Happy Holidays, Freaks!
Just wanted to drop a note and say thanks for supporting DV on Patreon! As you probably know, every year I open the DV store and stock it with a mixture of cool DV mer...
2024-12-04 16:42:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Got the umbrella sample in and I think it looks good. It's a go! I'll be working on getting them out to higher tiered patron ($20+ level) soon!
Thanks again so much for continuing to support...
2024-08-26 23:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Updated this post to include instructions on how to message me in the Patreon Mobile App. See below.
I finally got the last of the stickers in the mail, so I'm ready ...
2024-05-17 15:37:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey Freaks!
As promised, here is what $20+ tiered patrons will be receiving in the coming weeks. I think these things are really cool - they came out great and are very soft and plushy.
Just wanted to say thank you so much for supporting DV's Patreon! I know it ain't much, but I have a promo code here for you to use if you're thinking about buying some stuff in the DV store.
Thanks so much for continuing to support the show! If you are pledging at the $20+ level (and you've pr...
2022-10-14 16:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Holidays Freaks!
Just for you patrons, I've got a promo code you can use on your next order of fine, quality DV merchandise. 2021-12-16 16:19:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Healthy and plentiful semen production relies on a well-hydrated body. Your creepy uncle Tim cares about you and wants you to have thick creamy loads, thats why he's sending Patrons a...
2021-04-10 23:26:48 +0000 UTC View Post
My fun exercise in making dumb animations is finally done. I took old DV audio from a fake commercial for "Cougar Piss" cologne and made an animated commercial for it.
2021-02-01 22:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons!
As I mentioned on the show, I wanted to share with you my thoughts and experiences with DEAD DOGS. It's a real uplifting half-hour of power. I liked: it's only 27 minutes. Still,...
2021-01-29 21:09:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Afternoon freaks!
I'm still messing around with that animation software I mentioned yesterday. To practice, I've taken an old DV audio commercial for the male cologne COUGAR PISS and put some...
2021-01-26 22:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the most requested things that patrons have told me they would like to see is more behind-the-scenes stuff. I plan on sharing audio/video of how I record the show in the future, but today I ...
2021-01-25 21:17:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patrons!
Listeners have been asking for a new "DV Primer" - a special episode that helps introduce new listeners to the podcast and the magical world of Distorted View. I did one of these...
2020-12-23 15:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons!
I sent out free stickers to some of the higher tier patrons earlier thi...
2020-10-09 02:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, this stupid pandemic isn't going away. As a matter of fact, 22 states are reporting an increase in cases. It's time to cash in on this bitch. As always, you Patrons are getting the good...
2020-09-27 20:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Today sucked! My allergies were KILLING ME. I looked/felt miserable but I tried not to let it affect th...
2020-09-16 04:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Freaks!
I got a new toy in the mail today (NO, not something from Adam&Eve) - A voice changer! This might be useful when I call those gross party lines and want to sound like a ...
2020-07-12 00:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Freaks!
A lot of you have asked for stickers over the years, and we've done a few here and there, but never a complete sticker pack. So, let's do one!
Patrons who are pledging $10 a...
2020-05-10 03:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostBack here with another personal podcast. Today, I share with you two journal entries from 2002 to give you an idea of where I was at that particular time in my life. It was kind of depressing.
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Back in the early 2000's I started making dumb videos for my website. In order to keep the file sizes to a minimum, the resolution of these things were like 320x240. To give you an idea of what vid...
2020-02-12 06:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Freaks!
Sorry it's been awhile! I've been spending the last month or so working on the DV store and merchandise (get 10% off with promo code HOWDAREYOU) but I have returned today wi...
2019-12-16 17:22:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Freaks!
I've had a few new members ask where to find the voicemail number. Here it is!
(646) 820-7741
Occasionally this number will change, but I will give yo...
2019-10-07 05:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a little bonus video for Patrons this month. I may end up posting this on the Sideshow or making it public for all in the future, but for now its just for you! Consider it an early access vi...
2019-09-29 23:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sort of shooting the shit today. I talk about how awful children take care of their favorite toys, and I track down some of my offensive tweets that will probably ruin any future career I migh...
2019-09-28 20:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been too long! I'm back with another podcast answering a few questions about me, my show, and inexplicably, my mom's vagina.
Thank you all for sticking with and continuing to suppo...
2019-08-29 21:51:19 +0000 UTC View PostHey Freaks!
Sorry that it has been so long since the last update. I want you know how much I appreciate your continued support on Patreon and really do plan on posting more exclusive content ...
2019-08-25 21:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostI share with you guys some of the shows that I think shaped what I think is funny.
2019-06-01 00:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Freaks!
Here's the episode of the patron-only podcast! Let me know what you want to hear in upcoming episodes. Also, I'm looking for suggestions for a name of the podcast. I expect to do ...
2019-04-24 16:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The abomination above is the first comedy video I ever made as an adult. Actually, that's not entirely true, as it gets worse: this is the DVD-style commentary we made of ...
2019-03-13 21:52:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey freaks! This video will eventually be public and I'll share it on Facebook and Youtube, but I thought you guys deserve to have access to it before anyone else.
Thanks to ruralgaming in th...
2019-01-07 06:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post