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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 03

CLASSIFIED 03: BODYCAM

(GCN music)

VICKI VALE: This is a GCN Special Report. I’m Vicki Vale.

JACK RYDER: And I’m Jack Ryder. Two explosions rocked Gotham City’s Ea...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 02

CLASSIFIED 02: INTERVIEW

GORDON: Alright Harvey. Let’s start with why you’re here.

HARVEY: It ain’t as safe as it used to be. (coin flip)

GORDON: And whose fault i...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 015

CRANE: ENTRY 015

CRANE: Disconcerting. It would seem that I have been beaten to the punch. Police are unconscious. Alive, but out. Dammit. Who would want to get the drop on – oof!...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 014

CRANE: ENTRY 014

CRANE: This isn’t fair. I don’t know why I was expecting it to be, but this isn’t fair. This riddle clearly has two answers. Ace Chemicals, or the Monarch Pla...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0135a

TRS - Casefile #0135a (Salt)

???: Mr. Nygma. You have very spirited friends. 

EDWARD: I can’t imagine who they get that from. 

???: Amusing, Mr. Nygma. But I...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 013

CRANE: ENTRY 013 

(club noise)

SALVATORE: So then I says, “if he’s so tough, why ain’t he got a head no more, huh?” (laughs)

(female laughter)

SALVATO...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 012

CRANE: ENTRY 012

CRANE: I found another recording behind Draper’s ‘The Lament for Icarus’. 

???: Do you think yourself a god, Dr. Crane? Do you not bleed? Edward do...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 011

CRANE: ENTRY 011

CRANE: (wheezing) Well, this is – admittedly – not the way I wanted it to end. (coughing) (dinging noise) Worth a shot. One. Eight. Two. Zero. (rumbling of a do...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 010

CRANE: ENTRY 010

(creaking floorboards as he walks)

CRANE: Anybody home? Hello? If you’re trying to intimidate me, you will have to try much, much harder than that. You ther...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 009

CRANE: ENTRY 009

(beeping of a phone number being dialed; ringing; picks up)

LIBRARIAN: Gotham City Public Library.

CRANE: Well hello there. I was wondering if I could i...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 008

ENTRY: CRANE 008  

CRANE: I don’t know how much safer I feel in the light. But one must adhere to the posted hours of the Public Library. Now these books are all of a similar...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 007

ENTRY: CRANE 007  

CRANE: Well here we are. Cavalier Shipping Depot.

STRANGER: Excuse me. Can I help you with somethin’?

CRANE: Now I just have to get inside… View Post

Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 006

ENTRY: CRANE 006

CRANE: Above all else, I am no Riddler. I have often found riddles a waste of a sane man’s time. However, with no alternatives, I’m forced to wade through the m...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 001

CLASSIFIED 001: BODYCAM  

BULLOCK: Yo, Rieger. Bag this, get it outta here. 

GORDON: Ah, what a damn mess.

BULLOCK: Runnin’ ballistics. Examiner’s “caugh...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 005

ENTRY: CRANE 005

CRANE: I have returned from the Monarch Theatre. This was waiting for me in the box office.

???: Say it, Edward. Just like we rehearsed.

EDWARD: (breath...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 004

ENTRY: CRANE 004

A sincere thank you to those who alerted me as to the presence of the police outside my abode. I can only assume they’re waiting at my office at Arkham as well, a...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 003

ENTRY: CRANE 003

Something is wrong here. Very troubling. Has anyone noticed that Edward Nygma’s latest posts are a little… on the nose? The man has an acerbic personality at th...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 002

ENTRY: CRANE 002

There are several methods one could utilize when introducing a weaponized toxin to a human subject. Today we will disregard the use of solid forms as this method wo...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 001

ENTRY: CRANE 001

While often considered irrational, fear is a necessity in order to survive. However, to control fear, one must first understand fear. Webster’s Dictionary describ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0135

TRS - Casefile #0135

EDWARD: So many more messages to come home to! Well – lucky, lucky me! Alright, my adoring fans. Let’s see what you have to say to the Riddler. Anon...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0134

TRS - Casefile #0134

EDWARD: No, I don’t know what it means. It’s just numbers. No, I don’t know how it got there. Oh shit, it’s… (clears throat) Good evening, one and all...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0133

TRS - Casefile #0133

EDWARD: So I just… and now it’s… it’s recording. Yes, yes, thank you, Echo. Query, Query – whichever. Hello there – adoring public! It’s your favo...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0132

TRS - Casefile #0132


EDWARD: Every once in a while, I take it upon myself to help the strugglers of the world muddle their way through some quote unquote difficult riddles. Cons...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0131

  

TRS - Casefile #0131

EDWARD: Jordenmendes says: I need your opinion on this one. What’s a trait someone could have that could make them weak? Now don’...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0130

TRS - Casefile #0130

EDWARD: Dear listeners, it is time for a small clearing house, I think. Occasionally, I receive several questions that touch upon similar themes. In the interes...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0129

TRS - Casefile #0129

EDWARD: realityhelix asks: Salutations, Riddler! Since your choice of vocation tends to put you in danger of physical injury, have you ever set your min...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0128

TRS - Casefile #0128

EDWARD: artists-asylum asked: What is it like to kill? Your fellow rogues seem to range from cold detachment to actively enjoying it. So how do you feel...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0127

TRS - Casefile #0127 

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What’s your take on mind control, hypnosis? Have you ever used it? What do you think of people who do use it, like Jervi...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0126

TRS - Casefile #0126

EDWARD: Before I answer this question, I would very much like to apologise. Due to a clerical error, I have lost the username of the person who posed this quest...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0125

TRS - Casefile #0125

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Fuck, marry, kill: The Gotham City Sirens. Which one is which?

and

...

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