First things first: Boiled Peanuts rule.
Secondly, here is the pic JB refers to in this vid. Thanks so much for taking this, John, and for sending in this question. Keep ‘em coming, Patron ...
2022-11-09 15:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sick of these "It's your responsibility to vote" ads. If you're not paying attention and you don't know who's running for office, it's your responsibility NOT to vote.
2022-11-09 00:09:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Tomorrow we fight over which political party gets to enforce its rules on us. Both parties use the slogans of 40 years ago to fight old battles because creating a new message of hope would require ...
2022-11-08 00:40:19 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we are celebrating Valentine’s Day the Drive-in way with 2 complete cl-ass-sicks. I’m especially in ❤️ with Chained Heat 2. That is perfect romantic...
2022-11-05 23:27:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Can we just retire the word "narcissist"? It's used whenever anyone does anything out of self-interest, which is--hello!--100 per cent of humankind
2022-11-05 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, Patreon Pals! Here’s a lil extra Friday Fun fer yer viewing pleasure.
Enjoy the Wisdom of JB, and have a wonderful weekend! 🖤
2022-11-05 05:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
If the written word is becoming obsolete, why do so many people write words on their skin? The popularity of the tattooed word means words are pretty fucking powerful.
2022-11-04 14:54:25 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro: 4:13)
Happy Humpday, homies! Hope y’all had a super fun Halloween, and aren’t giving in too much to the post-Halloween blues. (Remember every day is Spooky Season in your 🖤!) 2022-11-03 03:28:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Wild weather--hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, typhoons, wind storms--are comforting to us. Because we all agree on what the rules are. Anybody zonked by the wild weather is a 100 percent victim. Any...
2022-11-02 22:00:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween treat Numero Two-O: Here’s Halloween 3 WITH the MV segments added in fer ya!
You might notice he gave this movie ⭐️ ⭐️. His actual rating for it is 1/2 a ⭐...
2022-10-31 21:54:14 +0000 UTC View Postits our night, Patreon Pals! More 🎃 treats in store for you later, but here’s a lil something to start things off right! 🎃🖤🖤
2022-10-31 05:59:21 +0000 UTC View PostWe just got back from our Chopping Mall screening. Thank you so much to everyone who came out to spend part of their Halloweekend with us.
My condition for working g w JB on Hallo...
2022-10-30 05:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Seventeen out of every 20 applicants fail the postal workers exam.
And yet those three elite over-achievers can't put the right letter in the right box.
fDon’t worry y’all...
2022-10-29 18:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostSorry to get this out so late, but this vid is a Friday night Ironman Marathon, so I guess it's sort of appropriately late. :)
I also wanted to give a merch update for anyone that might be wo...
2022-10-29 04:50:09 +0000 UTC View Post
The main way Amazon benefits the economy is that we buy a lot of stuff based on the picture, realize when it arrives that it's not what we wanted, fail to return it on time, then buy another versio...
2022-10-29 01:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Halloweek treats continue with another edition of JB’s Narrow World. 🎃🖤
2022-10-28 03:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to retire the term "Third World." Nobody using it has read the original Alfred Sauvy article and so it's just used as a putdown. If you happen to be living in Chad, or Sri Lanka, or Urugu...
2022-10-27 13:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here’s your Halloweek treat for today. I would've been all about these Iron Man Marathons. We’ve gotta figure out a way to do something like this now… 🤔
2022-10-27 03:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro: 4:32)
Happy Halloweek Humpday, homies! 😋 Tonight we have the Marilyn Chambers classic, Rabid. We showed this one during the original marathon. and I’d love to show the Sosk...
2022-10-27 02:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is there a two-minute warning in professional football? Who's being warned? Blind people who can't see the clock?
2022-10-25 19:31:35 +0000 UTC View PostDay 2 of our Halloweek treats…Enjoy! 🎃🖤
2022-10-25 19:22:49 +0000 UTC View Post
f I can make a remark about etymology that sets off fighting and insults among THIS crowd, the Mutants, the people I consider the most accepting and open-minded in the world, then we're fucked.
2022-10-25 03:58:53 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween Week, Patreon Pals!
I missed posting your Friday Fun this week bc it was such a hectic wknd. To help make up for that I’m gonna give you a full festive week of JB treats as ...
2022-10-24 18:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do they call it abortion-on-demand? No one is demanding one. People are begging to find a place to do it. It should be called abortion-on-beg.
UPDATE FROM ME: Please be kind in...
2022-10-24 16:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! I hope y’all enjoyed the Haunted Halloween Hangout last night. It was one of my very favorite shows we‘ve ever done, and hanging with 3 of my childhood he...
2022-10-23 02:29:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't want to join your file storage app. If you want me to look at something, there's this thing called an attachment.
2022-10-20 12:50:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Humpday, homies! We are just 2 DAYS away from our Haunted Halloween Hangout!! So happy we get to celebrate Halloween together…with Elvira!! (And another super rad horror superstar I’m not...
2022-10-20 03:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In August of 1981 MTV aired its first music video and went on to premiere the greatest songs and concerts of a generation, changing the culture and enlarging our consciousness.
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This was part of Shudder’s 🎃 Advent Calender today. if you didn’t happen to get one of those, you can still check it out here. 🤠🖤
(If you‘ve had trouble using the QR...
2022-10-18 20:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy, Patron Saints! Just wanted to make it officially official that we will be doing a watch & riff along viewing of Trick or Treat this Thursday night at 9pm ET over in the Discord.
If...
2022-10-17 23:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post