, and came up with jazz hands, naked save for the bits of placenta-l...

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Variant outfit for Sandi

I shelled out for a variant outfit for Sandi for the patrons, but haven’t picked one yet.

current ideas include:

Sexy librarian

sexy flight attendant

Sexy tight black leath...

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Chapter 152: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ethical Kidnapping

“Can I help you?” Garth asked, barely able to restrain his irritation.

“Ah, sorry, umm, sir.” She stammered, her eyes flitting about the room, looking at a bunch of things she wasn...

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The brainwashed Principle

I'm not gonna be able to rewrite chapter 152 to be satisfying before I have to leave today so I thought I'd give you a shot at something I've been agonizing about for a few weeks now.

So I ha...

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Chapter 151: Secrets

***Greg***

“I’m not sure if this is heaven or hell.” Greg groaned into the open barracks. He was lying face up, every muscle in his body crying out in pain, barely able to lift a fi...

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Chapter 150: What is your type, Anyway?

The kids were stretching in the living room, yawning as Mrs. Banyan made breakfast for them in the kitchen: Eggs and bacon. One good application of Beladia’s fertility aura and there was mo...

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Between D and S

So D and S were the two strongest contestants, and I'd like to know exactly which one was more popular, since D seemed to be a lot of people's second favorite. That and I want more verbal opinions....

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Chapter 149: Dirty Operating System

Garth rubbed his aching neck, groaning in pleasure. Taking care of three teens for a weekend was a harrowing experience, no matter how powerful you were.

When he got back they started ...

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Oh my god, it's happening!

Pick the letter of the cover which has your favorite posing, these are just mock-ups by the artist, and can be altered and improved. Of course Sandi Butt won the previous poll, so of course there's...

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Junk Mana in Heartstones

Someone wanted me to pin down what exactly the bad stuff in heartstones is, and right now we've got two theories, and I want to see what people's opinion is.

1: Junk mana. Mana that was toxi...

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Chapter 148: Dry-humping a Fossil

***Alicia***

“So is it just me, or does it seem like Edward Bergstrom isn’t Edward Bergstrom?” Tad asked, putting his feet up on Ed’s coffee table while he waited for his experimen...

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Chapter 147: Working Hard, or Hardly Working

“Welcome to my man-cave!” Garth said, tugging the black hoods off his three bound prisoners.

Alicia and Caitlyn, blinked as their eyes adjusted to the light in Garth’s newly renovat...

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Let's see if we can hit trending.

I've been waiting five months for the artist to do his thing so I can do a mass release promotion with the new cover. Now I realize that I've still got a month or even more before he'll be done, an...

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Chapter 146: Sorting shit Out

The three of them stood in front of Paul’s house, lit only by the light of the waning moon. The barest candlelight spilled from the door as Paul glared at them with dark sircles under his e...

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Chapter 145: Denial is not a River in Egypt

***Alicia***

Alicia was doing her evening exercises at the new inn, while Thomas devoured half a roast turkey by himself. Once he was done eating, he’d probably crawl into the bed and...

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Chapter 144: Von Neumann Probing

There are at least seven defining characteristics of life, and growth and reproduction are two of them. If I got the blessing of another god who matched some of the remaining ones...

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Chapter 143: Wrestling’s fake

“And that is why, ladies, if you value your life, sanity and the ability to tighten your kegel muscles ever again, you should never be in the same room as Bigdick Tad.” View Post

AFK Beastman Poll (AKA AILF)

Since I'm gonna be away today I drew up a couple polls to get some ideas.

This particular one is about Beast men, and what kind you guys want to see.

(I've already promised to do Snake...

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