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Nega Garth's class

Curently writing his POV and I'm about to give him one,  so I thought I'd throw a few possibles out there, see what sticks. As always, if you have an awesome idea, please leave it in the comme...

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Chapter 81: Experiments

  

“See if you can cut him in half!” Jamal shouted from the volunteer-assembled bleachers.

Garth stood across the training ground from Cass, trying not to sweat in his eye...

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Should Ms. Banyan look like Jess or Beladia

Something that was rattling around in my head. It might be funnier if she looked like a naked, woody version of Jess, walking around.

He DID design her with Jess's mommy juice as a template....

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Chapter 80: A Tangled Web

On Nega-Earth:

“And just like that, all the most disruptive and dangerous potential Demon Lords from Earth have been controlled or destroyed.” Irios said, dusting his hands as she ga...

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Chapter 79: Ms. Banyan (AKA The gang solves the Baby Problem)

When Garth made it home, he passed Lucy off to the first thing with two hands and collapsed into his side of the bed, where Sandi was lying with the three babies. Oh, he must have given her ...

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Chapter 78: What WOULD your Mother Say?

“Falk!” the female benkei shouted, standing and craning her neck to watch the combatant tumble through the air into the distance, creating a tiny puff of dust where he landed.

Dust. ...

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What is Beladia's Present?



If someone proposes the perfect Something Else I reserve the right to ignore the poll if necessary.


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Chapter 77: Hold my baby

“Before we do this,” Garth said, glancing around at the grim-faced people surrounding him. “Can I unload my baby?”

Four of the surrounding wizards glanced at the fifth, checking wi...

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Chapter 52 extended bathing Scene (NSFW)

A little something I've have rattling around in my head ever since I wrote the bathhouse, but didn't really use it.

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Chapter 76: A Long Day.

Garth rocked back and forth in his new rocking chair, staring out into the desert as he rocked the infant tucked in his elbow.

Seven hundred and fifty-four babies in about twenty hours...

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Chapter 75: A Moment's Peace

“Honey, I’m home!” Garth called as he turned the knob of his treehouse and pushed. Garth’s forehead slammed into the wooden panel when the door didn’t budge. Was there furniture barrica...

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Chapter 74: Next Tier

“Good to see you again,” Beladia said from behind the round desk overlooking him. Once again, Garth found himself surrounded by gods, the larger-than life individuals looking down at him l...

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Chapter 73: I don't Recall the Rest

“You didn’t bring any marshmallows or anything, did you?” Wilson asked as the forest began to wail, a deep noise that reverberated through Garth’s chest.

“Nah,” Garth said, backi...

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Chapter 72: Run Forest, Run

It took Garth a week to set up properly, charging a few dozen specially designed seeds, and arranging contingency plans.

He located the local Adventurers guild in the large city nearby...

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Chapter 71: Obligatory Quest

“Hello,” she said, offering a hand.

Garth clasped the crimson woman’s hand and found it warmer than he’d expected, like she was running a fever. Maybe her race had a higher body te...

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Chapter 70: Bell's Breed and Feed

This is something most humans understand by the time they’re adults, but as it turns out, money opens a lot of doors.

Getting Garth a trip to a city on the Inner Sphere planet Ometra ...

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Chapter 69: A real bad Day

High in the mountains, a limbless torso rested against a pine tree in front of a dying fire, beside him was a stack of rocks with a face drawn on it, a sack of flour and an overturned bucket...

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Fair Princess Beta read

Squirrel was watching as her brother jumped to his death. She waited, rubbing chalk on her hands, breath tense, heart hammering as her toes gripped the beam below her. She had done this hund...

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Chapter 68: Look Toward the Future

When Garth blearily opened his eyes, he was on the ground. Again. Face down this time, nose hurting like a bitch.

It has not been a good day, he thought as he struggled to put...

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Chapter 67: Aggressive Cuddles

What do you think she considers only needing a little help? Garth thought as his wounded stomach slowly knit itself back together. The pain made it hard to think, impossible to move...

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Chapter 66: Punching up

Garth let go of the dungeon core, and it sprang back down the hole like it had been shot from a sling, hitting the ground and tumbling deeper into the cave. Garth kept his ear cocked toward ...

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Discord hangout meow

Boom, it's five-ish. time to chat.

also, I got 2k words done this afternoon, but there's no fight scene in it yet, and I owe you one, so it's gonna take as long as it takes to get on...

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Trifecta Chapter 39: Sam the Dragonslayer

In an instant, Sam stretched his Nuetta out to the Fabricator. He needed a distraction, and there was only one thing he could think of that would do that. The harsh squeal of the Fabricator ...

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Trifecta Chapter 38: Hospitality

“Cattle shouldn’t talk in front of their owners. Be thankful Lord Tyranus has allowed you to speak.” Maria said, directing a glare at Faera. Now that Sam thought about it, the rest of the...

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Trifecta Chapter 37: Captured

A jostling caused Sam to open his eyes, blinking sand out of his eyes.

“Problem?” he asked, blinking at Jennei who pointed forward, wordlessly. They were a couple miles outside of th...

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Discord link

That should do it.

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Discord hangout tomorrow?

I been seeing some stuff to the effect that the tension is lost and the story is kinda meandering. It could just be me being a sensitive artist, but I'd love to spend an hour with you guys this Fri...

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Chapter 65: Clear Smarter, not Harder

“This feels weird.” Garth said as the Kipling gnawed on his forearm. The rabid, drooling monster that used to be a woman had clamped down on his arm with her inhumanly long jaw and was try...

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Chapter 64: Mad Scientists Anonymous

The days rolled by, and there’d been no repercussions yet. Sandi had woken up with a splitting headache, and her Lure had looked off for the next few days, but there was no permanent damage...

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Chapter 63: The Other Shoe

“Alright, now explain what happened,” Sandi’s mother said, her arms crossed, a severe look on her face. In the distance, her sisters were fawning over her limp body.

“I told you, w...

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