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BBnB - B2 Chapter 15

Li Xun was not a man who frequently attended formal banquets.

This was not truly by his own choice. He hated the format of course. Being placed next to an arbitrary pair of his fellow daoists...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 14

Orange-crest sat alone in the shade of his favorite willow, watching dusk overtake the day. His toes were half submerged in the cool water of the fishing pool. Every so often, a particularly brave ...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 13

Orange-crest did not pass out after defeating Yang Wei.

But it was a close thing. He was already sitting when his master arrived. He didn't quite remember when that happened. Maybe when Yang ...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 12

The centipede wine hit like Daoist Enduring Oath.

Unfortunately, so did Yang Wei.

Orange-crest's head swam as he slid backward beneath the weight of Yang Wei's charge, stone cracking in...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 11

Note: This says chapter 11 again. It is the next chapter, what would have been 13. Since I'm moving the FG stuff later, closer to when it becomes relevant to orange-crest, chapters have...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 10

NOTE: 2 chapters this week, make sure to read 11 first!
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"Another drink, Marshal Yang?"

"Of co...

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BBnB -B2 Chapter 9

Orange-crest was supposed to be asleep. Dark had long since fallen. There were only five more nights until his duel with Yang Wei.

He was having lots of sleepless nights lately, despite Daois...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 8

"It turned into stone." Outer Disciple Ma Bojing repeated. "Effortlessly turned multiple blows from a magical weapon that is clearly beyond Wu Yingjie's own level of cultivation. How do you not see...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 7

Double post this week. Make sure you read Chapter 8 first.

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Wu Yingjie was not what orange-crest expected.

The initiate was big, whether by the ...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 6

Orange-crest was exploring himself. Or, he was exploring the mountain? He wasn't exactly sure which statement was more true.

Cultivation was mysterious like that.

The monkey had found a...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 5

Author Note: I reorganized the chapter order a little. Ya'll were right, it was a rather abrupt transition to the Hao/formless-gleam chapters. This guy will come before the previous 5/6 in ...

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A Portrait of Loss - Chapter 3

I stared down, wondering where to begin.

Not where to end. I had a clear vision of what I sought to accomplish. But the challenge was ever in that translation, from celestial perfection to th...

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A Portrait of Loss - Chapter 2

There's an old joke among Clairmorne's Artists.

How can you tell if a man is a musician?

He'll offer to play for you. If his instrument isn't a piano, he probably carried it with him to...

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A Portrait of Loss - Chapter 1

Book 1 - A Portrait of Loss

Clairmorne. The crown jewel of Riveaux. The city of a thousand luminaries. Some say it is the center of the world. Others do not feel the need to state the obvious...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter ?+1

Note: This chapter currently does not have a fixed number, because I am reorganizing the ordering for better flow and don't yet know where it will go. It is probably receiving some edits, b...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter ?

Note: This chapter currently does not have a fixed number, because I am reorganizing the ordering for better flow and don't yet know where it will go. It is probably receiving some edits, b...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 4

"Young Master Yang, if I could have a moment-"

Li Shuwen's steps were like a river returning to the sea. He interposed himself between Yang Wei and the shameless outer disciple with effortles...

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B2 Chapter 3

Orange-crest couldn't sleep.

It was such a stupid problem, not being able to sleep. Sleep was what you did when you weren't able to be awake. So how could a monkey be unable to sleep? It was ...

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BBnB - B2 Chapter 2

Orange-crest was getting tired of sneaking around. It was good then, that today was the day his solitude ended.

There was nothing wrong with stealth. It was a useful way for preserving one's ...

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BBnB - B2 - Chapter 1

Yang Wei spun, stepping to the side as he did. A thick shaft of hardwood missed his side by a finger's width. His own staff spun round, twirling in it's own spiral. He almost absent-mindedly rapped...

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BBnB - B1 - Epilogue

NOTE: THERE ARE TWO CHAPTERS TODAY. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ CHAPTER 37 YET, DO THAT FIRST.

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 37

Daoist Enduring Oath stared into the flames.

It was a curious thing, his Mountain-Devouring Flame. Old Xiang had suggested he take it from the Treasure Pavilion, after he'd been granted the r...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 36

"You're alive." Li Xun repeated for the third time. As if his words might make the truth more firm.

"Yes." Orange-crest agreed. "And you're not dying."

"We're all dying. But I'm no clos...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 35

Daoist Scouring Medicine rose, stretching, and wondered when it had all changed. When a life he'd considered unacceptable had become almost tolerable.

He slept almost every night these days. ...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 34

Daoist Scouring Medicine blinked. It was already oily.

Oh. He'd already done this section, hadn't he?

He ran a finger along the stone fur, slicked with unguent. It was strange in textur...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 33

Orange-crest awoke in darkness.

He blinked, noting how very little it changed what he saw. That should not be surprising. He usually woke in darkness. Night was long in the depths of winter. ...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 32

"It is not your fault."

Daoist Enduring Oath regretted the words the moment he spoke them. A thoughtless kindness could be its own sort of cruelty.

Daoist Scouring Medicine turned to h...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 31

Orange-crest sat in the center of a storm, eyes sharp with focus. Power surged within him, qi burning away at a furious pace. Well, it was a storm in much the same way that a trickle of water windi...

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BBnB - B1 Chapter 30

It was finally ready. Perhaps finally was the wrong word. One month was fast for wine. It was also slow. Wine was fun like that, with many secrets and nuances.

Green worms worked slowly. On M...

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B1 Chapter 29

During the winter, orange-crest did not often attend the beginner quarterstaff classes. Not for fear of his fellows, nor deficit of energy. When he neglected to attend Disciple Chang's lessons, he ...

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