Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals! Tonight JB is discussing the AMAZING Slumber Party Massacre II. I’m so stoked we got to show this one on The Last Drive-In, too! 🖤
2023-01-05 03:39:47 +0000 UTC
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Just wanted to give y‘all a quick merch update. Everyone that’s been a Patron Saint for 3 months or longer will be receiving the new tee shirt this week.
Anyone that didn’t receiv...
2023-01-04 19:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The real reason they can't elect a Speaker of the House is that they can't find an American citizen willing to dwell in any house occupied by those 435 residents.
2023-01-04 01:47:28 +0000 UTC View Post
My New Year's resolution is to spend more time with the actual heart and soul of The Last Drive-in, the Mutant Family. I've been fired so many times in my life that I can't keep track of them all, ...
2023-01-02 23:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY NEW YEAR, PATREON PALS!!!
For some of you it’s already next year, but for us West Coasters the party is just getting started!! 🎉
Wherever you are and however you’re celebra...
2023-01-01 06:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Journeyman director Ruggero Deodato got more praise in the one day after his death than in the previous 58 years of making exploitation films in multiple genres. If you loved him that much, people,...
2022-12-29 23:28:29 +0000 UTC View Post
If Hollywood celebrities go to the French island of St. Bart's every Christmas to "escape" and "take time for myself," why do they publish 17 jillion selfies on the beach? Wouldn't the idea be that...
2022-12-29 06:36:39 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge: 5:40, Outro 10:43)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Here’s your dose o’Drive-In Theater for this week. This one’s got quite the rant on it!!
I hope the last week of 2022 is go...
2022-12-29 05:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Patron Saints! Finally got another #AskJoeBob for ya! To answer the question he asks me in this: Both. He can do both. 😋
Don‘t forget we are having a lil NYE pre-gaming watchalong...
2022-12-28 03:15:24 +0000 UTC View PostA follow/up to the previous vid, on location in Gallup, New Mexico. 🤠
2022-12-26 01:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostScary Cryptmas, Patreon Pals! Here’s a lil’ bonus horrorday treat for you. (Sunday Funday: The 🌲 Edition 😉💚❤️)
I‘m also going to re-post the vid I took of him discussing hi...
2022-12-26 01:09:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Christmas Eve, Patreon Pals! If your family is like mine, you do a lot of football watching over the holidays. That’s why I thought this super sized ep would be weirdly appropriate for toni...
2022-12-25 03:50:57 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're planning to close your business today or tomorrow, do NOT put "So Our Employees Can Be With Their Families" on the fucking door sign. The most likely person to be reading the sign DOES NO...
2022-12-24 20:51:29 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, Homies! Tonight we have the closest ep I could find to airing on Christmas. His Christmas here is quite a bit different than the ones he does nowadays, but still just as touching. 😉
The President of Ukraine came to Washington today and delivered a more articulate speech to Congress than any of the Congresspeople are capable of, and English is not even his first language. Ukrai...
2022-12-22 03:07:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight is the longest night of the year and tomorrow is the shortest day of the year, meaning we're in the middle of the Winter Solstice and nobody has enough Vitamin D, which is why you're feelin...
2022-12-21 02:47:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in for the Ghoultide Gathering last night. I hope you had fun, and I think we’re gonna do some really positive stuff...
2022-12-18 03:19:15 +0000 UTC View PostA lil extra Friday Fun for ya since the first one was so short (and a tad disturbing 😉). ❤️❤️
2022-12-17 00:53:33 +0000 UTC View PostAs you can see he was super stoked to do this… 😋 See you guys in just a couple of hours for the Ghoultide Get-Together!
2022-12-17 00:11:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The most wonderful loving praise of recently dead people is most loudly voiced by people who despised them in life.
2022-12-16 03:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro: 3:59)
Happy Humpday, homies! Today we have the very festive “Blood on Satan’s Claw” for your viewing pleasure. 😋 We also get an extremely epic rant & some mighty fine sin...
2022-12-14 23:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Most New Yorkers were startled to witness the wild street celebration when Morocco defeated Portugal to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup--because nobody knew there were that many Moroccans li...
2022-12-14 22:14:34 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody on Tik Tok said I must have had a recent facelift. I can't decide whether that's a compliment or an insult.
On the one hand, they could mean, "He can't possibly look that youth...
2022-12-13 19:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s been a tough weekend for me (Jericho lost the belt, Brady had a game so bad they switched to showing the Panthers game in like the 3rd quarter…*ouch*!!! 😞)
I could use a lil goofy...
2022-12-12 01:41:24 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, y’all! This was way easier to piece together than I’d expected so…Surprise! Double Post! 😋
I‘m not gonna take down the original post with segments only bc there are already ...
2022-12-11 10:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: I just posted this ep w the Full movie, so if you’re interested in actually watching this Feldman fright flick go check that out. Otherwise, here’s the previously posted version, alread...
2022-12-11 04:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post
While pissing away billions of dollars in other people's money, Sam Bankman-Fried and his cohorts at FTX were paying $5,000 a day to have vegan lunches delivered to their headquarters in the Bahama...
2022-12-10 15:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post
A thousand years from now, historians will be going over the half-forgotten history of the 21st century, and one of them will go, ”Wait! What? The United States had imprisoned an international ar...
2022-12-09 02:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro 4:00)
Happy Humpda, homies! I’ve never seen this flick before, but the way he describes it is super intriguing. It’s definitely moved to the top of my post-Christmas viewing list.<...
2022-12-08 05:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Care for a scone?
No thanks, I'll just finish up this shellacked slab of granite with blueberries on . . . Oh OK, yeah, I have a scone already but thanks.
2022-12-07 16:24:59 +0000 UTC View Post