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BONUS EPISODE: If You See A Blue-Ringed Octopus On A Rock, Pick It Up Immediately And Take It To The Ocean, It WILL Die Without Your Assistance (with Jesse Black)

Lucy, Theo, and our resident marine biologist Jesse return to the bottom of the ocean to discuss octopi, octopuses, octopodes and octopussies.

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No free ep this week, some substitutions to tide you over until the weekend

The chumps on the free feed (or "normos") are getting the hitherto-unheard-by-them bonus episode The Theo Philes X: Deus Ex Mystery Snail / A Fuck For Every Shit, because I need a ...

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BONUS EPISODE: Michael Collins Journeys To The Bottom Of The Kola Superdeep Borehole

Theo, Andrew, and Ben look at: The unclean offing of a thumb, accidentally Rapture-proofing a corpse, high altitude Plane Madness, and a Texas edition of Great American Hall of Name.

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EPISODE 242: Through The Centre Of The Creek Flows The Lord's Milk (with Max Lavergne)

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by writer and goofabout Max Lavergne to talk about: the Wank Pod, a too-fast Dutchman, Mothman Returns, and the introduction of The Tipping Report.

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BONUS EPISODE: The 13th Leg

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A very unsafe safe, second-level scams in the NFT scamspace, a geographical Great American Hall of Name, an ominous baker's dozen of legs, and two different types of...

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EPISODE 241: The Billie Eilish Society For The Prevention of Cruelty To Animals

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery liquid demystified, occult practices in Rhode Island, the robot that tells you to calm down, an unexpected bullet, and romance.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes X - Deus Ex Mystery Snail / A Fuck For Every Shit

In this, the historic tenth installment of the Theo Philes, Theo and Ben explore: Introducing simple organisms to the mind-altering effects of Tool, and the universality of human experience as seen...

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EPISODE 240: Top 10 Places That Would Kill The Pope If He Received A High-Calibre Bullet Wound There

Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: An update on the mysterious Subway graffiti artist, National Feet Week, a hole for horses, an accidental pilot, pocket full of lizards, and a particularly british s...

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BONUS EPISODE: Cattle To The Mattle

We were gonna welch on the bonus episode this week thanks to the two hour free episode but as a very sincere thank you for the extraordinary amount of money you donated to our flood relief fundrais...

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LIVE EPISODE: To Serve Egg

It's a live episode! We're raising money for three different causes relating to the 2022 Queensland / NSW floods, you can donate / read the details here: boontavista.com/donate

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Callout: Pipe! Pipe!

If we're going to break the record for most Lead Pipes in a live stream tonight, we're gonna need some pipes. Either reply here or email us at mailbag@boontavista.com with the people or objects you...

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BOONTA VISTA CHARITY LIVE STREAM FLOOD RELIEF 2022 (NO BILLBOARD)

It's that time of the year again where we use all of our podcasting power to save Australia from imminent disaster through the power of livestreaming.  

Tonight at 7pm Brisbane time / 8p...

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BONUS EPISODE: Meerkat-Man War

Andrew, Theo, and Ben finally get a first-person account from one of the countless Americans that have climbed into a zoo enclosure. Plus: hurling meerkats at God, To Hunt Man, a slow meteor burns ...

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EPISODE 238: Thick With Weasels

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribula...

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BONUS EPISODE: Sorry We Imploded Your Dad (with Jesse Black)

Theo and Lucy are joined by water expert (?) and semi-permanent guest Jesse Black to talk about some deeply unfortunate thing that have happened at sea and in the sky. 

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EPISODE 237: Honk Honk, Honk Honk Honk Honk (with Demi Lardner)

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by award-winning comedian and awful little creature Demi Lardner to talk about one poorly executed almost crime, one mystery animal identified, and a type of miracl...

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BONUS EPISODE: Take Me To Sizzler

Theo, Lucy, and Andrew bring you: Explicable human remains in a watercourse, a terrifying moose ordeal, and an update on the scourge of laser strikes.

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EPISODE 236: Uso Veterinario Odyssey

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle: A uniquely Australian, uniquely shit NFT scam; a high stakes racing pigeon heist gone awry for a lack of creativity; and the all-time leaderboard for Dutch fertility ...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Amphibian Urge To Regenerate

Watch out, world, as Andrew, Theo, and Ben cast a razor sharp satirical and startlingly trenchant eye over: Giving love a second chance, porn-induced manslaughter, potato crime, American drivers, a...

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EPISODE 235: It Takes A Village Oaf

Andrew, Theo and Ben look at: A lovely home invader, the rejected number plates of Florida, state-sanctioned drunk driving, and the inscrutable motives of a man trying to nourish an infant.

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LIVE EPISODE: Beverly Schoolbillies

Recorded live on the internet, it's the show we were going to do in person but couldn't because of the Big C. In this episode: A Nebraskan Great American Hall of Name, the introduction of Regional ...

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EPISODE 234: Elevated To Smut (with Guy Montgomery)

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian and Worst Idea of all Time host Guy Montgomery for an installment of the Shipping Report, plus: Mysterious Dutch river skulls and the wanking Pompeii guy.

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BONUS EPISODE: Ocean Man 2 - I Found Myself Filled With Blood

Lucy and official ex-husband-of-the-show Jesse dive back into the Earth's inviting waters to explore one of maritime history's most unfortunate whoopsies. Plus: A look at how stupid smart people ar...

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Live show! Sort of! Not really! Sorry! It's all we've got!

To make up for having to eat shit over the live show this week we're doing a live stream on the weekend! It'll be a roughly 90 minute show live on our Twitch stream kicking off at 6pm Brisbane time...

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EPISODE 233: The G-String Of My Deceased Mother

Lucy, Theo and Ben get into: The infamous Pittsburgh toilet, Dutch hamsters sneaking covid into Hong Kong, a deeply unfortunate coffin swap, the limits of masturbation, and a man torn about selling...

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BONUS EPISODE: Dr Jack-Off And Mr Hides In The Bathroom And Says He Has Diarrhea

In this episode: An almost inscrutably American installment of the Hole Report, a man secretly stretching the limits of his penis, and the theorised existence of war dolphins.

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EPISODE 232: One Bigfoot Theory (with Monster Crazy)

Andrew and Ben are joined by Cameron and Kai from the new monsters-only podcast Monster Crazy to talk about, you guessed it: monsters. We go deep on regional cryptids, fuckable Universal Monsters, ...

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MAILBAG: Monster edition

Folks! We are having some fun guests on to discuss monsters!

Please hit us here or at mailbag@boontavista.com wi...

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BONUS EPISODE: Winnie The Pooh Syndrome

In this week's bonus episode: An on-the-ground look at why the Dutch light everything on fire at New Year's, a new round of ironic covid deaths, and a hedgehog that simply cannot stop becoming ball...

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EPISODE 231: Dutch Watch Inferno

We're back for another year, can you believe it. This week: We revisit the terrifying traditions of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands, the clones of the Queen (dead), and a rain of miracle fish in ...

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