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Early Release! No Pants Required!! Unboxing Our 100K Subscriber SILVER PLAY BUTTON!

We hit 100,000 subscribers on YouTube and receive our Silver Play Button! Captain John will join us for the fun while opening it! We'll also show you how we repaired our microwave instead of buying...

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New Episode! Replacing Anchor Chain is a PAIN in the BUTT Ep. 229

We drop back to the boat show we recently attended and show you a little surprise! Then we're back at it. This time we're replacing our entire anchor chain as well as reconfiguring our anchor locke...

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New Episode! Putting BIG Things in Small Spaces...This is Just STUPID!

We've ripped our windlass out by force, the time has come to install the new one! We'll show you the goods, then we work together to get it installed on Calypso. We'll take a break to attend a boat...

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New Release! The DIRTY Side of Sailing! Episode 227

Someone needs some better aim! Come find out what we mean plus sit back and watch as the Captain has a personality failure after he's let down yet again! We're on our path to getting our vessel fix...

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New Episode! Our Windlass Tries to BREAK the CAPTAIN...When Maintenance Goes Bad. Ep. 226

We take a quick trip to check out Captain Johns new airplane before heading back to Calypso for more repairs. We're trying to get to The Bahamas, we need to take care of a few tasks before we can d...

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New Episode! BOAT REPAIRS & UPGRADES: $24 High End Upgrade, Replacing Batteries and Settee Repair

We've arrived in Florida after an adventure of a lifetime to Americas Northeast! Calypso is in need of some repairs, we have a deadline to head to The Bahamas. It's time to get busy with fixing our...

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September LGS Server Access!

Good afternoon everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes to the server for September. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't s...

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It's SO BIG in Charleston, South Carolina! New Episode!

We set off on an exploring adventure through Charleston, South Carolina where we'll see massive ancient sights, amazing structures and more! We'll launch our drone, Fiesta, to get high views of loc...

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New Episode! Girls Grab their Bikinis for a Private Beach Day!...And Why Did Tara Leave? Ep. 223

We're in Charleston, South Carolina! We pull up to the dock and learn that the marina also includes a resort full of beaches, pools and bars! I toss on a favorite red bikini and we go enjoy the day...

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Early Release! Overnight Sailing in Sloppy Seas...Is Our Nanny Leaving?? - Ep. 222

Happy Friday! 

We endure yet another storm before setting Calypso up for an overnight passage. We're expecting 20 knots of wind and 6 foots seas during this passage and it doesn't disapp...

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Early Release - Does She Need to Hit That Again?! Ep. 221

We're pulling into a marina where we'll prep Calypso for another massive storm. Tara goes on an adventure through a North Carolina town and we get a SWEET ride for the day! Come with us as we hunke...

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Early Release! Brittany Breaks a Bone While Underway! Ep.220

Don't let the thumbnail fool you, holy smokes this hurts! I break my big toe. Come see how it turns out! We're running from a hurricane, trying to make it to a safe harbor to ride it out. I'll try ...

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5500 Miles Across the United States

We've been so busy that we haven't had a moment to put together a blog post until just now. Jeremiah woke up at 4 this morning and began writing a nice little piece for you to enjoy. So if you're i...

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New Episode! Out of options while RUNNING from a Hurricane! Plus: The search for a Nuclear Submarine at Sea!

We're on the RUN from an incoming hurricane!! Come see how that plays out. Tara and I are still fighting a battle with the mold and our radar craps out when we need it most! I'll support my troops,...

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Boating Disaster: Our Boat is Overrun with MOLD! Ep. 218

New Episode! See what it's like when the boat you live on has an explosion of MOLD! We're in a battle with it! We'll take you on a fungus adventure, through a toilet failure and on a search for wha...

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LGS Server Access for August

Good afternoon everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for August. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in...

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New Release! Coast Guard Shuts Waterway Down - Navigating Dangerous Fog! Ep. 217

We'll start off where we left off last time, then we'll go on a dangerous passage on a busy water way through thick fog. Boats fly past us at 20knots and more! The Coast Guard shuts a well traveled...

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Was Our Captain Too Harsh? - Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 216

Tara takes the helm! Then we're at anchor after motoring 100 miles up a river, canal and a bay, it's time to cut loose! Jeremiah kills Tara's friend...Ouch! Then we get a little OCD! Come have some...

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New Episode! Sleep Deprived....It's a Girl Problem! Ep.215

We're on an overnight offshore passage from NYC to Delaware! You'll be right at the helm with us as we navigate in the dark and then we'll walk you through how we anchor in strong winds, step by st...

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New Episode! She's Scared on her First Overnight Passage - LGS Ep. 214

We'll start this episode stuck inside Calypso on a rainy day. We'll try to pass the time before getting ready for an overnight offshore journey...Tara's FIRST offshore journey! She's nervous, we'll...

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You See It FIRST! We're PREGNANT! Big Announcements, Baby Gender Reveal and a New Install! Ep.213

We are REAL TIME and we've got some BIG NEWS! Come celebrate our newest addition to the crew. Will it be a boy or a girl? Hmmm...Captain John is here to help us find out! We'll also walk you throug...

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New Episode! Ladies Getting Wild at a Sex Museum! VLOG 212

Tara and I explore the in & out's of a Sex Museum and get crazy with it! Bull riding, stripper pole fun and more! Then we're in need of some new camera equipment for our VLOG, come with us on a...

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Upgrading a Propane Cooktop vs Induction

We wanted to upgrade this unit, but we had some options to consider...Should we upgrade to an induction unit or stay propane. What options are out there for each and will it fit in the counter? Con...

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LGS Server Access for June

Good afternoon everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for June. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in y...

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Watermaker Problems - Spectra Failure and a New Install

It's no secret that we've had problems with our Spectra Newport 400 Mk II water maker. Read all about why we've traded in this high tech system with the sweet automatic/electronic features for some...

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New Episode! Boat Life: Leave the Dirty Jobs for Brittany - Ep. 211

We're pulling the anchor up and headed for the Hudson River! It's finally time to repair the damage from our hit and run boater, in the meantime we'll do some much needed maintenance on the boat as...

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Early Release! We're anchored off a HAUNTED Island, and have a ghostly visitor aboard! Ep. 210

We're going sailing and Tara, our new crew member, is hoisting the sails! We'll sail towards New York where we'll anchor off of a famously haunted island where we end up having a spooky visitor com...

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Patreon Only Offer!

Good Morning and Happy Monday! 

I've spent the weekend cleaning out some areas of the boat, trying to make room for the newest edition. Yes, some may call this nesting. 🤭 During the p...

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New Episode! Tara Takes One for the Team! Ep. 209

I take Tara to a pub where she decides to take one for the team...She's slurping it down so we can enjoy a cold one! Then we're sailing to a favorite local anchorage where we'll hit a few fun spots...

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LGS Server Access for May

Good afternoon everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for May. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in yo...

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