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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 6th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More #BatmanDoom winners! The magic of SOUL FOOD! And, ground-breaking GLOBAL PENIS news! 

2023-04-06 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 5th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL!  

2023-04-05 07:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post

A message from STEVE ASHTON

We love you, Steve.

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 4th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another virtual show due to STUPID COVID! It's a TV Tunes DOUBLE-SHOT! More BATMAN winners! And, do RATS make great pets?! HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY!

2023-04-04 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Coors-icles!

The frosty goodness of Coors in a POPSICLE!?

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 3rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a cool, refreshing MUNCHIN' MONDAY! An update on Steve Ashton! The trials of SPRING BREAK! And, Reason No. 203 why Ralph needs to win the lottery!

2023-04-03 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: March 31st ... 2021!

Set the "Wayback Machine" for today ... TWO YEARS AGO!

TRR FLASHBACK: March 30th ... 2020!

What was happening on this day ... three years ago?!

A message from Ralph & Olivia!

We're extending our "Daddy/Daughter Spring Break Road Trip" an extra day, so there will be no new show on Friday.

See you all on Monday with a new TRR!

LMB!!!!

-R&O

2023-03-29 22:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: March 29th ... 2019!

TRR FLASHBACK: March 28th ... 2019!

To Steve with LOVE ...

Thanks to everyone who sent in their video "get-well cards" to Steve Ashton.

We stitched together as many as we could* and sent them to Steve.

(*Apologies to anyone we didn't include.)<...

TRR FLASHBACK: March 27th ... 2019!

Ralph is spending some time with his kid during her spring break!

So, today, we ask the question ...

What was happening on this day ... four years ago?

2023-03-27 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

LET'S HELP STEVE ASHTON!

We're doing a very special RALPH-FFLE of Eddie's sketch of our beloved STEVE ASHTON! 

The proceeds will go to help cover medical and living expenses for Steve and his da...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 24th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A salute to WOMEN FILMMAKERS from the VIDEO VAULT! The newest episode of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, meet the new ROBOT DOCTOR that goes up your butt!

2023-03-24 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 23rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "The Ralph Court" is in session! Someone takes a shot at THE KING! (They better not miss.) And, the history of prostitution in NEVADA!

2023-03-23 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

LIVE watch party for the FOUR STAR GENERALS!

FOUR STAR GENERALS are invited to watch us record TRR LIVE!

Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We can dream about this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Let's face it, Woody Woodpecker SUCKS! And, HAPPY 92nd BIRTHDAY to the iconic WILLIAM SHATNER!

2023-03-22 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 21st, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We detect a TV TUNES TUESDAY! The day the world almost ENDED! An interview with DJ CUMMERBUND! And, SOFT vs CRUNCHY TACOS!

2023-03-21 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Colton Pence's award-winning movie!

As discussed on today's show, here's Colton's award winning film "South Dakota Jones and the Lost Temple of RR"!

2023-03-20 14:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Blind Beers!

Can Ralph tell the difference between Coors and REAL BEER when Eddie administers a blind taste-test?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 20th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON!

2023-03-20 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 17th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We wish you a HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! The GARMY raises money to support the next generation of STRONG WOMEN! Enjoy our Irish movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, you...

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Steve Ashton has a new BIONIC ARM! 

Well, that's what Eddie drew, anyway ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 16th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're joined by the lovely QUEEN J! A surprise THIRSTY THURSDAY taste test! Celebrities who pump gas up their butts! And, the GARMY shares their DATING HORROR STORIES!&...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 15th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got a noizy ONE-HIT WONDER! Tips for a Vegas BACHELOR PARTY! And ... Beware THE IDES OF MARCH!

2023-03-15 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Ain't no party like a FOUR STAR party!

Hey, you FOUR STAR GENERALS!

Come hang with us in the Batcave and watch us do our thing ... LIVE!

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)

It's this week's RALPH-FFLE!

You could win "RALPH vs COCAINE BEAR"!

Just make a donation to help support girls and young women by giving to GIRLS, INC.!

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