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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Baller Edition

Of the 68 teams eligible for March Madness, only two are from New Jersey. Those teams destroyed 99.9 percent of the brackets in one round of play. Don't mess with Jersey!

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Steel Dawn & The Serpent & the Rainbow (Air Date: 9/20/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! This ep’s standout moment, to me,  is the adorable letter sent in from Jeremiah of Springfield, Ohio. I wonder if he’s still a fan...

Here are the Ti...

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Just a wee Friday Fun message from the Boss Man. ☘️💚

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Metal Storm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn & Logan's Run (Air Date: 7/19/1996)

As promised, here’s this week’s Monstervision, with 2 killer movies included. Enjoy, and thanks for being patient with my wifi sitch. 😉🖤🖤


2023-03-12 07:35:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Slime Ball Month Promo (Air Date: 5/7/94)

Happy Splatterda/Sunday Funday, y’all! I’m on a super weird sched right now, and the place I’m at has the slowwwwwwest wifi, so your actual Monstervision ep is going to be a little delayed. I...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Drag Edition

People who could have done jail time in Tennessee for violating the new public drag law:

Milton Berle

Bing Crosby

Danny Kaye

Bob Hope

Buddy Hackett

Eddie Murphy<...

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Nurse Month - The Student Nurses & Incoming Freshman (Air Date 2/1/1992)

Happy Humpday, Homies! Tonight’s episode is super cute, featuring a historic Student Nurses reunion. 

Enjoy, and thanks so much to everyone sending pics of their new merch shirts. So h...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: UFO Edition

Does every new President sprint from the swearing-in ceremony to the Oval Office so he can call the Pentagon and get briefed on the UFOs?

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Willy Wonka & Ice Cream Man (Air Date: 8/28/98)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a Summer School episode, featuring 2 movies JB talks to me about pretty often. One of these was up there with his very favorite interviews eve...

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Super Bowl XXXIII (Air Date: 1/31/99)

Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! I’m stoked to share this one for your Friday Fun. I’ve been looking for it since we announced Fred Williamson was gonnna be a guest during last year’s Jamboree!&nb...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Educational Edition

(He’s baaaaaack! Yay! 🥰)


Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas, and Ron Desantis, the governor of Florida, are both SHOCKED--shocked, I say--by what's being taught in our public...

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In the Cold of the Night & Happy Hooker goes to Hollywood (Air Date: 1/18/92)

(Bridge 4:03, Outro 8:22)

Happy Humpday, homies! This one had me lol-ing quite a bit. Hope you enjoy it, too! 🖤

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Donovan's Brain (Full Movie w/ Segments, Air Date: 3/28/97)

Power’s back on, so here’s the exciting conclusion of last night’s Double Feature.  (Check the previous post for the first part of this,  Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, in its entiret...

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Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (w/ Full Movie) & Donovan's Brain (Air Date: March 28, 1997)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! I‘m a lil behind with this one because we have been without power all day. I was hoping to get Donovan’s Brain added for you tonight, but it’s proving to be i...

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Friday Fun: Any Jerk Can Host Winner!

Happy Frightday, fiends! For your bit o’Friday Fun this week, here’s a look at the first “Any Jerk Can Host Drive-In Theater” Winner. (If you search that #, you will find clips for promos o...

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I Spit on Your Grave (Remake) Watchalong w Guest Chad Lindberg TONIGHT

Greetings, Patron Saints! Just a friendly reminder that Chad Lindberg will be joining us in the Discord tonight at 9pm ET to watch/discuss the ISOYG remake. Hope you can come hang with us!

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Big Wednesday & Act of Piracy w/Gary Busey (Air Date 7/4/92)

Happy Big Wednesday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have the LEGENDARY Gary Busey episode. JB still talks about this one A LOT…and is constantly reminding me that Gary still owes him $900. (Ask him abo...

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Darcy’s Thought of the Day

Howdy, y’all! Just wanted to explain why we’ve been a lil light on TotD posts recently. JB is under a tight writing deadline this week (I’ll fill you in on what that’s all about later 😉)...

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Poltergiest 1, 2, & 3 *Halloween Episode (Air Date: 10/31/96)

Howdy, Patreon Pals!! THIS is what was supposed to be your regular Monstervision offering for this week. (See previous post for deets on that. 😉)

The sound still gets a lil didgy in some p...

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One Million B.C.(w/ full movie) & King Kong Lives (Air Date: 10/3/98)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! 

I’m sure you heard the sad news that Raquel Welch passed away this week. I’d originally intended this to be your Sunday Funday offering for this wee...

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Cape Fear & Do Or Die (Air Date: 8/7/93)

Y’all I’m so late for this Colin Farrell thing at the Aero tonight so forgive the lack of knowledge in this post. I will update it later but I didn’t want you to miss your Wednesday night DIT...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Greek Edition

Why are all diners Greek? Does anybody ever order the Spanokopita? If the diner is Greek, why are the waiters speaking Spanish? Are we making it tough on green card applications from Athens? Why do...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Superb Owl Edition

    Further evidence that Americans have way too much time on their hands: people complaining about the singing of "Lift Every Voice and Sing" at the Super Bowl.

 &nb...

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Orca & The Philadelphia Experiment II (Air Date: 6/27/98)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!

Tonight’s episode is a bit of a mystery. It has Rusty during the first movie and Reno in the 2nd. i asked JB why that was, and he said “Never happen...

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Friday Fun, Vegas Style!

I’ll definitely be posting this on social later, but you get the first look, Patreon Pals!

We are > ONE HOUR away from the start of our Vicious Vegas Valentine special. Thank you so muc...

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Top Model & Red Heat (Air Date: 1/11/92)

Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight JB is blessing us with some Sam Kinison/Dr. Seuss hot takes, and really convincing me that I need to see Top Model. 😉

Enjoy, and we will see you Friday night...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Rich Edition

The richest man in the world is Bernard Arnault, a Frenchman who runs LVMH. LVMH is based in Paris and consists of 75 companies, including Louis Vuitton, Hennessey cognac, Moet & Chandon, Tiffa...

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Congressional Edition

What if the Congress, or one of the state legislatures, decided, "Okay, that's enough new laws for right now. We have too many already"? Could they take a vote to, like, meet up again in five years...

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The Gate with Full Movie (Air Date: 5/8/99)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Since Joe Bob used to show this one a lot,, I figured I’d handle it a lil differently this time…Let’s see how this experiment goes. 😉🤞

Enjoy teari...

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Joe Bob Briggs "Narrow World" (Air Date 1/92)

Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! This edition of Friday Fun super speaks to me, as this lil Wondercat has already found a way to communicate ALLLLL of this without being able to speak.

2023-02-03 22:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post