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BONUS EPISODE: Goose-Involved Shooting (with Jesse Black)

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black is back to talk about some of the first fish to ever do it (be a fish), plus: Lucy finally gets to the bottom of what is the deal with airline food.

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EPISODE 269: Searching For Pizza Man

In this intimate episode, Andrew and Ben bring you: Bug's Gourds, another instalment of Cousin Shit, a scam from high up in orbit, and a chimp-based pizza marketing exercise.

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BONUS EPISODE: Between The Cat Abattoir And The Turd Distillery

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A mystery smell hovering over and throughout Salt Lake City, and a warning about the hidden dangers of the high five.

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EPISODE 268: Nothing But Wet

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The preponderance of American UFO belief, rejected plates of the California DMV c. 2015, gorilla-chimp friendship research, and an awful man scamming gun buyback mo...

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Live show! For real this time!

After however many fucken years we've been doing this, we're finally doing our first ever live show, and where else to hold a podcast live show than beautiful Gympie, Queensland.


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BONUS EPISODE: A PhD In Driving Around With A Hyundai Full Of Guns

Theo and Ben bring you: Door idioms of the world, leveraging your car crimes into gun heists, the importance of overpass signage, funnelling charity money into a dragon that doesn't exist, and hand...

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EPISODE 267: One to Two Inches of Disappointment (Feat. Ruby Innes)

The wonderful Ruby Innes is back to talk to Lucy and Andrew about the world of Fleshlight reviews, a man with too many or not enough fish tanks, and an update on Australia's thriving Abuse Diner in...

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BONUS EPISODE: The New Jersey Workplace Commission Weed Lenser

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three crimes of the happy hour raccoon lady, the man who walks through trains, yurt culture, a clerical crematorium mix-up, and New Jersey's professional weed sn...

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EPISODE 266: A Dozen Pissing Bints

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at the social and economic impacts of the stag and hen do industries, plus a fresh, modern take on the Great American Hall of Name.

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EXTENDED EDITION: The Theo Philes V - To Mr and Mrs Greenland, a Son, The Iceman / La Petite Ättestupa

It's a Peter Jackson-style extended edition of a classic Theo Philes episode, with another story thrown in bridging the gap between the stories in the original. The new stuff kicks off from around ...

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EPISODE 265: The Two Slur-Based Softball Games Of The Upper Peninsula Giant Mushroom Cult

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A happy hour raccoon make-out session, a surprising tradition in the UP's largest mushroom cult, a mysterious case of missing petrol, a Dutch hurling expert, ...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Prophecies Of Lobsterdamus

A tiger lost, a tiger found, how to immobilise an elephant, Maine's fortune-telling lobster, a Wet Dome update, and the high cost of pine nuts.

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EPISODE 264: September Is National Cannelloni Month

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Over 100 unwelcome baptisms, several parachuting safety violations, one unfunny husband, zero stolen cannolis, and three hopeful septuagenarians. 

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BONUS EPISODE: A Second Octopus Has Hit The Fisherman’s Wife

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 80 missing signs in North Carolina, one Dutchman in a paraglider, two monkey-adjacent predicaments, and one phone call to the Army about a weird rock.

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EPISODE 263: Horsed To The Gills

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you a more detailed look at the elite squads trained to deal with zoo mishaps, plus: one of recent history's most expensive horse mistakes.

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BONUS EPISODE: Say Goodbye To Your Trout: Or, Cucked Into Grunter Mode

In this week's bonus episode it's: How to handle a total zoo escape, finding balance on the cuck-poly spectrum, unrelated bus dewheelings, and a freshman zapped.

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EPISODE 262: The Michigan Thumb Coast Conch Honking Jubilee

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A regional event on the Thumb Coast that has something for everyone, continuing strife with Kia and Hyundai, an accidental gun delivery, school policy regression, and...

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BONUS EPISODE: Apex Scammer

Theo and Andrew are here with an update on the house scammer from bonus episode The Slaughter Protocol. They also investigate spiritual scams, and discover that it's hard to make your way to heaven...

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EPISODE 261: Steal A Kia Sorento Challenge 2022

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A short and sweet Poll Report (not including the theme), a new kind of viral car crime, a New Hampshire-based Doofwagon, and a Nick Skitz update.


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BONUS EPISODE: The Slaughter Protocol

In this week's bonus: A perfectly convenient scam, a mysterious pile of dirt, the introduction of the deaths-only RIPing Report, a Dutchman's paragliding misadventures in Austria, and the Kent Slau...

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EPISODE 260: To Can A Man

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A 2002 Ford Explorer with a man in it, the perpetual failure of Tesla's self-driving cars, and Domino's Pizza's failure to tackle the Italian market.

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BONUS EPISODE: Tactical Anti-Snake Personnel (with Jesse Black)

Fishman-of-the-show Jesse joins Lucy and Ben to talk about: Learning to live with bats, the only wild jaguar to no longer live in the United States, the climate-induced forced feminisation of sea t...

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EPISODE 259: Here Comes The Grunter (with Tom Walker)

Comedian, actor, gamer and lover Tom Walker joins Lucy and Ben to discuss: A man plagued by boners, an American town plagued by emus, a woman doing direct action by doing nothing, a high altitude d...

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BONUS EPISODE: Beef Insider

Oops! All meat episode. Theo, Andrew and Ben bring to you: A resolution to North Bay, Ontario's disturbing meat crisis, the end of a treasured pastime in the Netherlands, and a series of possibly c...

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EPISODE 258: To The Hair

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the Karen's Diner experience, a first-hand account from an oxygen-free brain, and a mobile IED that might mow your lawn. 

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BONUS EPISODE: This Guy Sucks (with Jesse Black)

Lucy is joined by marine biologist and ex-husband of the show Jesse to talk about some nasty little fish parasites, some filthy little worms, and, disgustingly, the awful people of the "child free"...

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EPISODE 257: Temple Of The Dogbert

Some 230ish episodes later we've resurrected world-famous Boonta Vista series The Dipshit Dossier to talk about cartoonist and genius Scott Adams, the inventor of Dilbert.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Only Living Rhino In Minnesota

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rogue camel in Minnesota, a lost bird in Alabama, a meat problem in Ontario, and a scam in cyberspace.

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EPISODE 256: Bocce For Cowboys

This week: Americans love blowing themselves up with fireworks almost as much as the Dutch do. Plus: A horseshoe-themed Great American Hall of Name, and a selfless act of strategic viral TikTok kin...

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BONUS EPISODE: Godfuckers Inc. 5 - The Fuckening (Feat. Ruby Innes)

Lucy and Andrew are joined by the beloved adult baby Ruby Innes to talk about barbed penises, breast names, animal bites, video...

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