A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting ...
2021-07-09 03:19:14 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week's bonus episode: A further look into the non-stop scamtacular that is the Quadrotracker, an update on the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, some news from our friends at Efteling, and th...
2021-07-04 04:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostThis week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.
2021-07-02 01:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Theo attempt to pick up the pieces after a catastrophic betrayal. Plus: a mini Theo Philes, an instalment of No Such Thing As A Tuna Sandwich, and a dubious listicle about Dutch charm. 2021-06-25 22:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A worthless device whose value in defrauding money from cops was priceless. A journey into the exciting world of modern-day cowboy names. An Indiana cryptid tale told by an unreliable narrator. And...
2021-06-17 14:25:50 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, an...
2021-06-15 04:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben bring you far, far too much Hole Report in an episode that will surely eventually be deliberately lost in a warehouse fire. Plus: a city rising from a lake, a cicada causing a...
2021-06-12 06:49:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political.
2021-06-10 23:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are ter...
2021-06-07 13:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: an update on the woman that fed those monkeys at the zoo, a story of the bond between wife and ex-wife, high-level scams for low-level airports, and aerospace R&...
2021-06-06 04:10:08 +0000 UTC View PostThis week: a college football edition of Great American Hall of Name, some airborne feminism, a cow who can see things beyond our ken, and (you guessed it) the Shipping Report.
2021-05-30 13:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode: Americans simply won't stop climbing into zoo enclosures or operating baffling private zoos. Plus: a classic Dutch "fake boulder situation", and the white hat hacker helping Walmar...
2021-05-27 14:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostNext week we'll be joined for a very special Paging Dr. Lucy by Brandy Jensen. Among other things, Brandy ...
2021-05-27 12:44:09 +0000 UTC View PostHaters said we would never, but here we are: our 200th episode sort of. We hear from some of our nearest and dearest friends, plus: Can humans ass-breathe? Is Criss Angel a saint? Were there any ma...
2021-05-23 01:55:20 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben do an update on the man who definitely doesn't own his pet tiger, and explore the diverse world of Australian shit cars, labor-inducing burgers, and gunfight-inducing Pokémon...
2021-05-20 13:37:18 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to believe it, but the podcast has yet another segment! Introducing: 'That's Right Rental, Innit?' Plus: the Poll Report returns a tale of man's hubris in his struggle against the animal ...
2021-05-16 09:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew and Ben are here to deliver the Shipping Report. Plus: infiltrating a high school to promote your Instagram, tiger crime, and a shockingly complete list of the kinds of animals we woul...
2021-05-12 11:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostSYDNEY FOLKS: Check out the special Star Wars themed Dragon Frie...
2021-05-09 13:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostWe lost Ben this week when we took him to the supermarket, so we got another Ben! Ben Russell from 2021-05-06 13:06:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben present: non-lethal encounters with lethal holes, a forbidden toilet, the main episode debut of The Shipping Report, and the Fresno Nightcrawler down under.
2021-05-02 03:04:24 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben explore the amazing power of The Secret in an episode about dogs at the wheel, turtles through the windshield, and beliefing yourself into a mansion wedding. Plus: the introdu...
2021-04-29 08:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Andrew and Riley are joined by Dan Boeckner of Operator...
2021-04-26 09:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Lucy are joined by the thriving girlboss co-creators of the television programme 'Why Are You Like This?' to talk about that one scene from Ghost Ship, drowning in cum, drinking cum, and...
2021-04-26 05:33:39 +0000 UTC View PostGreat(?) news everyone!
Andrew and Lucy have some special guests coming up - it's Naomi Higgins and Hum Mahbub, co-creators of the new Netflix/ABC comedy series 2021-04-23 04:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Will the ghost of your father help you bowl a perfect game? Is a free pretzel proof that COVID-19 has stopped ravaging America? How many coffee cups will one man throw on your lawn to exact his rev...
2021-04-22 13:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming to you from the US of A, the whole team tackles: the ghosts of Flight 401, the secretive death boner, chimps with human dicks, and the much-vaunted return of the Bad Tweet Round-Up.
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2021-04-18 03:08:17 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Andrew, and Ben are here to tell you about mysterious tunnels in suburban Illinois, the cruel censorship of the Place de Bitche, and the robot pizza delivery guys of our awful future.
2021-04-15 12:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostLive from the Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip! Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through the latest breakthroughs in mime science, some looming omens and portents in the Arctic, monkeys or...
2021-04-11 03:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben run you through the week's scams, the week's shipping news, and some cutting insight into what the teens are up to.
HEADS UP: If your audio is a bit screwy on this one y...
2021-04-08 06:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post