Kevin the Bored

13 Cape Fight 2 Electric Boogaloo

"𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘱 people? You are a 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳, how can you stand there and act like you're a good person!?"

Redemption's voice is thick with contempt and an ...

12 Meeting Heroes 2 Electric Boogaloo

After my rather poor showing against Clay, I decided to take a break for a while so that I can get some exercise in.

To that end, I considered going to a gym, but I know that I don't look lik...

11 Cape Fight!

I suppose I'll be getting that cape fight sooner than expected then.

Standing before me is a giant thing that only loosely resembles a man.

It's standing at about 15 foot tall and it's ...

10 Second Night Out

After the boys have both gone to sleep, I leave the flat through the window with my 'cape bag' at a little past midnight.

Earlier today, James gave me an idea.

See, I haven't really had...

9 Meeting Heroes

My journey back to the flat unfortunately gets waylaid a few minutes later as I notice something in the near distance.

There is an open area at a crossroads in the street that is currently ra...

8 Shopping Trip

Only after getting Hailey's name and leaving did I remember the whole money situation, which meant I had to go back to grab all the cash I could find.

Thankfully, I was able to sneak past Hai...

7 Interlude: Hailey Finnegan

Guard duty is never fun, but I suppose that's fine, because at least it's safe, and I get paid either way.

Still, the company could at least be better, Quinten is the only one here that's any...

6 Making Friends Again

It barely takes me ten minutes of roof hopping to get to the supposed 'stash house'.

I've watched enough movies to know that simply barging in isn't a good idea, so I come to a stop on a buil...

5 Interesting Conversation

"Alright, we'll both get back while you're out, so just remember to lock the door behind you and we'll see you tonight!" James waves over his shoulder as he and Theo leave the flat early in the mor...

4 Breaking Tropes

So, crime.

How does one do crime?

More importantly, how does one make money doing crime?

Honestly, this is kinda new territory for me, the most illegal things I've done being pett...

3 Decisions decisions

If you asked Noah what it was like working for the PRT, he would tell you that he's just glad he was born in Ohio, because even if the job of being a PRT director was a massive headache most of the...

2 Dreamer

After a few more hours of driving I am starting to get tired.

I've already eaten Mark, though I only had his arms and legs, since his organs started rotting and were yucky, and I since I don'...

1 It Begins

You always dream about getting Powers.

In this world of Hero's, Villains and Monsters, that is an irrevocable truth.

There really aren't exceptions. Even just some random soulless busin...

Update

Hey Hey, sorry for the long absence, but I'm back now and with a new fic! It's probably gonna be a few days till I get it to 10 chapters, but by then it should kick off properly, as you may have no...

4 Bad chap :<

The next day, late in the evening Simon opens the door to my room, where I was hoping for a sudden inspiration for my plans.

"New job for ya. Cyclops thinks one of our depots has been comprom...

3 Wound Control

Inside of a boxing ring stand four people. One is a grown man with short black hair and casual cloths while the other three surrounding him are all young boys.

Clearly someone likes bullying ...

2 We all start somewhere

Even though I have spent so much time thinking and planning how to escape Karma, I still don't think it's something I will be able to do for a while yet.

Honestly, I don't even really have a ...

1 Humble Beginnings

The location was just a street away and all I could think was, it's nice to be alone for once.

Since a few years ago I had been looking forward to not having to be escorted for all of my jobs...

Next Work

Ok so, I was going to do a My Hero Academia fic next, but I was going to set it in England because I can't be arsed to come up with Japanese names again, but then I realised that I was not even goi...

119 The End

"You know this guy?" Hashirama asks to Minato who doesn't take his eyes off of me.

"Yeah, he's my best friend. He died a few months before I did."

People are now looking between Minato,...

118 Secret Ending 4

You know, it's really stupid to me that by just knowing the right hand signs anyone summoned by the Edo Tensei can simply dissolve the contract that gives the summoner control and just be immortal....

117 Secret Ending 3

After the second meteor fell I realised that I have probably been spending too much time with this and should end it.

Not that it is that urgent of a thing, I still have time after all, but I...

116 Secret Ending 2 Electric Boogaloo

After I stopped laughing I got back to my feet and took another moment to just take in my daughter.

"So, Hokage huh? That means you should be pretty string by now right? Well, I am currently ...

115 Secret Ending

My first thought is 'why the fuck am I under water?'.

Then the knowledge of my entire life is crammed into my mind in an instant and I remember everything.

Who I am, as well as the fact...

114 Epilogue Finale

The moment the words Sasuke Uchiha left the thing playing human's mouth I am moving.

Before anyone can react I am in front of it and grabbing it by it's throat to slam it into the ground.

113 Epilogue 4

So much has happened lately that sometime I wake up and forget all of my new responsibilities.

The responsibilities of the Hokage that is.

You see, my name is Hanari Senju and I am now ...

112 Epilogue 3

When Asuma-sensei said we would be doing joint training today I felt about the same as I have always felt about most things really.

It's all such a drag.

You know the problem with being...

111 Epilogue 2 Electric Boogaloo

"Have a good night Tsunade-sama, and thank you again for stepping in." Some Medic call out to me as I leave the hospital for the day.

He probably has a name, but I really just don't care enou...

110 I remember...

I still remember the day perfectly.

I could telly you every detail, even as they seemed so inconsequential at the time.

Even though I didn't properly understand what was happening.

109 It was fun

In the dark of the night, at the flat peak of a mountain, illuminated only by the faint burning light of a nearby forest fire, stand two men.

One man stands calmly, with his pink hair and lon...