“I can’t believe I wasted a swing of my axe on those piss-poor illusions. Whoever casted those is getting his neck chopped off.”
Just as Pyre managed to get the door unlocked, Akemi hea...
2024-01-15 11:48:14 +0000 UTC View PostOnce they were dressed in their new, full-body drapery, Pyre showed Akemi how to manipulate the magical stilts—er—Inserts of Lengthening. By turning a small knob at her ankle, the wood...
2024-01-14 18:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostHer hands already swirling with fire, Pyre swung the door open. It rattled with a hard clack against the wall.
The room beyond was completely entrenched in darkness. Pyre’s fire il...
2024-01-14 12:38:11 +0000 UTC View PostSeventeen spikerat-murders later, they had reached the end of the tunnel.
Or at least the end of one tunnel. By Akemi’s estimates, the sewers branched off into at least a hundred d...
2024-01-13 09:42:25 +0000 UTC View PostAs the foul water churned through the tunnels, Pyre and Akemi discussed tactics. Mutt, in the meantime, had a field day with the local vermin population.
*You have defeated a level 3 ...
2024-01-12 21:25:38 +0000 UTC View Post“When you said sewer system, I was really hoping I heard you wrong. Like, violently wrong.”
“Villainy isn’t always shiny pearls, Akemi.”
“Yeah, I know. It’s appar...
2024-01-12 14:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post“Why did you cover for me back there?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Yes you do,” she said. “The pocket watch. You gave her five whole silvers for it, plu...
2024-01-11 09:59:33 +0000 UTC View Post“So, rule number one,” Pyre said as they walked down the mist-filled streets of Grimguard, the early morning sun dawning over them. “No embarrassing me.”
“And how, exactly, would I ...
2024-01-11 09:41:59 +0000 UTC View Post“The honor?”
Akemi could laugh. Some prize a dead piece of snake-hair was.
“Shut up,” Pyre said, elbowing her painfully. “You don’t know what you’re talking about...
2024-01-10 10:36:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe rope ladder led to a trapdoor in the ceiling; it was left conveniently shut by Pyre.
“Asshole,” Akemi muttered, forcing her way through it.
It was a struggle, but she got it ope...
2024-01-09 21:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostImportant Author's Note:
Hey there! Quick note. I have changed the name of this guild from the Assassins' Coterie to the Shadow Auditors' Coterie, and same with Akemi's class...
2024-01-09 11:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, so, finally, my second story is here: Akemi (Reign of Villainy) has launched.
I'll keep this short: if you've been enjoying Akemi here on Patreon, it would mean the world to me if y...
2024-01-08 19:18:35 +0000 UTC View PostOf all the ways Akemi imagined she’d be welcomed into some assassin club—maybe by a shadowy gargoyle, or a quiet, masked man—she did not imagine that it would be by a clown.
Th...
2024-01-08 18:26:13 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo. Small update about schedule.
I'm really feeling ready to launch Akemi (being rebranded as 'Reign of Villainy' - what do you think of the name?), and want to give it a true shot at...
2024-01-07 21:32:29 +0000 UTC View PostKobe had been nice enough to give her a map.
Not a niceness she necessarily deserved, since she had very narrowly thought of murdering him just a few hours before (and feeding his remains to ...
2024-01-07 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostI had this idea for a story earlier today and can't get it out of my head. So I wrote it down. Then Patron Nell / Enabler Nell told me to post it. So here you go, enjoy if you'd like.
2024-01-05 21:38:28 +0000 UTC
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Akemi hopped over the fence once more, strutting into the clearing without any attempt at subtly. Jore screamed as soon as he saw her, tripping over his hooves as he collapsed into the wild weeds.<...
2024-01-05 16:57:38 +0000 UTC View PostHey there!
So, Momo Book 3 is done! I honestly can't believe it. That book really put me through the ringer as a writer. In a good way, mostly. But it also taught me a lot. I really hope you ...
2024-01-04 12:14:59 +0000 UTC View PostFar underground, beyond crags of broken bone and pits of rock, a small party of completely impartial judges convened to decide Nia’s fate.
“For causing such grave injury to her majesty, s...
2024-01-04 00:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt was only when she looked into Nia's eyes that she finally woke from the hunger.
Momo found herself straddling the woman, the last two chains of Nia’s soul dangling from her lips. The two...
2024-01-03 15:54:59 +0000 UTC View PostAt the very moment that Momo made up her mind, she found herself shoved aside.
Two heavy boots crunched the stone pavement as they passed her by. There was a woosh of blonde hair, and a pale ...
2024-01-01 22:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! Long time, no Akemi! Since I'm off from work this week I have a lot more writing time, so I've written 3 Akemi chapters (in addition to the regular upcoming Momo) that I'll be sharing w...
2023-12-31 11:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post"After thinking for a total of fifteen seconds," Momo began, folding her hands together in a poised, presidential manner. "I'm ready to present my plan."
“We await your genius with bated br...
2023-12-29 20:29:05 +0000 UTC View PostEverything resumed.
Momo was spit back out the way she came—suddenly rocketing onto Morganium’s chipped pavement, her knees scraping against rubble. Her head spun as she regained her visi...
2023-12-27 18:32:17 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas!~
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The robot was three seconds away from having an aneurysm.
“Human! Human! So many human. Scouting vehicle is overwhelmed with indescribable emotio...
2023-12-25 19:16:53 +0000 UTC View Postheyo, this week will be a christmas break :)
i got sick and also gotta prep for the family
new momo on monday the 25th
thanks for your understanding, and happy holidays <3
2023-12-16 11:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostAs Momo popped out of Mordecai’s domain, she found herself in the absolute cherry pit of the Nether. Hundreds upon hundreds of little Nether bubbles surrounded her. Tiny snow globes brimming with...
2023-12-13 22:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostMomo scowled. She didn’t have time for this. Not only did she have the box to deal with, but Mordecai had made her very aware of the dire straits she had left her queendom in. If Nia really did h...
2023-12-11 09:59:53 +0000 UTC View Post“A–an offer?”
“Sit.”
A chair which seemingly generated from nowhere and nothing appeared underneath her. She found herself collapsing into it, hands falling in her lap. She wa...
2023-12-08 20:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe next thing Momo knew, she was on the edge of a cliff.
She screamed, a rock giving way, then felt stupid as she remembered her wings.
They flapped easily, and she backed awa...
2023-12-06 16:34:39 +0000 UTC View Post