TheJarlintheUK

Enthrallment #9 [M4M] Helping My Prince Relax Before His Big Day [DDLB][No Age-Regression][Comfort][BFE][Established Relationship][Pre-Scene Negotiation][Love][Misbehaving][Whispering][Touching][Kissing][Praise][Ass-Squeezing][Nipple Sucking][Oral][Blowjob][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Aftercare][Breathing]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Double whammy today! One audio, two versions! This is the [M4M] post. Please check out the other post for [M4F].

So this is a style of audio I've been want...

Jarls Armoire #34 Gymbro Himbo

Can I spot you? 

Or do you wanna spot me? 🤔 😏

What should I read for Thursday Posts?

Hey!

Time to put this to a vote! I'd love to hear what you'd like me to read. If you have suggestions then please make them in the comments and if one seems popular I can add it to the poll...

Jarls Armoire #33: Booted not Suited

When I have to do a manual labour job this will often be my attitre. Gotta keep my long ass legs cool. (The hoodie comes off.)

Filthy Tweet Reading #7: Crawl Over Here and Kiss my Boots

I can't link to the original tweet anymore!

But here it is! This could be the last filthy tweet reading for a little while. But I'm sure they'll make a return at some point.

Jarls Audio Logs #2: Walking to Work

An update on things! Good news! 

Hope you are all having a good week! Excuse wind noise and my rambling. 

Jarls Audio Logs #1: I HATE my neighbour!

My noisy neighbour is RUINING my audios!!

Jarls Armoire #32: Suit you Sir

Hope you don't mind a second suit picture on the trot. I just got a few nice ones and wanted to share 😉

Now... kneel for me.

Patreon Tier Streamlining

Hey everyone! 

I hope you're having an amazing weekend.

Just wanted to let you know that I will be streamlining my tiers and the wording of some rewards. I noticed that it's very c...

Future Content! Your Suggestions!

Hey everyone! 

I hope you're having an amazing weekend and I just wanna say I really appreciate you being here. I love making content for you all. A little bit of news; I will be reuploa...

Jarls Armoire #31: Suited Stranglehold

These hands would feel a lot better around your neck than they do around mine... 

Would you let me?

[M4F][M4A] Late Night Comfort [SFW][Sleepy][Nighttime][BFE][Crickets][Petnames][Soft Wind][L Bombs][Caregiver][Sick][Comfort][Fetching you water][Care][Cuddles][Forehead Kisses][Backrub][Praise][Relaxation]

So with everything going on, and the stress I've felt lately - I figured that this audio I worked on for a commission would be a perfect one to post. We all need a little comfort now and then (I fo...

Jarls Armoire #30 Best In The World

I might sound like a Punk but it makes sense when you know the reference 😏😉

Hope you're all doing well x

New audio series!

Hey, so since I am taking a break from Twitter and removed all my tweets I figured what better time to take a little break from filthy tweet readings and try something else!? 

I have one...

Jarls Armoire #29: Cozy Flannel

I love layering comfort clothes. I also love wearing shorts so this might be one of my favourite outfits that I have! 

Update! September 2022 (please read)

Hey everyone. 👋🏻  You may notice some changes to my social media profiles/reddit etc. over the next few days. 

First and foremost I want to say that nothing here on Patreon is...

Filthy Tweet Reading #6

I love the thought of pinning you down under me. Listen to me read this tweet;

2022-09-01 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Jarls Armoire #28: Audio Addict

😵‍💫Can't help but listen to your voice. It motivates me to work out for you. Gotta keep myself strong to treat you right!😵‍💫💪🏻

Jarls Armoire #27: Bonus Pic; Kneel for me

This is one that didn't make it into a Menswear Monday/Fitcheck Friday  but I still liked the picture! 

So I figured why not make a bonus Sunday post!

I ...

Jarls Armoire #26: "Ripped-Jeans-Wearing-Prick"

As one of my best friends so kindly named me. 🤣 

Living up to the name right now!

Hope you all have an amazing weekend! 😘

Enthrallment #7 [M4M] Dude no I TOTALLY WASN'T staring at your bulge... 👀 [Bros to lovers][What happened last night?][First time Blowjob][Sloppy Head][First time anal][Smug listener][Sub speaker][Big Cock Worship][Empty-headed][Breathy][Pleading][Moaning][Mutual Orgasm][Anal Creampie]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Surprise audio!

But wait, this isn't in the schedule - I hear you say, well fear not. Going forwards, sometimes I will post stuff additionally that isn't in...

Enthrallment #6 [M4F] Claimed By Your College Bully! [Enemies to lovers][Student Tutor X Bully][Blackmail][Degradation][Smug][Name-Calling][Twisted Love][Kissing][Fingering][Insults][Whispers][Hushed Voice][Low-Tone][Dark][Listener Orgasm][Blowjob][Gloating][Listener-goes-empty-headed][Oral Creampie]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Slightly twisted this one and a little darker than I would normally do so please read the tags carefully! A vicious College Bully who knows how to exploit you! &...

Jarls Armoire #25: Team Tofu

Incase you forgot I was vegan here's me reminding you! 🤣

Hope you all have a good day. Im feeling pretty unwell today. 🥺

Jarls Armoire #24: All Comfort No Fashion

Yeah this is probably my favourite way to dress. Comfy as heck and with no consideration for looking good 🤣

Filthy Tweet Reading #5: Melting Your Mind

Hey there! 

Another filthy tweet reading here! Longer one this time round! The tweet in question is this one;

2022-08-18 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Jarls Armoire #23: Flamingo F*ckboi

Honestly I love this shirt...

But I do look like a f*ckboi 🤣🤣

Jarls Armoire #22: Suntanned Saturday

I'm so sorry this picture is late! 

Feeling brave with this one. Don't usually show my torso! 

I thought I had scheduled it but something went wrong! Hope you enjoy! 😘

Enthrallment #5 [M4F] Down by the Docks [Friends to lovers][Post-Movie][Friends][Conversation][Desire][Praise][Compliments][Emotional][Kissing][Passionate][L-Bombs][Body Worship][Cunnilingus][Boat Sex][Moans][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!

This one is pretty different from my other recent audio posts. More romantic than primal. I really enjoyed making this one. I can be a romantic sometimes as well...

Jarls Armoire #21: Mustard Manchild

Kinds giving off pokemon trainer vibes. Maybe it's the shorts.

What audio do you want on tuesday? (09/08/2022)

Would you prefer...