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Johnny vs. Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds & Sonic Rumble (AD-FREE)

Sonic's managed to find himself in another car. Why does this keep happening? Also because I figured why not, I decided to give Sonic Rumble a look at as well, but not too much, since I didn't hav...

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Johnny vs. Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage (AD FREE)

Let's return to the Spyro series, I've blueballed Spyro fans long enough. I'm heading into unfamiliar territory now since I've never played any game past the first one. So what's the verdict...uh.....

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My first time playing Friday the 13th NES (SUPERCUT)

For this year's Halloweenfest on SGB, I wanted to give Friday the 13th on NES a shot. The video on SGB was a post-commentary, this is the live first attempt. Gotta get that practice in. This was ho...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (AD-FREE)

I've wanted to cover this game for a long time, and I'm happy to finally sink my teeth back into it. It's the celebration of Castlevania's 20th Anniversary, the second DS title, and one of my favor...

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Johnny vs. The Castlevania Sorrow Duology (AD-FREE)

With all of my pressing IRL concerns handled, I'm back. You guys waited long enough, here's my combo review of Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow and the first Nintendo DS entry, Dawn of Sorrow! Apologies...

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Johnny vs. Spyro The Dragon (TooManyGames 2025 Cut)

This past weekend was TooManyGames where I debuted my first video on my eventual Spyro the Dragon visit. I won't be properly starting this until I wrap up the handheld Castlevania videos (which I a...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance (AD-FREE)

The marathon continues with the second of three games for the Game Boy Advance. Harmony of Dissonance sees the return of Koji Igarashi as producer, but what was his approach to making a new game fo...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (AD-FREE)

If you've only been visiting this page, my apologies for the gap once more, my health was in the shitter towards the end of March, and I've been getting my shit together since. I still got a ways t...

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Johnny vs. Final Fantasy IX (AD FREE)

Here it is, a couple months in the making, and my longest Versus video to date. It's always Final Fantasy. And this is the last one for the Playstation! I won't make you wait any longer, let's talk...

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Johnny vs. Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (2024) (AD FREE & SPOILER HEAVY)

YouTube may or may not like this, but that don't mean shit with you guys, so let's start 2025 with my personal thoughts on the Sonic 3 film.

Currently working on a Carmen Sandiego sponsor bi...

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Johnny vs. Castlevania on Game Boy (AD-FREE)

Castlevania had a long, healthy life on handhelds. Before I start talking about that healthy life, though, we need to dig into some of the first handheld games on the Game Boy.

As a general u...

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Johnny vs. Sonic X Shadow Generations (AD FREE)

Hey everyone, Sonic's here. (Applause)

I'm back with Sonic Team's next endeavor, a game that simultaneously goes back, and yet, moves forward. Let's talk Sonic X Shadow Generations. Thanks ag...

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Johnny vs. Hellfire Saga (AD-FREE)

Oh ho, two Versus videos in less than a week? Must be Christmas. It's not, but it will be in a couple of months. Until then, enjoy my look at Hellfire Saga, a Sonic fan hack I've had the pleasure o...

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Johnny vs. Astro Bot (AD FREE)

Got a couple of new Versus videos on the docket, and first up is Astro Bot! Those that joined me for the Discord recordings already got an idea of what I think, but what about those who think Disco...

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Taking suggestions for SGB HalloweenFest 2024!

Alright, it's time to get SGB stuff involved with the Patreon, and first up is HalloweenFest recommendations! Obviously, we can't get to them all, and we have our own choices lined-up, but whatever...

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Johnny vs. Final Fantasy VIII (AD-FREE)

I'm back with Final Fantasy, and good lord, it's one I've been sort of dreading to revisit given my past history. But I'm locked-in, and ready to duel. I was told there was an RPG attached to this ...

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Johnny vs. Brave Fencer Musashi (AD-FREE)

My apologies, but I couldn't head into Final Fantasy VIII without discussing one of my favorite videos on the PS1 first. But can I recommend it to you without any bias?

No. But I'll t...

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Johnny vs. The Game That Broke Him

I'm so sorry this took so long to make. This was one of the most difficult scripts I ever had to write because of how....there....this game was. I hope I made it worth the delays. Either way, I can...

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Updating the SGB Heads (WIP)

I've been meaning to do this for a while (and enough people have asked "When's Uncle getting in the logo?") but I'm beginning to update the SGB assets. I'm thinking of bringing back the individual ...

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Let's talk about Knuckles...

Knuckles left me feeling strange, and not the good kind of strange. More of a "strange" kind of strange. I'd love to hear how Knuckles left you. Happy? Confused? Sad? At a TJ Maxx? Do tell.

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Johnny vs. Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (AD FREE)

Let this video mark the beginning of a healthier release cycle. To everyone in the Discord, thank you all for your words and support.

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ROUND 2: Johnny vs. Sonic Frontiers (AD-FREE)

I just want to let it be known, Adobe Premiere absolutely hates you guys. Rendering this twice for here and YouTube was a nightmare, but I blame technology. Maybe The End was on to something. Speak...

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Johnny vs. Sonic Dream Team (AD-FREE)

I think my existential crisis is over, so I'm making my return with a new Sonic game. 

Hmm, maybe I'm still feeling existential.

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I'm alive and that's my bad.

But seriously, I had a bit of a nervous breakdown in the middle of November and I needed to step back and re-assess things. My apologies if I made you worry, but I've returned, and I'm gonna get ba...

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Johnny vs. Sonic Superstars (AD FREE)

Classic Sonic is back, and he's brought friends along for the chaos. Is it a fun time? I sure hope so, this game is being sold for $60. Let's talk Sonic Superstars! 

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Johnny vs. A Whole Bunch of DOOM

Thanks for waiting, everyone. It's time to do my first Patron requested series, DOOM! Today's video is focusing on everything classic DOOM, right before 2016/Eternal. 

This was a fun tim...

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Johnny vs. Klassic Mortal Kombat Games (AD-FREE)

Time to redo another one of my old SGB videos: Mortal Kombat! Specifically, Mortal Kombat 1 through 4. 

Really, really wanna thank Elliot for helping me edit this one. Seems like only ye...

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Johnny vs. The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog (AD-FREE)

It's time to play some catch-up. Sonic died a few months ago. We should probably talk about that. 

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Now taking suggestions for SPOTLIGHT's return!

The new VS video will be live later tonight, but right now, I need your suggestions in the comments below for my return to the SPOTLIGHT series. Don't be afraid, I won't bite, but please, no hentai...

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Johnny vs. Devil May Cry 5 (AD-FREE)

It's been a fun ride, but sadly it must come to an end with today's video. Hopefully, we end on a bang, and not a whimper. 

Thank you all so much for joining me as I tackled the Devil Ma...

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