William Oh seduced Holdna, the thousand-eyed goddess, and when when Granesh tried to kill him, he lured Granesh into the sky, where he should’ve been at a disadvantage.
In a su...
2024-09-13 18:03:57 +0000 UTC View PostOn the fourth floor, disease and disadvantageous terrain is the name of the game, but we need some 4th Floor monsters.
So far we have:
relic worm - relic-eating worm swarm
swam...
William Oh’s entire party caught their baptismal rotlung on the fourth floor and I swear to you, I saw him carrying all six of them on his back, plus their gear when he arrived at the Waystat...
2024-09-11 16:09:15 +0000 UTC View PostLeeches once stole a few drops of William Oh’s rarified blood. They couldn’t handle its raw power and were transformed into miniature flaming versions of him, which went on to swarm the ins...
2024-09-09 17:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam oh once had a staring contest with Holdna. His gaze was so smoldering that the Thousand Eye Goddess was forced to blink.
The air was quiet in Bishop Gil...
2024-09-06 15:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnd lo, William Oh was delivered unto the hands of sinners, who crucified him, and on the third day, he rose again, crawling through a river of shit and coming out clean on the other side....
2024-09-04 17:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh is a master of the reverse-ambush. He once slept on a giant spring-trap and it made him breakfast in bed.
- Jason...
2024-09-02 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh once fought a giant atop a mountain on its sickly brother’s behalf, to regain his honor.
He buzzed like a gnat in the giant’s ear, effortlessly evading the Giant...
2024-08-30 17:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh is gonna smash in here like a bolt of lightning on a clear day. He’s gonna cut through your ranks like a ballista bolt through softened butter!
You’ve poked the bear...
Bring him in. It seems as though it has begun again in our lifetimes. May the gods help us.
Case file 8934: Ashwood
They dis...
2024-08-27 18:25:25 +0000 UTC View Post(spoiler) I'm going to give Will the Sourdough ability because some of the upgrades I have in mind for it are going to be absolutely unfair.
That being said, what kind of consumeables can Wi...
“What’s that on your face?” Brianna asked, cocking her head.
“Lipstick,” Will replied. “The ladies of The Floatilla sensed weakness and swarmed me. Like Genshur fish smelling bloo...
2024-08-26 16:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostGranesh found an idyllic pond in his divine realm, where a beautiful crimson fish of massive size swam back and forth from bank to bank. When none of his hooks were big enough, he cut the head ...
2024-08-23 21:18:34 +0000 UTC View PostThat boy fought like a coked-up Badger made love to an ornery mule and a Klar snake in an unholy threesome to produce the most vicious offspring you could possibly imagine. Yep, it was just Wil...
2024-08-22 17:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostMark Wyrd leaned forward on his mount and studied the city in the distance.
Oilton. What a creative name for a place that produces oil from the inexhaustible landscape of the tower.
He...
2024-08-21 20:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh once faced down an endless horde of monsters that had annihilated an entire city. Facing this threat, he yawned. Sixty-nine hydra heads emerged from his mouth and the sky darkened, r...
2024-08-20 17:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostUnnamed Tower Climber doesn't grip me.
I'll put out some ideas and you guys can tell me what you'd click on.
Multiple choices are allowed/encouraged. Looking to ...
William Oh took control of the Tower’s first multi-species coalition by defeating the dragon prince in single combat. Once that magnificent creature was subordinated, the other species aligne...
2024-08-15 16:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostCarrie watched the black kobold as he meticulously organized his belongings, finally pulling out a stubby spade and slowly digging through the ash, pouring each spoonful through some kind of metal ...
2024-08-13 19:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh once came across a city of ghosts, and exorcised them all, freeing them to move on to the Great Beyond by doing the ancient traditional dance of their people, a solemn ritual known a...
2024-08-12 15:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh is the most unparalleled survivalist in the tower. With his one hand, he squeezes water from stones, dirt into food, courage from the spineless, and love from the heartless.
... 2024-08-09 16:16:35 +0000 UTC View PostWill's going to get his first Secondary Ability at level 10.
Here are the options he got when he was originally offered them, minus the ones he has now.
Stone charge<...
Will zeroed in on the noise, eyes widening.
The veterans running the bus, people who were vastly overleveled for the Floor, were under attack by…other Climbers?
Will’s blood ran col...
2024-08-07 17:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh once faced down an entire army of Climbers: Tens of thousands of young, ambitious Climbers eager to test their Abilities against the paragon of their generation. As one...
2024-08-05 18:44:36 +0000 UTC View Post**Written in a shaky hand with poor spelling**
Dear Lord Zodiak. In this cofin rests the bodi of your dotter, Alishia, along with her effekts. I can’t I am truli sorry fo...
2024-08-02 15:55:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe third floor is coming up soon!
It is a lava/fire biome. the smoke is thick, the heat is suffocating, and the air is noxious.
What kind of creatures or special environmental hazard...
William Oh once took over an expedition doomed to failure and through his masterful foreknowledge, experience and leadership skills, guided them to the biggest haul of Loot the Floor had ever s...
2024-07-31 15:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe choices made here are non-binding. more like...testing the waters.
2024-07-30 15:10:55 +0000 UTC View PostWilliam Oh once discovered a princess trapped in ice. The ice was enchanted by a demon to ward off any external heat or force, keeping her trapped there forever as punishment for her father’s...
2024-07-29 18:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Oh situation has resolved itself.
- Message attached to a Windrider’s leg.
William Oh died once. Spent seven days dead befor...
2024-07-27 02:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post