The Grand Vault exists in a pocket dimension with about 71 different entry points throughout the galaxy. They are sealed from the public to prevent conflict erupting due to SCWs (Shoulda Coulda Wou...
2021-06-11 05:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you lost the patron role on the Val and Isaac Discord, try disconnecting and reconnecting your Discord and Patreon. If that doesn't give you the role back, DM me on Discord and I'll give you the...
2021-06-07 16:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Against all odds, Dread defeated 15 year-old Xam Xwilkins and won the championship. Xwilkins was never seen again in card battle tournaments. Some say the shame of losing made him quit the game ent...
2021-06-05 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dread actually likes going through laser hallways in a cool showy way, but she's not in the mood right now after Zuri reminded her of the one time she went to improv class.
2021-06-01 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dread actually did went to improv class once. Nothing cool happened, she was terrible at it, and she hates that Zuri reminded her of that embarassing chapter of her life.
2021-05-30 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Jaromir and his wife went to Chill Times Beach Planet for the Lava/Beach Festival, celebrating the unity between the Lava People and the Chill Times Beach People. Jaromir had an allergic reaction t...
2021-05-27 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I completely forgot that today is Towel Day (depending on your time zone) and doodled this! Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my biggest inspirations so I felt that I had to celebrate in some way, espec...
2021-05-26 06:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post
They don't play wizard tennis, they just play normal tennis. And Isaac doesn't go to a wizard cheese club, it's just a normal cheese club. Sometimes wizards do non-wizard things and there's no sham...
2021-05-21 08:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Dread hid the keycard in her hat because she knows Zuri's gonna be rooting around trying to steal it. She also planted explosive mines in her hat just in case Zuri tries to reach there.
2021-05-18 08:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Dread can shapeshift her nerves around her body to avoid nerve grips. It feels really gross and she doesn't like to do it because shifting back is really hard so she just feels numb in some p...
2021-05-15 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey apparently there's a glitch that takes away discord roles from patrons, so if you're a patron who lost their discord role, message me on discord and I'll give you the role!
2021-05-12 13:44:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Dread hates having to shapeshift that weird bulbous thing that looks like a head because nobody will explain what it does. It seems to be a weird cultural thing to keep it vague to offworlders.
2021-05-12 08:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Meral Nerve Grip is one of Zuri's many last-resort moves for when seduction fails. Others include:
Keeper: The other day I spent 5 extra minutes on my lunch break.
Zuri: Quite the renegade, aren't you?
Keeper: My superiors don't limit my lunch breaks, but I promised myself I won't sp...
2021-05-06 08:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Zuri finds it helpful to not wear her contant lenses when trying to seduce someone she's not really into. Though, it sometimes add certain complications.
2021-05-03 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Vox Whales have been hunted nearly to extinction for their larynx. Many activists have protested the practice, but they remain largely ignored. It was finally declared illegal when Folzo Foris, a G...
2021-04-26 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Dread has a move where she turns into a chair and when someone sits on her she would break their spine (if they have spines). She also has a move where she would bludgeon someone with a jeste...
2021-04-23 17:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This technique can also be used to:
"Babe, can you make a program that'll mask my sentience?"
"Why, are you trying to commit tax fraud?"
"Whattt?? pshh noo whaaat are you talking about tax fraud I don't even know what that is i...
Hunter's idea of college is based on seeing an old TV ad where people are playing hacky sack on campus and he wants to attend just so he can do that one day. Garla doesn't tell him that he could ju...
2021-04-13 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Dread's pinky finger is a normal pinky finger, but she's figured out six different ways to use it as a weapon. They're not very efficient, nor are they that impressive, but it's still worth i...
2021-04-11 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"Now the detector is saying 'haha forget about the banana thing. this guy's cool let him in' along with a smiley emoji."
2021-04-07 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Garla bought a bootleg Atmos Skypack with a fake serial number, but it stopped working when the new updates rolled in. Garla knew not to leave the auto-updater on, but she really wanted the Skypack...
2021-04-05 03:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
That was also Isaac's reaction when Minnow first showed him a card trick. It took Isaac five hours to finally master it (as in, not explaining the trick to the audience while he's doing the trick.)...
2021-04-03 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Modern Day Space Dread still has the same issues, but she got better at hiding it. Her motto is "If you look cool enough, then even your mistakes look cool and intentional."
She once slipped ...
2021-04-02 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Kraig once had the idea of adding a milk dispenser to baby Mel's thumb so that she can drink through it, but Liam decided against it cause it might encourage her thumb-sucking habit. Years later, M...
2021-03-31 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Cyber Angel Space Dread!
(Commissioned by John Beattie)
2021-03-28 06:59:23 +0000 UTC View Post
