Hey everybody, just in case you haven’t heard the news, we can now formally announce that our Valentine’s Day special is next Friday night at 9pm ET. It’s a very special one for us because it...
2023-02-03 01:59:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhen people say "I will forgive but I will never forget," what they really mean is "I will never forgive."
(I assume he still hasn’t forgiven me for this… 😉)
2023-02-02 15:56:33 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge 4:37, Outro 9:35)
Happy Humpday, homies! I almost forgot it was Wednesday bc I’ve been moping about the loss of Brady all day. 😞 Leave it to JB to help cheer things up (a lil’ ...
2023-02-02 05:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patron Saints! Tomorrow night I will be watching this super cl-ass-sick with everyone in the Discord during our monthly “riffalong“.
If you’re free tomorrow night ...
2023-01-31 03:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The horse is a herd animal, so horses naturally want to stay close together when they run. Therefore betting on horse races is a process of picking which horse is a sociopath.
2023-01-31 03:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
(Your Sunday Funday offering for this week. Originally published in Maximum Golf magazine, 2000 👽🖤 )
I don't believe this. I'm praying to the aliens.
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Tonight I bring you this double feature WITH the movies. I’m planning to do this at least once a month now,focusing mostly on the harder to find...
2023-01-29 07:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"He's on the spectrum."
"She's somewhere on the spectrum."
Are we ALL on The Spectrum?
(Bridge 3:40, Outro: 8:41)
Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have an episode that’s a lil sad bc he’s talking about the cancellation of Drive-In Theater. I know at the time he was really ...
2023-01-25 23:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Patron Saints! In typical JB fashion he gave us short notice re. his watchalong availability, but better late than never, I reckon. 🤷♀️
THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT at 10pm ET/ 7pm P...
2023-01-24 05:02:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time a mad gunman murders a bunch of people, the reporter says "police are investigating whether it's a hate crime or not." IT'S A MURDER. HATE IS INVOLVED.
2023-01-24 04:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post(An article JB wrote on 2000 about the last party at one of the nation’s most legendary Tiki bars…Happy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! 🖤)
2023-01-23 03:40:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a heckuva double feature for ya. we all know Highlander rules, but I‘d forgotten how much I used to like Seventh Sign, too. I’m totally inspired...
2023-01-22 04:44:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhen people get onto a crowded plane, 99% of us get along, chat, even joke despite being from different parts of the country, different ages, different political orientations, different gender iden...
2023-01-21 03:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro 3:33)
Happy Humpday Day, homies!
I‘m in Vegas with JB this week, prepping for the big VDay episode & this year‘s Jamboree. We got to go tour the West Wind today, and ...
2023-01-19 02:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
After watching the trailer for "Shotgun Wedding" starring Jennifer Lopez, which premieres next week, I would rather watch the 1963 "Shotgun Wedding" written by Ed Wood.
2023-01-19 01:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostPlease DO NOT send messages here. The Patreon message system is flawed/confusing & I had to stop using it ages ago. I‘ve asked for ways to turn it off completely but as of now there is no way...
2023-01-18 18:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostThey were using Avicii music today as transitions during the Vikings-Giants game, and every time I hear Avicii it makes me sad--because of how messy that suicide was, because of how young he was. I...
2023-01-16 01:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have Beastmaster night…which seemed to be a frequent theme for Monstervision. They just LOVED showing these flicks, and it was definitely my introducti...
2023-01-15 05:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
At the Natural Bridge historic site in Virginia, they tell you not to carve your initials into the rock--and then show you the place where George Washington carved his initials into the rock. I'll ...
2023-01-14 17:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday the 13th, Patron Saints!
I'm still getting back to the last few people with merch issues, but wanted to update everyone that the new shirt from Patreon will be on its way so...
2023-01-14 02:52:10 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, homies! I know I’ve posted this one before, but this version is from a new tape I found WITH our upgraded remastering process I figured I’d share the new version with you on this H...
2023-01-14 01:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that those Virtual Reality headsets are linked to all the Artificial Intelligence stuff and you can stick real-life avatars in there, every corporation in America should devote one break room t...
2023-01-13 03:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostIt‘s still technically Wednesday here in El Lay, so I’m just under the gun with this one 😋
Hope you’re having a wonderful week, Patreon Pals!
PS- JB is officially a minister n...
2023-01-12 07:56:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We're coming up on the three-year anniversary of Covid, and here's what I've learned so far:
1. It's not spread through the air.
2. It'...
2023-01-11 00:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday Funday, Patreon Pals! Here’s just a lil something extra to help end your weekend with a smile! 🥰
Side note: I’m slowly but surely catching up on all the merch stuff around...
2023-01-09 03:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, I've gotta stop tearing up over Damar Hamlin stories. It's one thing to cry during Damar's first conscious moment, or during interviews with his dad or his coach or his doctor, but when I cry...
2023-01-08 19:22:59 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
Tonight we have 2 undeniable classics, so I am STUNNED at the rating he gave Goonies!! I would’ve given him such a talking to if I’d known him back in the...
2023-01-08 01:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Debbie Stabenow started out in 1975 on the Board of Commissioners in a small Michigan county, then served in the state House of Representatives, then in the Michigan Senate, then in the U.S. House ...
2023-01-07 03:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I have nothing against Marvel Universe fans, but when they say a movie is good because "I could identify with the characters," I wanna say, ”The character you're identifying with has the strength...
2023-01-05 18:15:28 +0000 UTC View Post