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GUEST PODCAST: Feature Presentation 1 - Mouth Full of BORLFF

As a little bonus treat, it's an episode of a different podcast  entirely! This is an episode of friend of the show Phoebe Paradise's  podcast Don't Worry, It's Not Just You, talking abou...

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MAILBAG! Godfuckers Inc. Edition

It is time... for another episode of Godfuckers Inc. 

It's the series where Lucy and Andrew step down from the gutter into a slightly lower gutter and pose our perverted listeners' most ...

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BONUS EPISODE: Mayor Needs Wine

It's a rare and special thing: A Lucy and Theo episode! This week behind the Iron Paywall: More excellence in Queensland Mayorship, the influencer's dilemma, a threesome-powered cruise ship brawl, ...

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EPISODE 255: The Chilean Goodbye

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben give you: A Tipping Report, the return of the Boeing 737 MAX, two perfectly sound scams, an accident at the snake ranch, and going off grid with your Instagram famous raccoon....

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BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XI - A Man Named River / Welcome To Bean House

Theo and Ben bring you: The next generation of chiropractic wisdom, and a perfect reality TV show wasted on 19th century medical science.

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EPISODE 254: Chekhov's Really Large Knife

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the North American catalytic converter theft phenomenon, a three-state Great American Hall of Name, a mystery hole in the woods, and some content a...

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BONUS EPISODE: No Man Can Eat 40 Meatballs

Andrew and Ben bring you: The catalytic converter craze sweeping America, a Spaghetti Feed like you wouldn't believe, a classic dick brace video mistake, and dipping out from society.

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EPISODE 253: A Place To Put Some Herring (with Tom Walker)

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer and dear friend of the podcast Tom Walker to talk about Dutch annual fish rituals, a surprising amount of frogs in a surprising place, and a surprisi...

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BONUS EPISODE: Are You A Bad Enough Dude To Understand Tectonic Plates (with Jesse Black)

The podcast's resident marine biologist and best friend is back to tell Lucy and Ben all about some unpleasant ways that waterways have been ruined, and to provide some simple ways you too could ac...

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EPISODE 252: Three And A Half Tons Of Frozen Pies Outside Joliet, Illinois

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A Tipping Report, another local tale of crypto scam woe, an entirely harmless balloon, an empty Burger King, a wet angry pig, and an extremely harmful balloon.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Pipe Inspector Always Rings Twice

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A closer look at a Shipping Report story, a confluence of very American crimes, horses and pigs are empaths, a Dutch scandal revisited, and our first and only apolog...

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EPISODE 251: A Certified Boonta Vista Oofa Doofa Moment

This week: A freshwater fishing hall of fame Hall of Name, even more Morb Report, a 100% mirthless Shipping Report, and a fraught emoji exchange in Paging Dr Lucy.

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BONUS EPISODE: Learning To Live With Kevin

In what might well be our 500th episode, Lucy, Theo, and Ben discuss: A bison caught, a balloon pilot ejected, train tracks revealed, bodies unearthed, and puppets made available. Plus: The Morb Re...

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EPISODE 250: BoontaLab - Normal Now

It's our fifth birthday! We turn 5 today! Between the four of us that's 20 years of podcasting! Here's something a bit different. Welcome to BoontaLab.

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BONUS EPISODE: Wauconda Forever

Andrew and Ben present: An unfamiliar but not unpleasant taste of Australian politics, a cave concert mishap, bison history repeating, choosing the worst victim for your awful crime, and trying to ...

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EPISODE 249: Bean's Aphasia

This week it's: An Englishman's role in the Alien War, an Arkansan raccoon celebrity, the unsurprising consequences of muskox violence, a Dutch harassment computer, and the fall of the Mr Bean NFT ...

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CALLOUT: Birthday Episode

Theo and Lucy if you're reading this, fuck off.

Thank you.

It's me, Ben, from the podcast Boonta Vista. As all of us are well aware, next week will mark not only the 250th free numbered...

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BONUS EPISODE: A Fistful Of Swallows

The UN will shove bugs in your mouth in this, the introduction of Insanely Speaking. Plus: Leaving the plane early, a canoe-based mystery, and the most emotionally nuanced father-son bird-removal t...

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EPISODE 248: External Brewery Syndrome

Prepare to enter Britain's most 'gramworthy fingering pit as we introduce a new segment, plus: Inebriated deer, removable Dutch floors, dipping your child, and the Tipping Report.

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BONUS EPISODE: iPad Disease

This week on Binta Vosta: Lucy, Andrew and Ben talk solving the problem of phones once and for all, child driving crimes, adult driving crimes, the cruel reality of Śmigus-dyngus, cousin shit, and...

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EPISODE 247: Biblically Accurate Grimace (with Ruby Innes)

Lucy, Andrew and Ben are joined by Kotaku Australia's Ruby Innes to talk about: The original grimace, one day on the blotter in Nevada County, commitment-shy spiders, the sisterhood of the taxiderm...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Cousin Trap

Theo, Andrew, and Ben do a deep dive on some great ways to connect with your cousin over social media. Plus: An update on the mysterious turkey sub graffiti artist.

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Outro: Good Frid...

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EPISODE 246: Notoriously Non-Fatal Automotive Silliness (with Devon)

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Kill James Bond's Devon to talk about: A cyclist's struggle against a mystery liquid, what to do when you've befloured your friend, and a car for broads. Plus: A...

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BONUS EPISODE: Dyngus Day! At The Polish Nook

Lucy, Theo and Ben are here to discuss: Dyngus Day, one man's war against Dublin Airport, another man's war against FedEx airplanes, paying someone to name your baby, and a mystery creek foam.

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EPISODE: 245: Cube Is In The Heart (with Tom Walker)

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer, podcaster and circus strongman (the circus is his life) Tom Walker to discuss some collegiate American names and the latest and greatest in qua...

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BONUS EPISODE: Chiba City Dog Automat

It's a special Theo and Ben episode regarding: Wasting your life on one Spider-Man movie, ticket-clippers desecrating your loved one's remains, illegal dog leases, and an older, wiser Mystery Liqui...

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EPISODE 244: The Apex Predator Of Hot Air Balloons (with Liz Duck-Chong)

Theo and Andrew are joined by writer and woodstress Liz Duck-Chong to discuss: The world's best Elvis and a likely racist political candidate (same person), a classic hot air balloon mishap, and ge...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Occurring Of A Shapely Deer

In this week's bonus episode: A hot air balloon crash that's none of your business, illegal Dutch penis honey, the Tipping Report, the violation of a sacred promise, a compact SUV escapes a compact...

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MINISODE: The Campfire Benphase 4 - Postdiluvian Man

It's a campfireless Campfire Benphase about a strange thing happening during a strange thing. A lot of Brisbane-specific road talk too, if you like that sort of thing.

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Outro: Godspe...

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EPISODE 243: Bathtub Gazpacho

It's all hands on deck as we cover: Popular eating locations in the UK household, the absence of crimes in Arizona, the Lancashire poo jogger, and the limits of the midnight snack.

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