In this week’s episode, the church of bleach washes out, Ben Shapiro finally gets wood despite the medical risk to his wife, and Don Ford will be here to weird up his resume some more.
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2021-04-29 03:57:25 +0000 UTC View PostApologies for this, but the script for this week's episode won't be available until tomorrow. Noah's posting all of this stuff and he's on some pretty heavy medication at the moment. So there's jus...
2021-04-22 05:27:28 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the government finally takes notice of what a pastor does with his PP, Jerry Falwell Junior is a trainwreck and I can't look away, and we’ll polish off some very dusty a...
2021-04-22 05:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostDon't miss the Vulgarity for Charity, featuring Cecil, Tom, Noah, Eli, and Heath all doing impressions of each other mid-roast.
2021-04-15 00:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Because when we start quoting David Icke's book, you almost have to see the words to believe them.
2021-04-08 04:23:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Greg Locke asks America to take this outside, Marjorie Taylor Greene gets yoked to fight COVID, and you didn’t forget we promised to read an entire David Icke book, damm...
2021-04-08 04:11:42 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, churches provide their nothing to fewer people than ever, Christianity dives naked into a briar patch to pwn Lil Nas X, and if we told you there was an Anna song, you’d ...
2021-04-01 02:55:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script contains a special visual comparison of Charlie Kirk and the Lemonhead Mascot for purposes of political critique.
2021-03-25 05:02:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Republicans unite against the evils of equality, a radical Christian terrorist was suffering from sex addiction and March Madness, and we finally learn how wet Hitler’s ...
2021-03-25 05:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Will you know the words to the Anna song before anybody else? Of course you will.
2021-03-18 02:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the good Pope is still a bad person, Matt Powell debunks the farting wing of evolution theory without debunking his beds, and Christians will have inadequate penises.
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More temporarily inaccessible scripts coming soon. Thanks for you patience!
2021-03-11 03:28:14 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the libs will change it to “one fish, two fish, blue fish, blue fish”, we’ll show you how to stand up and be counted while you’re still sitting down, an we’ll fi...
2021-03-11 03:26:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the script for this week, and also a quick apology.
I periodically move older episodes into a "used scripts" folder that keeps our shared stuff from getting too cluttered. And thanks ...
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that religion isn’t done ruining our global pandemic, congress will half way do something fully overdue,and Noah will point out that even Ken Ham agrees th...
2021-03-04 04:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with Don taking a crap.
2021-02-25 04:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we remind everyone that we cancelled the Bible before it was cool, w learn that Rush Limbaugh has exactly as many interesting thoughts now as he did when he was a...
2021-02-25 04:13:08 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Tennessee Republicans will be confused about how many vaginas they have, James Randi manages to debunk more liars without even being alive, and Joe Biden decides we were g...
2021-02-18 03:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostAs may have been obvious by the rushed outro, we were running a little behind getting the extended episode out in time last night. As a result, I got rushed and totally neglected to pull the ad fro...
2021-02-11 16:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can read along with everybody except Thomas. Because he won't write his stuff in the shared doc.
2021-02-11 04:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is worse than even the CATHOLIC CHURCH imagined, Matt Powell pwns Tom Sawyer by whitewashing a fence for him, and Andrew and Thomas will be here to leg...
2021-02-11 04:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's episode you can see how much more we could've said about Matty P if we'd needed the time.
2021-02-04 04:32:27 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Ken Ham’s team will put the “cute” back in persecution, MarjorieTaylor Greene tries to block herself on facebook, and we really DID watch some more of Matt Powell’...
2021-02-04 04:09:36 +0000 UTC View PostA couple of weeks ago, I changed the permissions on the Scripts that I share so that Patrons could make comments instead of just read along. I figured it might be a fun way for patrons to communica...
2021-01-28 15:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Since Noah's such a fan of censorship (as you'll learn after the show), he censored a few of Eli's jokes. But you can hear what's behind the bleeps (or, in this case, Jumanjis) with this handy dand...
2021-01-28 03:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we’ll learn that Biden is both too Catholic and not Catholic enough, Qanon misses his cue, and we’ll don all the Don Ford we can afford.
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2021-01-28 03:50:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, it looks kinda empty without Heath lines in there, I'll admit...
2021-01-21 03:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode: We’ll be able to feel sorry for other countries again, James Dobson checks under our bed for antifas, and Michael Marshall will be here to help reveal the next book on o...
2021-01-21 03:19:22 +0000 UTC View Post
