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The Simulacrum - Chapter 80 - Part 2

"I'll be—"

"Don't you dare just say 'I'll be right back' and leave me here with these two!" Josh cut me off before I could finish my sentence, and I couldn't help but groan in frus...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 80 - Part 1

Sword fighting in media always has a kind of primal charm to it. Arcing swings meeting in the air, sparks flying, and combatants gracefully stepping out of the way of incoming harm. The back and fo...

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Update

Hello, Dear Readers.

Just a bit of a heads-up: my publisher came back to me with the edited manuscript of the first volume. It's ready for publishing... except they want me to manually View Post

The Simulacrum - Chapter 79 - Part 3

"I finished the inspection," Sir Griffon declared with frankly unnecessary gravitas after making the rounds inside the small Purple Zone. "I've found no anomalies that could prevent the commencemen...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 79 - Part 2

"Make sure you stay safe."

"That's my line," my dear assistant deadpanned back at me as she straightened the XXL-sized coat strewn over my armor. For the record, I tried to buy one in a diffe...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 79 - Part 1

The morning commute to the school. It was one of those classic backdrop things that you couldn't help but take for granted after a while, like brushing your teeth before you go to bed. It was one o...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 78 - Part 3

"Good evening, Melinda."

"Welcome, future young master."

The braided maid greeted us the moment we entered the foyer of the Dracis mansion, and she held out her hands towards us. Josh l...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 78 - Part 2

The sword in my hands felt weightless and yet simultaneously heavy as a mountain as I slowly raised it over my head. My hands tensed, and the breath trapped in my chest burned like a bonfire. It on...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 78 - Part 1

"Morning!"

Angie's greeting practically exploded into my face the moment I opened my front door. It wasn't just her though; the rest of the gang was also behind her, including my girlfriends ...

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Volume 3 Extra 5: Duels are serious business

<<Author's note: This bit is slightly spoilerous for the $1 folks. Proceed with caution.>>


"I can't believe you did this…"

The deadpan yet at the same time scat...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 77 - Part 4

Cheap faux-Persian carpets, simple kit furniture, and some of the most garish bright yellow wallpaper in existence. As far as cheap motel rooms were concerned, this one was definitely one of the ta...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 77 - Part 3

"Do we really need snacks for an emergency meeting?"

I considered my question entirely reasonable, but I yet my girlfriends were looking at me like I was some kind of weird space-alien.

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 77 - Part 2

The last lesson of the day ended with the same unceremonious finality as it tended to do every day. The rain outside eased into a light drizzle sometime after lunch, and while things were relativel...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 77 - Part 1

"The weather forecast said it's going to rain all week," Josh noted absent-mindedly, and I responded with a similarly half-hearted grunt.

"I guess that means rooftop lunches are over for the ...

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Volume 3 Extra 4: Like, reports of my death have been totally exaggerated.

It was a quiet, unassuming morning inside the study of one Amadeus Endymonion, at least as far as the clock on the wall could be believed; peeking out through a window to check would've been a litt...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 76 - Part 4

"How?! How did you become so powerful so quickly!?"

"I'm not that powerful," I answered humbly, but apparently it wasn't satisfactory enough.

"Not that powerful my ass! I leave...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 76 - Part 3

After leaving the classroom, I quickly checked the location of the old badger, and to my surprise, I found him in an office on the ground floor instead of his usual hidey-hole in the School. Since ...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 76 - Part 2

"Morning."

My greeting sounded soulless even to myself, and Josh returned it with a lazy wave of his hand as I sat down at my desk. I was honestly feeling a little under the weather, and quit...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 76 - Part 1

Why did the island have so many French restaurants? No, seriously, there were about as many of them as there were secret underground bases and hideouts, which was… kind of a strange comparison, n...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 75 - Part 3

The face looking back at me in the bathroom mirror had definitely seen better days, but on the bright side, it was nowhere near as awful as I expected it to be. … Wait, that wasn't a silver linin...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 75 - Part 2

Moving a soul was tricky. That might've been the understatement of the century, but it wasn't untrue. Here's the thing: the giant metaphysical yarn balls I called 'souls' weren't just the intangibl...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 75 - Part 1

"Are you, like, sleepy or something?"

The question made me open a single eye and glance at the girl in the driver's seat. Honestly, this was one of those 'just how the hell did I get into thi...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 74 - Part 4

It was around half past eight in the evening when I reappeared in my living room without even bothering to announce my arrival. I didn't exactly need to either, as the only other person in the room...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 74 - Part 3

"Continue as you were," I said offhandedly, and the Fauns (plus Rinne) all nodded in unison and returned to their hand-eye coordination training with renewed vigor. That was, of course, still the c...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 74 - Part 2

"Your home is commendably inconspicuous," my slightly unwanted guest stated as we walked into the living room. I was about ninety percent sure it was a compliment, but I couldn't be sure. I had a h...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 74 - Part 1

"Leo! I think they're done!" my sister announced without looking away from the front window.

She, along with the tiny miko, was glued to it since the early morning, when the repair crew arriv...

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Final re-editing update

Hello, Dear Readers!

Pop the champagne, guys! I'm FINALLY done with the re-editing, and now I can return to writing new stuff again. It's been way, waaaaay more of a hassle than I could ever ...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 73 - Part 3

"Sister Penelope. Your conduct was… foolish."

Following the red knight's remark, the bare room housing the round-ish table descended into a tense silence. The four Entitled Knights seated a...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 73 - Part 2

"... In summary, today's date was a rather pleasurable experience. Four and a half out of five stars," Judy concluded on our way home from the restaurant. We originally planned to come home by car,...

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The Simulacrum - Chapter 73 - Part 1

"Here, let me show you again. First, you point one foot where you want to go, and then use the other like this to push against the ice, and presto! You're skating!"

To demonstrate, I kicked o...

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