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151 Prep 2 Electric Boogaloo

New York, New York, November 11th, 15:37.

Uppercrust is a businessman.

As such, he finds few greater joys than watching a business deal come to fruition.

Eight months ago, a half ...

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150 Party for One

Columbus, Ohio, September 30th, 12:05.

You know, I don't know on what day I was born.

We never really 𝘥𝘪𝘥 birthdays. I don't think I've celebrated my own since I was seven. Mom...

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149 The Final Piece of the Puzzle

Detroit, Michigan, September 15th, 19:59.

Since my mysterious new potential hire wanted to meet in Detroit, I ended up passing by Columbus and decided to stay a day, check in on the kids, as ...

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Just realised that I forgot to actually post this here lol

The art is technically not completely accurate. It has her Ukaku/wings (which is mostly right), her koukaku/arms (which is accurate) and her Bikaku/tail (which is also accurate) but it's missing he...

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148 Bumping Into a Hebert

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, September 13th, 17:34.

I am annoyed.

We had to wait two days just for Elle, or Labyrinth, as she is apparently known with her costume on, to be having a 'good ...

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147 Permission Slip 2 Electric Boogaloo

The mood in the office is a strange mix of tense and relaxed. Tense because Faultline and her crew are tense, and relaxed because Mimi and I don't give a shit.

Seeing as she doesn't seem to b...

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142 SEXUUU!!!

A/N: This takes place after 141, right after Butcher and Lusia fight and ignore heroes. Imma change chapter titles to fit it

100 words in: This is so fucking embarrassing to write, I will nev...

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145 Conspiracies

When we enter the office, the first thing I find myself doing is comparing it to Uppercrust's, and I find it lacking.

Not that it's a bad office or anything, in fact, it's actually very good....

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144 The Palanquin

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, September 11th, 14:57.

The rumble of my car echoes down the street as we come to a screeching halt. The heroes are clearly already aware that I'm here, so there's no...

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143 Overdue Exit

Staten Island, New York, September 11th, 09:11.

Once more, I may have gotten slightly carried away again.

I can hardly be blamed though, from the kinky sex with Clara to the 𝘪𝘯...

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146 Interlude: PRT Database

A/N: so I was just doing this for fun to pass the time, but then it got to 800 words and I decided fuck it, I'll just get some more people in here and make it into a chapter. Also, I was gonna do a...

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141 Growing Up, Life Loses it's Magic

The warehouse door opens with a bang, and I look up, down? At the door from where I am hanging by my ribbons, upside-down in the centre of the room, using another, thinner ribbon to play a game of ...

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Update!

So I started writing a chapter, but then I got distracted and ended up writing a whole other chapter, but for the sake of like, one line being canonically accurate, I don't want to post it until I ...

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140 Surprise Visit 2 Electric Boogaloo

Walking into the building, I see a rager of a party going on in the large open room. There's a disco light set up and everything, with smoke machines and strobe lights. That's without even mentioni...

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139 Surprise Visit

New York, New York, August 21st, 20:12.

Okay, so I might have gotten carried away a little bit.

This was only supposed to be a short stop before I drop Mimi off at Brockton, but now it'...

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138 Interlude: Time Goes On

Columbus, Ohio, July 27th, 16:16.

Inside of a meeting a casual room, with dim lighting, comfortable couches and even a pair of large TVs, each hooked up to various gaming consoles, a group of...

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Omake: Lusia the Adventurer 2 Electric Boogaloo

In the gardens behind the Lancilia branch of the Guild, there is a large, open area that is empty of all greenery, instead being a simple ring of dirt, with benches surrounding it like a poor man's...

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137 Is It Not Enough To Simply Try?

Sneaking my way into Clara's apartment was almost laughably easy.

It helps that I can be insanely quiet when I want to, for example, at this point I could jump of off a skyscraper and land on...

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136 Money Money Money

"Road trip?" Hearing the dull, if slightly inquisitive voice, I turn to my right, coming face to face with Mimi, the burn scars in the shape of cigarette burns marring her face just as prominent as...

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135 Interlude: Laura 'Battery' Clark

A/N: This idea lodged itself into my brain and wouldn't leave, I won't apologise.

Also, it's never stated where Brockton Bay is, but the theories I could find put it as most likely either rep...

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134 Busy Bee

"Do you have to go?"

Patting her head, I answer Riley's question honestly.

"Nope,~ it's just my nature. I don't have to go, but at the same time, I can't stay."

We're standing out...

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133 Drugs?

Turns out, bringing a small child into a very active night club gets you some very interesting looks.

Doubly so since literally everyone knows that it's a front for James' gang. My eyes drift...

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132 Setting up a Playdate

Columbus, Ohio, July 19th, 18:31.

"-with that we can fully confirm that yes, Dragon, with the help of a Tinker who goes by Negante, has finished development of a cure for HIV, and that mass p...

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131 Interlude: Joker

Columbus, Ohio, July 12th, 20:23.

Entering the city, Catelyn can't help the feeling of heebie-jeebies settling in her gut as she watches the streets pass by.

Jumping slightly, she is st...

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130 Curious

Huy, Belgium, July 6th, 17:30.

Looking down from her drone's camera at the desolate wasteland below, Dragon mentally lets out a sigh.

Without already knowing it, when looking at this si...

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129 Interlude: Ned

Ned is a simple man.

He has simple desires, simple drives.

He just wants to hurt, to suffer, to feel that 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘦 feeling of pain.

Only through pain can he grow. ...

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128 The First Endbringer

For obvious reasons, I can't exactly read Dragon's robot like I can a person, so I have no idea if she's secretly judging us or if she's genuinely just a nice person, but she doesn't show any avers...

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127 Awww shit, here we go again 2 Electric Boogaloo

An Endbringer has shown up somewhere.

They aren't the 'an Endbringer is here' sirens, so it isn't nearby, they're just the 'an Endbringer has shown up somewhere' sirens.

They mostly exi...

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126 The Strongest Hero

Owwwwwww.

I may be used to pain, but that doesn't mean it doesn't still hurt, I can just ignore it.

Still, being melted and crushed and having my very body Break down is a whole differe...

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125 Interlude: Alexandria 2 Electric Boogaloo

South of Yakama, Washington, July 5th, 06:52.


Sitting in the back of the armoured tra...

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