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“Goss, where did I put my good coat?”
“The rat one or the leopard one?”
“The, uh… The leopard one, I think. It’s not in the hoard,” I say, tossing a pair of rat-shoes ov...
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The large round table finally finds proper usage as a total of nine dragons sit side-by-side around it, filling out its circumference with little room to spare. If my knowledge of dragon politician...
2024-01-15 12:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 223
The day ends, and the next one arrives, as they always do. The monthly conference was a little under two weeks away, meaning that we had plenty of time to just hang around, not doing much of anythi...
2024-01-15 12:36:36 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 222
Morning came quickly, though, by the time I was awake, Goss was already up and about, calling me a sleepyhead, a snoozer-loser, a nightcap-haver… Every slur in the book. I would’ve been more up...
2024-01-15 12:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 221
As it turned out—he had not. Getting him up to speed was easy, though, and by the end of it, he understood quite well that I was very serious. It did take a couple of minutes though, so while I e...
2024-01-12 10:24:28 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 220
“Goss, where are we going? Please, I really think we should talk about—”
“I told you—I have to show you something.” He flaps his wings harder, the tunnel around us becoming a blur...
2024-01-12 10:21:40 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 219
It doesn’t take long to retell our day’s adventures, and by the end of it, Ymir has decided to join in on it as well.
“So, after all that, now, you suspect you may be one of mine. A
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The tunnels get smoother and smoother, inexplicably becoming broader as we keep going. But we don’t talk. The only sound is the flapping of his wings, and the whistle of his echolocation. Usually...
2024-01-12 10:14:12 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 217
With that done, we head to the ali… alui… aliusists! That is, the guys who blame their becoming dragons on their family, friends, and acquaintances.
They felt pretty promising wh...
2024-01-10 13:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 216
The anger buzzing like a hive full of wasps in the air dissipates.
Goss almost looks despairing. “What’s so important about…? Types is everything! Your type determines why you ...
2024-01-10 13:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 215
I help Fr. Moonlight bring out the skinned creatures for the feast. Alongside my and Goss’ pile of forty rats, there’s also a small boar, a dog, an unskinned gobling, two drakes, a green rabbit...
2024-01-10 13:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 214
“...These are the fattest rats I’ve ever seen, but I’m not sure if—”
“But they’re smaller than a dog, aren’t they?”
Fr. Moonlight’s face crumples up slightly. “Of ...
2024-01-08 21:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 213
“They should be okay with it. I mean, it’s just one teensy human, right? Those grumps in the aliusist party bring skinnies for dinner basically every week, so a single little ...
2024-01-08 21:53:13 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 212
So, to summarize, he tried his breath on me a total of six times before we both realized that it wasn’t going to work. My heat protection evolved into heat immunity, my fire protection rose to le...
2024-01-08 21:49:52 +0000 UTC View PostRegarding the chapter post schedule
Heyo!! As you might have noticed, currently, and as of starting this, I post the chapter here as I write them, usually in batches of 3-4. What I'm asking is whether or not you guys would prefer a m...
2024-01-02 16:29:15 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 211
I’m listening to the back-and-forth, but more than that, I’m looking down at my hand. At my fingers. My claws might not be able to get through, but I have more weapons than that. Specifically...
2024-01-02 13:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 210
Five seconds pass, and then ten, and then fifteen, and then…
The priest sighs loudly. “If neither of you want to fight, then—”
“I want to fight!” Goss chirps.
“Y—y...
2024-01-02 12:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 209
After almost two weeks of trekking, as I began to scale the correct mountain properly, I noticed that the environment wasn’t becoming colder. It was getting warmer.
My eyes, which ...
2024-01-02 12:54:05 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 208
When I return to the lobby, I find my eyes hallucinating scales, and I can feel the phantoms of non-existent snakes wrapped around every part of my body. Luckily for me, I have long since figured o...
2024-01-02 12:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! (+floor 4 header)
Happy new year, and big THANK YOU to everyone who subbed this past year!!!!!!! The success of this story has given me reason to believe that I may be able to pursue a career in this, and it’s all...
2023-12-31 22:42:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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—Second! Oh, hey, I’m back here.
…Mrm. WHITE. And the poster.
Before I rush right into my newest toy, I take some time to give the lobby a new coat of paint, briefly angs...
2023-12-21 14:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 206
Aaaaaaaaaaand… there we go!
The rats look at me disapprovingly, which is really rich, coming from them.
What? Don’t you like the taste of your master’s flesh? We...
2023-12-20 09:38:27 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 205: Emil's Audience Pt.2
The silence in the room was deafening, but it was enough to rouse Emil to use one of the few trump cards Kitty had left the Server Alliance. “We have called for his execution as of a year bac...
2023-12-19 17:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 204: Emil's Audience Pt.1
<PrissyKittyPrincess [F23]:
Hey moleman. just beat f22.
u doing good? gg>
The message hung still before Emil’s eyes, the simple words presenting themselves with little amb...
2023-12-19 17:28:39 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 203
Ah, the lobby, the wonderful lobby. Eternally imperfect. Well, nothing to do other than—
My eyes get stuck on a pillar. No, not on a pillar. On the thing that’s plastered onto th...
2023-12-19 14:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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We agreed to do it at half past one in the morning. I had wanted to do it later, but Nazzo and Vann ganged up on me, arguing that since they were the ones affected by sleep deprivation, they were t...
2023-12-18 11:06:40 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 201
It’s dark now. The sun fell almost an hour ago, and I’m still waiting. It’s been seven and a half hours since the pillaging, and it’s been seven hours since I knocked on Vann’s door. Sinc...
2023-12-18 11:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostA Gamer's Guide 200
(//AN: Misspelled Vann's name as Vet, now fixed. Enjoy!)
The third week came and went with no real development.
…I tried my best, okay? It just… It didn’t go quite as w...
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