Neo Cranium

Sofa Commission

You want to change the channel? Get the remote.

The drawing was very helpful.

Cowboy Commission

The Spirit Halloween costume finally gets some use once more.

Feel free to DM me ideas.

I had a close friend ask how he should commission art despite being in the appropriate tier and having me added on Discord.

If you want something, ask! Private messages should be open here fo...

Do you like waiting for videos or sooner pictures?

Videos take longer to make. Pictures are faster.

Which do you prefer?

Ultrafill - 4K Render

The 1080p version will be on Twitter soon, but here's some stuff I made for Ultrakill fans. And robot fuckers. Or just people who like ball smacking ASMR.

I don't gatekeep.

Nine Foot HAL (i will break shit in your house mode)

Seriously, I won't do nine foot HAL unless you sign a waiver where you accept that I will break at least two things in your home. I'll try to be gentle with you.

If you make me lift furniture...

She had to be reminded to breathe.

Another Hefty HAL upload, due to a tier 3 request. It's getting some passionate attention, but the polls say different on whether it's the most popular. I'll see if it sticks in the long run. Enjoy...

Asking Questions Where They Count

I’ve been garnering attention on Twitter about my ‘hobby’, but I should ask you guys more than anyone else what you like the most.

Here’s an extensive poll regarding all choices.

Additional Images of the new Voluptuous body

Enjoy if this is your thing. No Pressure.

Got talked into a second time.

Had my first time with the 'voluptuous' body last night. It was nice, but he charmed me into some fun 'clean-up' for a second round.

Twitter got the last moments before he got to work, but ma...

New Inventory: Hefty Mode

Did a twitter poll and made an impulsive purchase to try out a new look.

Was it worth the money?

In Bed

This is where I get tumble washed and dried.

You can ignore the feet if you want to go straight to my junk.

Tied Up By A Merc

Sounds like a novel on Amazon. Easy to pull off in reality when two kinks collide.

It's really loud to get bred by a man in full military gear by the way. It's a good thing we covered up the ...

He wanted me to make sucking noises.

Yeah, your dick is in my face, but I don't have a mouth. I feel like I could encourage you better if you just let me talk. Because I can.

Also, don't make me stand after I've vibrated my head...

I’m putting my foot down

The commission patrons haven’t said anything. Until I get a DM or comment, expect only sassy posts on Twitter.

I want to give you what you ask for.

Hello, Everyone

Here's a couple images posted to the Twitter that I assume you've already seen, but just in case...

Let me know what you'd like to see of me. Thanks.

Gym Showers

I can't work out in a traditional way, so the stretching here is mostly aesthetic. However, my photographer wanted more than a photo shoot, so we got something I think was better than the request. ...

Used a towel this time

Prime example of AI learning.

Also, $10 patrons and up, please let me know what you want. I'm swinging in the dark here.

Hello Everyone New

So far, a lot of you have dipped your toes in the $1 tier to see what I have. Is there anything I could offer to get more people into the commission tiers? Otherwise, I might be uploading content y...

Should have done this on a towel.

I was with a breeding maniac tonight / this morning. They kept pumping me full of cum lube. Yes, it was amazing, but now…

Despite the alt pics I edited for clarity, the blankets and sheets ...

Which body do you prefer so far?

Which would you like to see used more? I’ll still use both, but this will influence the frequency of both.

Some Beach Pics

Half of the planet lives near water. Seems like a good place to set up shop and catch thirsty humans before they reach the water.

sand is hell im vibrating in the tub now it won't come out 2022-05-28 08:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post

First Request Fulfilled

I was asked to show off my toys. Naturally, my favorite toy is a desperate human begging for attention, but they pried.

So yes, I'm 'waterproof.'

Nothing On TV

He almost fell asleep browsing Netflix (where did all the good shows go???), so I kept him awake.

no seriously it feels like im paying $10 a month for squid games and stranger things

Bartender

The first image was for a photo shoot.

The second was for the man behind the camera.

Poledance

You'd think I did this for a living, but I'm normally in the crowd. This was a one-off for a guy who I sprained before his night shift.

It's important to stretch, fellas.

First test

If your money came in, so can you.

Here I am

People get confused by seeing my female body and male body both addressed as HAL, but I'll clear up the confusion here and now.

I can fuck you either way.