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We can finally officially announce *one* of our very special guests on this Friday’s Haunted Halloween Hangout: CASSANDRA PETERSON!!!

Hope you can join us for the frightful festi...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: GPS Edition

If an old timer who has lived in the neighborhood 50 years says, "Don't use your GPS, just go three blocks, turn left at the McDonald's, look for a dirt road on your right, and take it until it for...

Road Warrior & The Doberman Gang (Air Date: 4/18/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! 

Thank you so much to everyone who came out for the Burlington show tonight! Y’all were so much fun! 🥰 

Here’s your weekly MV fix…Hop...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Movie Edition

If I don't like the same movie you like, we can still be friends. Movies aren't compatibility profiles.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Prison Edition

In a prison you are subject to being searched at any moment, you are told where to stand, where to sit (sometimes in restraints), where to eat, when to eat, how to behave in the toilet, given times...

The Mutations & Return of the Swamp Thing (Air Date: 5/18/91)

(Bridge 4:53, Outro 8:38)

Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have The Mutations (aka The Freakmaker), a movie which is truly special to JB. He was so excited to get to deep dive it last season...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Political Edition

Has anyone ever considered that when you have two political parties clawing each other's eyes out to get 51 percent, the obvious sane solution is to change the rules so that a third, fourth or fift...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Censorship Edition

When people want to censor you, they say, "I get what you're doing, Joe Bob, but this is a small town." And if they live in a big city, they say, "I get what you're doing, Joe Bob, but this is a sm...

Unnameable II & Warrior of the Lost World (Air Date: November 22nd, 1996)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Late posting bc our show tonight was a bit chaotic (tech issues a’plenty! 🤪) and we are just getting back to the hotel. 

Here are those time codes I...

Aylmer’s Tune

Greetings, groovie ghoulies! Tonight we have a very special Late Night edition of #FridayFun, featuring JB doing an impromptu tribute to one of his personal heroes, Zacherley!

We did Cerebell...

Ask Joe Bob: The Marx Bros. Edition

Another #AskJoeBob for ya…I’ve got a bunch of them in queue now but keep ‘em coming!! 🤠🖤

Frankenhooker & Leatherface (Air Date: 6/1/91)

(Bridge: 3:18, Outro: 6:11)

Happy Humpday, homies!! Tonight we have the very first time JB ever showed Frankenhooker! He was soooo right about it still grossing us out 20(+) years later, and ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Murderous Edition

Every time there's a murder in a small town, everyone says "This kind of thing doesn't happen here." Implying it's a place full of people TOO GOOD TO BE MURDERERS. Well, welcome to human nature. 2022-10-04 01:42:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Sunday Funday: Talkie Edition

Hi, y’all…Still in mourning over the Bucs game, but I owe ya some Random Radness for this week. Here it is, in the form of an audio/video. (I couldn’t get the audio to upload for some reason,...

Deliberate Stranger (Air Date: 3/23/99)

Happy first Splatterday of October! I’ve gotta go judge a costume contest in a minute (spoiler alert: Everyone’s a winner to me! 😋), but wanted to make sure I got you your Monstervision fix ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Athletic Safety Edition

Why are there metal folding chairs stored underneath every wrestling ring? 

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Pic Edition

How many times are you out somewhere and you say "Oh, wow, this is a great moment, I need to capture this moment in a photo," followed by fumbling for your phone, finding the photo app on the phone...

Cartel and Montenegro (Air Date 5/25/91)

(Bridge 4:36, Outro 7:55)

Happy Humpday, Homies! Made it to Fargo w JB after 5000+ travel hours (give or take… 😉). He’s doing his How Rednecks Saved Hollywood show here tomo...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Covid Edition

Remenber two years ago when "I just got diagnosed with Covid" required a press conference and everyone would post rembrances like you were dead? Today "I just got diagnosed with Covid" gets a like ...

Sunday Funday! (And Full Review of Hard Ticket to Hawaii)

I thought I was gonna be posting your Friday Fun from Firefly Fest this week, but that didn’t exactly work out the way I’d planned. 😉 So I got him to make y’all a lil Sunday Funday vid ins...

Dragonslayer & The Master Gunfighter (Air Date: 2/7/97)

Howdy, homies! If you joined us gif tonight’s watchalong, thank you so much! I’m gonna post the vid I took of him reading his drive in totals for ya in just a bit, but first let’s tear the he...

DISCORD WATCHALONG TONIGHT!

Trying to spam yall as much as I can so nobody who wants to join us tonight misses out!

We’ll be watching an Andy Sidaris cl-ass-sick with Joe Bob tonight at 9pm ET in the Discord. As alway...

JB’s the Woooooorst of the Day 😋

Methinks JB is gonna be too busy teaching everyone about 🧠 movies tonight to do a true thought of the day, so I’m taking the liberty of posting this on his behalf. 😋

He sent it to me ...

To Die For (Air Date: 9/29/90)

(Outro: 4:46)

Happy Humpday, homies! I’ve got a ton of 💩 to get done to try to make a stupidly early flight, but there’s always time to share the JB ❤️ with my fellow Mutants. 😉...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Military Edition

Everyone is making fun of Putin for calling his war a "special military operation," but do we really have any right to be smug? Both LBJ and Nixon called the eight-year Vietnam War a "police action...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Queenly Edition

Feminists everywhere are acclaiming the life of Queen Elizabeth II, who proved that, if you want to be a powerful and popular woman, a) never have an opinion, and b) own the most expensive wardrobe...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Half-Penny Edition

     I was buying gas today and I thought it was $3.89 a gallon, then I noticed that it was actually $3.89 and nine mills per gallon, so I decided not to fill up. They were...

Point of No Return & The Hand (Air Date: 6/5/99)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have what would’ve been my birthday ep in ‘99 (since they ended after midnight…No better way to celebrate than a re-watch of The Hand! 😋)

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Now Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…

It has been quite a week, Patreon Pals! As usual I can’t tell you much about it (yet!), but I can tell ya that we survived it (more or less 😋). We will now resume our usual posts around here, ...

Easy Wheels (Air Date 9/15/90)

(Outro:- 6:25)

Happy Humpday, homies! Another super quick post tonight bc it’s been a loooonge day and I’ve got another loooooong day tomorrow, too. In fact, this whole week is super inte...