The Theo Philes are back baby, and in a big way! This episode: the US Army hiding underneath the ice in Greenland, and inventors being killed in the funniest, most tragic way an inventor can be kil...
2021-04-05 00:25:22 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben catch up on the Suez Canal news of the week via awful t-shirts. Plus: how not to burn your house down, and when not to mention how hot the criminal you sucked off was.
2021-04-01 10:39:22 +0000 UTC View PostStraight from 1996, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are here to discuss the out-of-control rhea problem in the UK, covid-induced robot sympathy, and the embarrassed nature of the sun bear.
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2021-03-28 01:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is here for a truly heinous episode of the podcast as we discuss taking your child into the elephant enclosure, America's ongoing renegade cow problem, and the nuances of straight men havi...
2021-03-25 11:23:29 +0000 UTC View PostWith the debut of American Psychosis from Andrew and Riley, it has us asking the question: where should additional sho...
2021-03-22 00:20:10 +0000 UTC View PostHuge content warning for discussion of sexual assault on this one.
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Lucy, Andrew, and Theo talk through a wide range of awful responses to Australia's most recent grim moment o...
2021-03-21 09:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley are back with a brand new series about the lasting cultural impact of September 11. In the first episode they introduce the show and discuss Oliver Sto...
2021-03-21 05:12:12 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben are here in the magical imaginarium where Ford Falcons are made. Due to a clerical error this entire episode is about cruise ship listicles. Sorry. Sorry everyone.
2021-03-18 10:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Great news everyone, Branson Reece has drawn us a wonderful sexy Bigfoot, 2021-03-15 11:58:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo, Andrew, and Ben are three horrible little worms looking at self-decapitating slugs, the Swiss answer to the Biocharger NG, drunk driving, and beanbathing for charity.
2021-03-14 09:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostChewed up and spat out by the wheel of samsara, we're all here to look at Taco Bell NFTs, flights grounded by cats, getting sucked off by Pacman, and a deep-dive on the psychology of people who bli...
2021-03-11 12:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here as we speed down the interstate using a crossbow to shoot the vaccine into unsuspecting Texans. This week: fronting court while arm deep in a patient, ominous and portentous use of ...
2021-03-07 02:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostPresumably, someone asked for this. Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through an entirely Bigfoot episode as we look at Oklahoma's attempts to monetise the notoriety of the world's most beloved wood-a...
2021-03-04 12:23:18 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew and Lucy are joined by piss merchants Demi Lardner and Tom Walker for the third installment of Godfuckers Inc., the spin-off series about being gross. In this episode: diarrhea, jacking off,...
2021-02-28 13:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s time for another instalment of Godfuckers! We’re being joined by the wonderful Tom Walker and Demi Lardner of bigsofttitty.png, so please give us your questions that would be very uncomfor...
2021-02-27 08:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostCome on in to the offices of Lockheed Martin as Theo, Lucy and Andrew walk you through the latest innovations in defence spending, genital photography and automated hotel surveillance.
2021-02-25 14:38:16 +0000 UTC View PostTheo, Lucy, and Ben talk about getting married on a plane, trying to kill a paraglider with your drone, secret Antarctic life that shouldn't be, and the profane act of cloning your pets.
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2021-02-21 08:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here this week to talk about Shane Warne's understanding of the universe, Stack Exchange's understanding of personal boundaries, the UK's understanding of light bulbs, and Lorna Jane's u...
2021-02-18 11:37:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt's an almost entirely Nature Corner episode as Lucy, Theo, and Ben talk about a cow that refuses to be caught, an emu that was caught but shouldn't have been there in the first place, sturgeon cr...
2021-02-14 03:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Theo dig deep into the horrifying depths of the mailbag before digging deep into the even more horrifying depths of the worst place in the world: the r/childfree subreddit.
2021-02-12 06:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Stepping through the portal into the mirror universe you see the worst thing imaginable: a group of people recording a podcast. Keep your head safe from the elements with an inscrutable joke from a...
2021-02-10 22:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostJournalist and preeminent Craig Kelly researcher Cam Wilson joins us to talk about the history and influence of Australia's most notorious backbencher-cum-horse-medicine-for-humans-advocate.
2021-02-08 03:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben discuss the conflicting prognostications of North America's groundhogs, the taxonomy of MILFs, and the world's littlest big-dick lizard.
2021-02-07 23:42:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Ben, and Theo introduce everyone's favourite classic segment, The Poll Report. Plus: one dubious injustice and one less-dubious injustice in sunny old England, and Shane Warne's favourite f...
2021-01-30 07:28:38 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone's here! This week: Were you born with the right butthole for eel fishing? Do you need an app on your phone that uses Bluetooth to erase the effects of cocaine from your brain? Is the Ameri...
2021-01-28 12:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben talk about getting parenting advice from the man who stole your car, the cow that stayed at-large from authorities for far too long, big fish dicks, and living at the airport ...
2021-01-24 02:26:41 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben peer into the gaping maw of the mailbag to answer your burning questions about ghosts, scamming Qanon believers, being rude to people on the internet, and fruits.
2021-01-21 11:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This is it. The last straw. The final bone.
Andrew and Riley are here one last time for the final episode of season 5 of Bones. No other season of the show exists as far as we ...
2021-01-20 12:24:12 +0000 UTC View PostHello beautiful patrons,
It's been a while since we opened up the ol' mailbag for your questions! Have a question for us? A story to tell? Something you'd like the show to cover? A grievance?...
2021-01-20 03:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostBad news: the extremely hackable Internet of Things chastity device has been hacked. Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through this plus the Korean government's advice for keeping pregnant women fuckable,...
2021-01-17 01:18:19 +0000 UTC View Post