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EPISODE 338: La Petite Orgasm

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking do...

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BONUS EPISODE: Carbonara Dunkirk

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Cubing a van without reason, flattening a house by mistake, robbing a city of its calculators, diarrhea pantomiming your wife to boredom, and the Clipping Rep...

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EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with Libby Watson)

Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection.

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BONUS EPISODE: 20 Grams Of Horace Primo (with Tom Walker)

Comedian, streamer, clown, and — we're not afraid to say it — friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: A levitating Welsh grandma, a glut of strange portents, a minor whoopsy of parental venge...

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EPISODE 336: The Saddest Hardest Boner (with Grace Jarvis)

Comedian Grace Jarvis joins Lucy, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: Performing too well at your job as a professional wedding crasher, and the fine line between being pleasurably cucked and having your l...

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BONUS EPISODE: Thank God For Uncle Magic

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The harrowing experience of visiting one or possibly more trampoline parks in England, one cool loophole for getting a gun in Iowa, and an update on friend of the s...

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EPISODE 335: Gammer Throw Your Gila Monster

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Americans driving their truth, giving a horse a friend, navigating the world as an introvert, one fateful lizard bite, introducing Mr Nangs, and Headline News...

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BONUS EPISODE: Mr Cheeks Goes To Washington

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Dutch victim of a boar hunt gone wrong, a Mothman with a hobby, the playful teasing of a great ape, the rigorous requirements of a fishing competition, a $340 m...

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EPISODE 334: Shot Like A Dog In The Back Of A Tim Hortons

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rollercoaster with no problems whatsoever, the hardest choice a Spliftie will have to make, and the soulful yearning of those who can recall their past live...

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BONUS EPISODE: 8 Polish Years Of Polish Medical School

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Polish detail to a story we're not covering on the show, two types of awful American cop, and the introduction of Stuff We Should Chat About.

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EPISODE 333: French Tuck Dick Print Landslide (with James Colley)

Writer and comedian James Colley joins us to talk about: An unintentional Swedish dog turd cannon, illegally disarming your teen, having meat middleman in your AI romance, and a stinky, stinky hole...

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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Boople Me Some CooterCash

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The South's competing Cooter Festivals, a uniquely American government scam, speeding as a fact of life, and Headline News.

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EPISODE 332: Cucked on CoD (with Patrick Gill)

Theo, Lucy and Andrew are joined by Polygon's Patrick Gill to discuss epic gamer relationship problems, the erotic nature of the Dutch trash can, the unquenchable cola thirst of the British donkey ...

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BONUS EPISODE: This Toilet Says Mayor On It

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Toilets as social commentary in Ohio, Turds of unknown origin descending from the New York skies, and Headline News.

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EPISODE 331: Two And A Bit Monkeys Per Man (with Josh Sawyer)

Theo and Ben are joined by video game designer and hunk Josh Sawyer to talk about: An unpopular monkey facility in Georgia, an at-large Binturong in Devon, the possibilities of AI romance, some rej...

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BONUS EPISODE: You're Making Brian Exist

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look into the unique relationship between a lonely, spiritual man and his AI girlfriend app, and a list of all-American incidents in the Clipping Report. View Post

EPISODE 330: Emphasis On The Hoob

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The stupid questions of r/nostupidquestions, a Dutch dine and dasher, the reveries of a rat, TikTok eye surgery trends, and another dip into the world of hors...

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BONUS EPISODE: 8-Inch Hog R. Crumb Jar Jar Binks

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Celebrating getting your license by losing it, all you need to know about evil crystals, leaving your husband for a scammer, and Headline News.

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EPISODE 329: A Real Piss Big Time

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The trends to keep an eye out for in 2024, the perfect soup day out in Pennsylvania, an out-of-the-box Home Depot heist, and the marriedpreneur lifestyle.

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BONUS EPISODE: The Harry S. Truman Hanzo Sword

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A brief foray into the roof of a police station, the lost blades of Harry Truman, more passion for life from the Homestead Assisted Living, and a question fro...

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EPISODE 328: The Haarlem Globetrotters

We're back! This week: An insufficiently remarked upon driveway theft, and our annual look at the raw carnage of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands.

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Merry Christmas! We're taking a little break!

It's that time of year where we take a little two week break to recharge our podcasting crystals. The freebos we'll be getting two bonus episodes from this year and you, the paying customer, will g...

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EPISODE 327: The Cheeseburger of Pornography

Andrew, Lucy and Theo bring you a year-end roundup of: 2023’s NASTIEST license plates that were simply TOO HOT for Ohio, a concerning amount of VHS, the Netherlands’ 2023 Pornhub Wrapped and a ...

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EPISODE 326: The Fart Or Flight Response

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Car gatherings terrorising Connecticut, chocolate wrappers and vigilante justice in the UK, and the Clipping Report.

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BONUS EPISODE: Van Gogh's New Cock Hanging Fatly

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Eyewitness reports on the infamous Des Moines "Eastside Funk", one Dutch trick to stop your crime from being investigated, and saying 'no' to negative energy ...

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EPISODE 325: Do Waterfowl Know That They Is

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A helicopter pilot's divine encounter with a suicidal bird, a small problem in the pet skunk supply chain, a voyage around America in Blotter Watch, and re-visiting...

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BONUS EPISODE: Slumdog Millionairing The Shape Of Ohio

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Two one-of-a-kind objects in an Ohio town, three potential culprits for a mysterious Des Moines smell, and one way to store ten tons of Dutch fireworks.

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EPISODE 324: 35-Year-Old's Delight

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Grim Reefer fast approaching, history's future most bullied 10-year-old, America's Slowest Police Chases volume 2, and $1 million worth of promposal fiasc...

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BONUS EPISODE: The Brothers Man

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The deadly reappearance of a forgotten well, one man's overwhelming desire for snowmobiles, a mixed surprise for some carpark thieves, and a tragically American mar...

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EPISODE 323: The Minecraft Batman Caviar Murders

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: The inauthentic caviar flooding our streets, a Dutch man documenting bat penises for the sheer joy of it, a backyard haul of trinkets and tortoises, a freak gun ge...

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