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124 Scary World

Okay, so it actually took longer for March to read through several detailed psych profiles, including the persons habits and favourites foods and basically everything about them than I thought it w...

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123 "To know your Enemy"

With us flying overhead and Crawler running through the scenery below, I make sure to get March to arrange a pickup for Crawler at the edge of the city limits, so as to avoid causing a scene.

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122 Polite Conversation 2 Electric Boogaloo

"Nutcracker?" Lucy asks, sounding sceptical.

"Yup!~ Think about it, cracking is basically the same as breaking, so it's fittingly thematic, and you can get a dope ass costume, a lot like Marc...

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ok, I confused myself

I put a message out on discord about how I couldn't post yesterday, but apparently it did post, i guess, just without telling me for some reason, so... yeah...

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121 Happy Reunion 2 Electric Boogaloo

Northern Wyoming, July 5th, 01:47.

High up in the sky, a single decommissioned Bell UH-1 Iroquois helicopter, more commonly known as the 'Huey', a helicopter designed and mass produced during...

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120 You Win Some, You Lose Some

"So, Tiger, if that even is your real name, you aren't some creepy old dude who's been taking advantage of your projection's body to get freaky with me right?"

My question snaps Lucy out of h...

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119 Revelation (Minor edits and an edition to the A/N at the end)

Before I can even really react to the situation, Siberian's clawed hand cleaves through my body, bisecting me without any resistance whatsoever and sending my torso flying away from my legs.

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118 Ah... I see

"Tear. How was your hunt? I see you brought quite the hall." Jack's tone sounds light and casual as he greets me even though I'm certain he's aware of my intentions.

Still, that doesn't mean ...

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117 Charisma is the Best Stat

Standing in the small forest clearing, surrounded by rabbit corpses and a single adult deer, it doesn't take too long for Sibby to arrive, carrying a deer of her own in one hand while she uses her ...

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116 Precipice of Change

Northern Wyoming, July 4th, 23:32

Despite the speed at which we are moving as we run through the midnight forest, neither Sibby nor I make a sound, dashing through the trees and untamed wilds...

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115 Interlude: PHO but it's basically a recap episode

A/N: Ok, just wanna say, I think I may have overestimated Discord's ability to write my chapters for me, so while they did help a decent amount, I've still had to edit and add stuff anyway :(

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114 Interlude: Rachel 'String Theory' Parker

Looking frantically between all the flashing lights and monitors yelling out warnings, I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong.

Everything has been going fine for the last two years, ...

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113 Interlude: Rebecca Costa-Brown

There were times where Rebecca wondered if it was even worth the effort to keep her job.

Working as the Chief Director of the entire PRT is a stressful, painful thing, something that is all t...

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Omake: Lusia the Adventurer

A/N: Just wanted to say, but the next PHO chap is coming up. I would have already started it, but we have to wait for the losers that don't give me money to catch up first, so once I post chap 110,...

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112 Interlude: Clowning Around

"Kitsune. I wasn't expecting to see you so soon?" The new Director says with a questioning tone.

I suppose his confusion does make some sense. After all, I was only promoted to the leader of ...

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111 Read This Chap's A/N At Least, Please?

Columbus, outskirts of Georgia. April 15th, 08:30.

Leaning back on my parked bike, I look out over the ruins of a formerly proud city a small distance away and nod once to myself, a slight fe...

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110 This Mini Arc Has Gone On Way Too Long

A/N: Sorry for not uploading for three days, I'm not ill or anything, I'm just getting hella bored of this. Seriously, Fuck Columbus, I am never going to step foot in a Columbus ever, this is the s...

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109 Can't Think of a Title

Columbus, Georgia. April 11th, 16:09.

Sitting on the roof of a carefully chosen building, I try my best to distract myself by playing solitaire, but my mind is just too preoccupied by annoyan...

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108 Chess (Credit to Toyah99 for the idea)

Columbus, Georgia. April 10th, 14:20.

It ended up taking a couple of hours to track down all of the people Lucy needed to kill, though to be honest I might have marked too many people for her...

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107 Gotta Get That K/D Grind

Walking along the street, I tune out Bonesaw's ramblings as I focus on playing the part of bodyguard and ensuring that Bonesaw is never within five metres of Lucy, as she now apparently wants to be...

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106 Interlude: Lucy Darwick again! Cuz I think she's cool! :D

Columbus, Georgia. April 9th, 22:02.

The stars are beautiful to look at.

Especially from so high up, and there isn't a taller building than the one I chose to relax on.

This way, ...

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105 Interlude: Lucy Darwick 2 Electric Boogaloo

Columbus, Georgia. April 8th, 12:02.

Standing before the pile of Broken and mangled flesh and metal, the street around me reduced to a fine dust, I still only feel empty.

Giving the cor...

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104 IT'S ALIVEEEEEE!!!!

𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬, 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬.

After a short pause, the door in front of me is swung open to reveal a few spider bots staring at me with various implements of malicious intent ju...

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GAWD FUCK YES!!!

So, the artist I commissioned sent me his first sketch of Lusia and maybe it's because I've been picturing her in my head for 3 months now, but holy fuck I cannot contain my excitement for this!!!!...

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103 There Are Books Other Than The Art of War?

Columbus, Georgia. April 8th, 05:30.

It didn't actually take me that long to get to Siberian, but after following her around as she chases her candidate down, I ended up getting bored pretty ...

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Omake: Lusia the Hero

Ok, so. Lemme explain. A certain cretin by the name of Scarlet_Monarch posted an idea about Lusia being summoned as a Hero in the classic Isekai way, and the idea wouldn't leave my head, so I decid...

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102 A Glimpse of Something Greater

The area enters a strange sort of standoff with neither side moving.

Hundreds of them against a single me, yet they all know by now that if fighting breaks out that I will be the one to walk ...

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101 Happy Reunion

A/N: So I've got an artist working on a commission for Lusia in full Kakuja form, but it's £130 and while I can pay that, it's still a significant portion of my money so if any of y'all are willin...

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100 Interlude: Lucy 'Carrot' Darwick

A/N: Whoop whoop, one hundo baby!! Gonna make it extra depressing in celebration (:

Also, trying something new with this chapter by doing an interlude in 3rd person, mostly cuz writing depres...

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99 Do You Think Fish See Air Like We See Water?

Columbus, Georgia. April 7th, 15:57.

Looking down at the exhausted, handless woman covered in dirt and blood, I can't help but be a little disappointed that she's basically clocked out not ev...

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