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New Episode! Naked Shots!! - This S#!T is going to be Delicious! Ep. 208

We're in Montauk, New York waiting out a big blow. We go exploring which turns into day drinking in one of America's most lovely towns! Come see all the craziness unfold. Then it's back to Calypso ...

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New Episode! Jeepin it on some island somewhere...Totally our style!

Good evening! 

We've been overwhelmed by the love and support that we've received concerning our new little Gecko announcement! Thank you! We had a long 6 day passage up north and are se...

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Early Release! Seasick Nanny - Will She Make It? Ep. 206

We've pulled the anchor up and departed for an offshore sail to Block Island! Tara immediately learns what it means to have a sailboat moving under you, come see how it goes! Then we will take you ...

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Crew Update! Sailing, dolphins and big wind storms causing destruction!

Read all about Lucy's experience crewing aboard Calypso! Now on the blog at www.lazygeckos.net

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New Episode! Brittany Makes a Rookie Mistake! Ep. 205

Welcome to Season 9! It's hard to believe we've already gone through 8 full seasons, we are so excited for the next! During this season we will sail down the east coast of the United States, then p...

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LGS Server Access for April

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for April. We were a little late this month due to not having service while sailing offshore. Sorry about ...

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New Episode! Boating Family Brings in a Full-Time Nanny! VLOG 204

After our weekend in Provincetown we sail 20 miles south to the Cape Cod Canal where we deal with high currents and bridges. Then we're off to get our watermaker fixed as well as pick up a brand ne...

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Update and Big News!

Check out the blog to see what's been going on! Where we are, why we are here and what the plan is! 

On the blog NOW at www.lazygeckos.net

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New Episode! Think We Might Miss the Islands! VLOG 203

We're sailing to an historic town in America! I spend most of this video naked...seriously LOL...In the meantime, we grab some fuel, deal with another crazy boater, grab the most expensive mooring ...

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New Episode! When you're STRANDED by your Dinghy! Ep. 202

We're moving on...From a month of bad events, we've set sail and are headed east. Come hang out in a couple of Long Island Sound anchorages with us as we catch a stowaway, check for damages, do som...

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We're HIT by another boater...and they RUN! - Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 201

We're relaxing in a new anchorage when a seemingly intoxicated boater comes and slams into Calypso right before a storm hits. There's a struggle to get them free as they're tangled in our bridle, r...

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LGS Server Access for March!

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for March. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in yo...

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Oh That Shine! Compounding a Gel Coat Hull.

Calypso has been in need of some love in the form of gel coat work for some time now...

Check out the products we use, the cost and steps to getting your hull looking new again now on the blo...

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New Episode! Things are Falling Apart...Death and Damage VLOG 200

We JUST got hit by a Hurricane, come see the aftermath. We notice we have some damage, then we try to get off the dock when we get some terrible news..all followed by a hit and run. This is just gr...

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Meet the New Crew Members!

You might know that we've been looking for crew to come aboard Calypso. We thought it would be a great way to give someone a cool experience and to have a lot of fun! We've been interviewing LOTS o...

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What's the Plan?

Oh my goodness, we've been busy!! Over the past few months we've been doing repairs and maintenance on Calypso as well as getting other items in order. The dust is now beginning to settle and we ha...

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When Nightmares Come True...We Get Hit by a HURRICANE! - Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 199

It's a snoozy morning that get's destroyed by a Hurricane! We're hunkered down for what turns out to be way worse of a storm than anyone could have guessed. We're forced to ride it out...How did it...

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2021 Survey Report

We recently hauled Calypso out so that we could complete a few tasks. While we were on the hard, we went ahead and had a survey completed...See it now on the blog, not to be confused with the vlog ...

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Brittany's Bikini Collection

Brittany answers all your bikini questions! Check it out now on the blog. As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then plea...

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Our Diesel Generator Repair

Check out our diesel generator repair on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreo...

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Spare Parts Inventory

See our spare parts inventory and how we keep Calypso organized now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, th...

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New Episode! She made us go to New York City! Ep. 198

We finish our overnight sail, we arrive in New York harbor during the early morning hours. We're just in time to get an amazing experience with the Statue of Liberty and then grab a sweet anchorage...

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Brand New Boat Tour Page!

If you haven't come across it already, we've added a Boat Tour page our blog. Feel free to check it out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be con...

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Website and other updates!

Want to know about our website and other fun little updates? Find out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog, not to be confused with the vlog (server). If ...

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What's up with the opportunity to crew aboard Calypso?!

Want to know what's up with the crewing opportunity? Find out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then...

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LGS Access for February

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I just sent out the access codes for February. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in you...

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Offshore at Night: Dodging Wrecks, Reefs and Obstructions - Lazy Gecko Sailing Ep 197

We've woken at anchor in a gorgeous bay, we're heading a bit north to a lovely vacation destination! Come see how difficult it can be to find space! Then we're going exploring around a popular area...

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Ep. 196 - Dragging Anchor in a Thunderstorm! Now available!

We've grabbed the only available anchorage before a massive thunderstorm hits us. The problem? We are completely exposed to the rough seas and winds that are coming. The forecast is calling for 60k...

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New Release! When Your Weather Window Closes On You! Ep.195

We're headed north along the Chesapeake Bay! We'll have a night at anchor, then navigate through the famous C&D canal system. Will we continue past Cape May for an overnight passage to New York...

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Website and Other Updates!

Want to know the latest?! You can!! Now on the blog at lazygeckos.net!

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