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179 Ice Is Heavy, 916.7 kg/m3 (That's A Lot)

"Neat! Wanna fight to the death?~"

Qivittoq tilts his head in response to my question, and I can almost picture the quizzical look he wears under that hood of his.

"Vat? No. Why would I...

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178 First Steps Overseas

Nuuk, Greenland, January 1st, 14:12, 2009.

Turns out that to get to Greenland you have to fly to Keflavík in Iceland first and then get a flight to the capital of Greenland, Nu...

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177 SEXUUU!!! 2 Electric Boogaloo

A/N: READ THIS BEFORE SKIPPING!!! IT'S IMPORTANT FOR PLOT!

I'm well aware some of you don't like smut, but the first 400-ish words are semi-important, or at least relevant for plot, I'll put ...

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176 Striking A Deal

The walk through Toybox was an interesting one. The building seems to spit in the face of conventional physics at every opportunity it gets.

I walked through several corridors that were defin...

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1 A Legend Never Dies

"Every enemy I have respected, is now dead. Which is why.. I can only apologise for respecting you so much."

The words feel so distant, like a foggy memory in the muddy waters of my ...

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175 I Just Want To Talk

Some Desert, Nebraska, December 29th, 09:09.

I have discovered yet another issue that I simply forgot to think about.

See, I've been running around in this desert with my dog for at lea...

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174 Backtracking Cuz I Forgot A Thing

Louisville, Kentucky, December 29th, 04:27.

I used to think of myself, James and Chibi, maybe May too as something of a disjointed, messed up family, but after visiting the Vasil household, I...

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173 Interlude: Cherie Vasil 2 Electric Boogaloo

Walking into the main living room where the rest of her family is gathered, at least the powered ones, Cherie does her best to control her emotions.

Only Sam and her father can actually sense...

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172 Interlude: Cherie Vasil

Montreal, Canada, December 27th, 18:12.

ð˜‰ð˜°ð˜³ð˜ªð˜¯ð˜¨.

Inside of a multi-millionaire's mansion, hidden away on a small peninsula in the South-West of Montreal, a slim, attrac...

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171 Preparing to Make Friends

Driving a freshly stolen car from New York up to Montreal turned out to be a shorter trip than I expected it to be; maybe it's just because I was crossing the border to a different country, but I r...

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170 The End of Fate

I-5, Oregon, December 26th, 16:14.

"ð˜'ð˜·ð˜¦ ð˜¢ð˜¤ð˜¤ð˜¦ð˜±ð˜µð˜¦ð˜¥ ð˜®ð˜º ð˜°ð˜¸ð˜¯ ð˜ð˜¢ð˜µð˜¦, ð˜©ð˜¢ð˜·ð˜¦ ð˜ºð˜°ð˜¶ ð˜¢ð˜¤ð˜¤ð˜¦ð˜±ð˜µð˜¦ð˜¥ ð˜ºð...

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169 Interlude: Nice Christmas Poe

Oakland, California, December 24th, 19:47.

"-Listen, all I'm saying, is that if you ð˜¸ð˜¦ð˜³ð˜¦ sleeping with her-" "Which I'm not," "-right but if you ð˜¸ð˜¦ð˜³ð˜¦, then that would ...

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168 Interlude: I'm Having Too Much Fun With This

Oakland, California, December 20th, 12:21.

Inside of a spacious training room, the sounds impacts and thuds sound out continuously as a pair of woman fight inside of a ring.

Both of the...

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167 Interlude: Guess, Poe Subplot is Going Strong

Oakland, California, December 12th, 16:50.

As the early sun sets, a city of peace explodes into a sudden chaos.

In fourteen separate locations, groups of men and woman burst into a sudd...

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166 Interlude: Poe Poe Poe

Oakland, California, December 12th, 15:26.

Inside of a PRT meeting room, the city's five Heroes can be seen holding a meeting, including Poe, despite him being a member of the Guild and not t...

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165 Interlude: Poe 2 Electric boogaloo

Oakland, California, December 5th, 00:23.

It's been four days since he spoke with that strange woman Selene, and despite himself, he has taken her advice, keeping an eye out for this 'peripet...

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164 Interlude: Poe

Oakland, California, December 1st, 18:36.

Oakland is a shithole, or rather, it ð˜¸ð˜¢ð˜´ a shithole.

However, after nearly a decade of hard work, Poe is proud to say that Oakland is ...

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163 Twenty Questions (Gone Wrong!)

Shaking my photo of the supermarket, I take a moment to admire it. It looks like an album cover. Well, anything can look like an album cover, especially when in an abandoned genocide town.

Mo...

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162 Meeting a Tour Guide

Eagleton, Tennessee, November 28th, 17:33.

It is surprisingly difficult to find a good fanny-pack. It's almost like they're not fashionable or something.

But if I'm playing tourist, the...

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161 Unexpected Side-Quest

It's as I'm pulling into Albany with my new truck that I 'found' on the road and decided to 'borrow' for the sake of hiding all the little gremlin creatures that I captured.

I only got the sm...

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160 This is My Kingdom Come

There is no cry to arms or order given, the creatures around us simply burst into motion at the same instant, each of them screaming a foul rage as they charge us down, frothing at the mouth.

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159 Meeting a King (Briefly)

Ellisburg, New York, November 25th, 05:46.

How long even is a power nap supposed to be anyway? I only really sleep once a week, or after sex anyway, so it's not like I take naps, and I usuall...

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HxH: Authority

So, I've had a few people asking me about what I'll be doing after the current fic, and I just got randomly motivated to write this one-shot, so here's a peak at one of the ideas I have.

It's...

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158 Ramifications

Boston, Massachusetts, November 24th, 20:08.

Whistling a jaunty tune as I walk through the streets of Boston even as smoke and fire rise to the sky behind me, I can't help but feel glad for F...

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157 Rapture

Bursting out from another explosion of blue, I crash into a barrier, as it seems that only my claws can break through them in any reasonable amount of time.

But before I can do so, my body is...

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156 Fifth Comes Death.

A/N:....I might have gotten a bit carried away... I was listening to anime fight music...

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I don't even get to finish admiring the scenery of pandemonium before a man in white robes s...

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155 Holiday Plans

A/N: for those that already read it before the edit, I forgot a line, it's only one line, but it's like the cool one liners in movies, so it's semi-important. It's right at the end, so without spoi...

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154 Interlude: Everyone Loves Clowns

Boston, Massachusetts, November 17th, 16:09.

Accord likes things to be in order.

Though, many would likely consider that to be a vast underestimation. Because Accord does not just like ...

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153 Walpurgis Banquet 2 Electric Boogaloo

"Ok then!" I exclaim as I take a gavel out from my pocket that I stole from some judge for the exact purpose of banging it on the table right now, after which I just carelessly throw it out of the ...

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152 Walpurgis Banquet

A/N: I'll add a map, so don't worry about remembering who's where.

Also, I can't figure out how to make the images smaller so... sorry I guess

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Olympic Mountains, Washingt...

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