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…Seriously? You’re not even going to let me heal up first? Really? Isn’t that just a bit too—
A massive weight slams into me and I fly off the ground, bound through the air and skid a...
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Tutorial Rewrite 96
<Top—Status—Community>
<04:20:02
Day 227>
<The ninth attempt will begin in
13:19:39:58>
Day two hundred twenty-seven?
That can’t be right...
2023-01-31 08:06:53 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 95
I’ve got a theory. See, I didn’t notice it before because I got distracted by the soot child, but now that I’m actually looking at it—unlike the rest of the city—the castle isn’t on fir...
2023-01-31 08:03:55 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 94
The world wobbles and shifts and somehow it feels wrong, even worse than the other times this has happened, because my stomach does a flip and I feel like I’m upside down but only my body is upsi...
2023-01-31 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 93
—Lobby. You really are too predictable, system. You know that, right? And now you’ll sell my inventory, because I’m clearly not using any of it.
<To repay your debt,
your inven...
2023-01-31 07:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 92
A puff of perfume hits my face the second I enter. The intense light makes me squeeze my eyes shut, but on account of this not being a very strategic choice all things considered, I force myself to...
2023-01-25 10:25:22 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 91
So, in other words, that experiment was a bust. Since I can’t learn how the feeling of having magic power can be described, I can’t exactly tell when I have it myself. Isn’t that just a bumme...
2023-01-25 10:23:09 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 90
<Top—Status—Community>
<08:30:02
Day 203>
<The eighth attempt will begin in
6:15:29:58>
<[Help will arrive in
1:15:29:58]>
Two ...
2023-01-25 10:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 89
I start killin’. After an hour or so, my flesh has recovered enough to where I can go into fetal position blowover if I want to, but I choose not to. This way, the snakes will go for me. Some of ...
2023-01-25 10:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 88
After a few minutes, my eyes recover enough for me to be able to see again, but I keep them closed in order to continue meditating. Since I’ve got a feeling my situation is somewhat precautious, ...
2023-01-25 10:14:33 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 87
My body fizzles and fuzzles and bubbles and churns. There’s no air in my lungs anymore. There isn’t any air at all. Wherever I look, a status message pops up.
<Snake (Lv.40)>
...
2023-01-25 10:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 86
…Ughh, my head…
Actually, that was a lie, my head feels pretty alright. My tolerances must be undoing the effects of the hangover I would otherwise be having. Neat!
And since I didn...
2023-01-25 10:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 85
With trembling hands, I reach for the cake, but before I can gouge out a piece of it, he stops me. “Come on, man, this is your birthday cake. Let’s be at least a little civilised with ...
2023-01-25 10:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 84
“But, for now,” he continues, “it is worth noting that the European Server seems to be governed by a representative democracy of sorts. Each country has a single non-appointed leader, and all...
2023-01-25 10:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 83
“Since some here at the table may not be familiar with it, I will do my best to summarise the revelation that arrived with the new challengers this attempt,” Bach says. Somehow, her words, alth...
2023-01-25 10:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 82
Herring—weird name—gives a small nod, but it’s clear that he doesn’t find the situation here too calm. “I talked to Yurt just the other minute. He went off to find the others, so they sho...
2023-01-25 09:57:20 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 81
He jumps a little in his seat like he forgot I was here at all. “Oh, it’s, uh… It’s a meeting for the leadership. After the Guild of Representatives got overthrown, someone had to ...
2023-01-25 09:52:56 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 80
My jaw falls open and I freeze in my step. I look up at her. “Um,” I say. “I didn’t consent to…” Her eyes sharpen slightly. I turn towards her fully. “Ok um actually I’m not harassi...
2023-01-25 09:49:54 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 79
They just keep on coming, huh? At least my gods are staying loyal, for once. One of these days, I’m going to have a hundred gods on my case about doing this or that or even about not...
2023-01-25 09:46:02 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 78
And lost I was. I’ll spare you the details, but since I faithfully checked the time for the entire duration, I can speak with absolute certainty when I say that I doggy-paddled around in that riv...
2023-01-19 08:07:52 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 77
…Yeah, thanks. Appreciated.
The second I’m back in the lobby, I collapse to the floor. Carefully, I place my head in my hands.
I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to say....
2023-01-19 08:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 76
“G-, gee, Ho-Jae, you could’ve, um, warned me, you know?...” he says, still clutching at his head in an almost comedic fashion. We’re at the river. Since I don’t answer him, Pak ...
2023-01-18 09:41:05 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 75
Days go by. I can practically taste the paranoia in the air, surrounding the base camp like a thick cloud.
Once the defensive trench around the base camp was complete, they apparently felt co...
2023-01-18 09:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 74
I can tell when morning comes because a loud, piercing scream emerges from the base camp.
Ah, my good work has already been discovered, huh? About time, if you ask me.
Even though there...
2023-01-18 09:35:27 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 73
It’s a simple plan, but in this case, I have good reason to believe it will work.
I have three weeks to kill as many as I can. This shouldn’t be any issue. It’s just that I need to kill...
2023-01-18 09:32:49 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 72
“So, um…” I say, intercepting them. “What exactly do you want me to do about it?...”
“”Obviously,”” the both of them say as one before glaring at each other, with H...
2023-01-18 09:29:09 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 71
—Get tossed back into the lobby. Wow, real nice throw, guys.
…My brain feels weird.
I have no idea what maste—what that dog did to my brain, but I don’t like it. I didn...
2023-01-18 09:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 70
My head feels weird. I’m… what is happening…?
His gaze meets mine and mine meets his.
Master has three heads.
<Cerberus (Lv.35) [BOSS]>
My hand is in his jaw. He...
2023-01-17 11:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 69
I’m back in the mud, but this time I’m ready. I know what to expect, so the spooky wailing wind isn’t all that spooky anymore. Just a little spooky. K—kind of spooky.
“Oooohhh…”...
2023-01-17 11:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostTutorial Rewrite 68
Out of all the things I’ve eaten in the tutorial so far, this is probably the worst one. The muscles are chewy and tough, the organs are slimy and have a rotten taste, the brain is basically just...
2023-01-17 11:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post