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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Ben Franklin Edition

If Benjamin Franklin--America's first real journalist--could see the media worship of the British monarchy going on right now, he would say, "What the hell did we fight and die for?"

Friday Fun: Joe Bob’s America

(Today for your Friday Fun, we have an article from the now-defunct site Rebeller. JB was bummed the articles he wrote for it aren’t posted anywhere any more, so I figured I’d help him out with...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Yet Another Cracker Barrel Edition

Paula Deen is gourmet Cracker Barrel.

The Return of Ask Joe Bob

Finally!!! He said he will get back to doing them weekly now (🤞) so it you have any questions for him, please feel free to leave them here in a comment or email me at TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com. 2022-09-08 14:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Jakarta (Air Date: 9/8/90)

(Outro: 3:46)

Howdy, y’all! Super under the weather with “food poisoning” tonight so I will make this one short and sweet.

I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday night, and hopefu...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Inflation Edition

If inflation is really as bad as they say, why aren't they printing $500 bills like they did in the sixties? They might come in handy.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Spry AF Edition

One of the reasons Millennials say "Okay, Boomer" a lot is that they resent our youthfulness.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Reading is Fun-damental Edition

There's a meme going around called "Read a Fucking Book." Since it doesn't say "Read a Good Book" or "Read a Smart Book," I'm going to take it to mean read a book about fucking.

Here are my ...

Fargo & To the Limit (Air Date: 9/18/99)

Happy Splatterday, Mutants! Tonight we have a true cinematic masterpiece …and Fargo! 😋 Seriously if you haven’t seen To the Limit I definitely rec giving it a watch, and it is DEFINITELY wor...

JB's Beauty Secret & September Drive In Theater Line Up

Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! For this week’s Friday Fun we get a glimpse into how JB stays so darn sexxxy, and also what we’ve got coming up in September. I’m gonna try to match these up to th...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Library Edition

    The name "National Archives" doesn't normally inspire fear in the hearts of men, but when I was researching my most recent book, I spent several weeks in the Clinton Library...

Night of the Demons (Air Date: 9/1/90)

(Outro:4:51)

Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have another episode that lines up with the proper date…I get so giddy when that happens! 🥰👏👏

32 years ago on Sept 1, Night of ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Monty Python Edition

When Monty Python created one of the greatest production numbers in the history of film, "Every Sperm Is Sacred," little did they know that, 39 years later, legislatures in the United States would ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Hardbody Edition

I have a question about bewtocks.

     Hasn't it been a fitness and beauty goal for the past fifty years to firm up that butt? Isn't that what the Stairmaster does?

...

Geek Tawk: Blazed Blabbering with Andras Jones

Howdy, y’all! Today I’ve got a brand new ep of Geek Tawk for your listening pleasure, featuring the very rad Mr. Andras Jones, fresh from our Nightmare on Elm Street watchalong last week.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Collegiate Edition 2

A person who can be convinced to enroll in a college by a tv commercial is a person who probably shouldn't be going to college. 

The Fly & The Swarm (Air Date: 1/3/97)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight’s ep starts with a deep dive on condoms, and just goes *up* from there. 😉

Two frightfully fun flicks tonight, including The Fly, which he c...

Friday Fun AND Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day

I figured I’d combine ‘em instead of blowing up your notifications. 😉

This is a lil clip that didn’t make it into the Boggy Creek vid I posted on YT a while back. It was o...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: U-Haul Edition

    Folks in Texas have said to me, "I can't stand it here, I'm moving to California." And folks in California have said to me, "I can't stand it here, I'm moving to Texas." In ...

Dirty Laundry, Tiffany Jones, Julia & Glitch (Air Date: 8/25/89)

(Intro: 1:30, Outro: 5:03)

Happy Humpday, Homies! Tonight’s Drive-In Theater has me very intrigued. I want to find out what  “VCR Overnight” means, and I MUST watch all these movie...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Reality Check Edition

     We're always being told how many "friends" we have, how many “likes" we have, how many "followers" we have, but we would all have better personalities if the online ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Horoscope Edition.

    According to my horoscope, today is "a good day to reflect on creativity in all its forms."

     Fuck you.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Grocery Store Edition

    For about three million years, my grocery store gave out free bags.
     I realize that the bag wasn't free. I realize that the price of the
bag w...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Ukraine Edition

People with strong opinions about the Ukraine war are inversely acquainted with a) war, b) the logistics of war, and c) the wisdom to know that "winning" is impossible.

Sinbad and The Eye of the Tiger & Clash of the Titans (Air Date: 3/27/99)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals, and welcome to Harryhausen night!! Not only do we get to watch these two total classics from the stop-motion master, but we also get a rare visit from the OG Ernie!...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Top Secret Edition

    People keep demanding to know what's in the documents the FBI took out of Trump's house, and why the judge let the prosecutor have em.

     Listen ...

JBB Radio

Happy Frightday, fiends! For your Friday Fun today we have another edition of JBB Radio, where he covers such hot button issues as Milli Vanilli, Child's Play 2, and becoming a priest.

Enjoy ...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Twitter Edition

To all the cold hearts on Twitter who think the excruciatingly painful death of Anne Heche is some kind of "lesson" about "choice" . . . Yes, I agree with you. It's a lesson about how healthy peopl...