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In the Flesh: Opus

Listening to John Malkovich sing about holding his cowboy hat at the age of sixteen while his boyhood love drives away to chase her Hollywood dreams is a surreal pleasure, but it wouldn’t play as...

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In the Flesh: The Phoenician Scheme

The Phoenician Scheme is a lesser Wes Anderson almost from its first moments, in which flat line readings and hurried pacing grate against the cartoonish tone of an airplane crash sequence...

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In the Flesh: Bring Her Back

There’s no big twist in Bring Her Back. From about ten minutes in we understand what Laura’s trying to do. An attentive viewer might pick it up even earlier, during the cold open in wh...

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In the Flesh: Farewell My Concubine

“We will not waste a single drop of your precious urine,” simpers Eunuch Zhang (Yidi), patron of the arts and former courtier, to the pubescent Cheng Dieyi (Yin Zhi, with Ma Mingwei as his youn...

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In the Flesh: KPop Demon Hunters

Animated in a style intentionally evocative of both stop-motion and manhwa/manga, KPop Demon Hunters stands out immediately from the visually generic computer-animated fare churned out by ...

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In the Flesh: 28 Years Later

As Jaime (Aaron-Taylor Johnson) and his twelve-year-old son, Spike (Alfie Williams) leave their island home on Spike’s first hunt, a stylized recitation of Rudyard Kipling’s poem ‘Boots Boots...

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In the Flesh: Predator: Killer of Killers

Sparse dialogue, a gorgeous hand-painted visual style, and a good, solid understanding of genre storytelling go a long way in the right hands. Predator: Killer of Killers may not break any...

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In the Flesh: McCabe & Mrs. Miller

We meet two deeply flawed but interesting people. We watch them struggle for some version of success on the largely brutal and mercenary Western frontier of post-Civil War America. They succumb to ...

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In the Flesh: Warfare

Oh wow, is war really loud? Is it confusing? Does it rob soldiers and civilians alike of their humanity? Should we have a party? Should we invite David Petraeus? Alex Garland’s Warfare c...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e12 'Jedha, Kyber, Erso'

Freedom is a pure idea. So said Nemik, the young Rebel soldier crushed to death in a tragic turn of fate during the long-ago heist on Aldhani. His words live on. A broken Major Partagaz listens to ...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e11 'Who Else Knows?'

The secret’s out. The party’s over. A handful of jumbled names — of planets, technicians — and a list of materials, the bare beginnings of a plan that will lead straight down a trail of bod...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e10 'Make It Stop'

“Make it stop,” a young Luthen begs. He says it again and again, more a compulsive tic than a prayer. He shouts it in between swigs from his flask. People are dying outside the ship where he si...

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In the Flesh: La Llorona (2019)

A Kaqchikel woman (Margarita Kenéfic) runs through a field of withering maize, one child on her hip, another clinging to her hand. Soldiers are coming. We can hear the tramp of their boots, the cr...

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In the Flesh: The Ugly Stepsister

Another year, another movie about the torturous cultural anxiety over fatness in which the only even remotely fat presence onscreen is a faceless body double. Like last year’s far superior Th...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e09 'Welcome to the Rebellion'

We open on a shot of the Imperial Senate Building reflected upside-down in the water of an ornamental pond. The lights of Coruscant glow softly above its sweeping dome. As Mon Mothma prepares to gi...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e08 'Who Are You?'

Staring day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year at millions of people starving to death in real time, being shot and tortured and bombed, is enough to make you lose your ...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e07 'Messenger'

“They have no shame, do they?” says Senator Oran (Raphael Roger Levy), discussing a staged terrorist attack on his home planet of Ghorman. “They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore.” I...

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In the Flesh: Too Old to Die Young

It’s a miracle this show exists. That it’s one of the greatest seasons of television ever made is self-evident by the time its premiere wraps on a fight between vacant, dead-eyed cop Martin (Mi...

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The Deadlights Theater Opens Its Doors!

Hello gang! Beginning with tomorrow's screening of Anora, this month's entire slate of programming in the theater will be available to all $5 dollar subscribers in gratitude for all your s...

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In the Flesh: Babylon

Running a restaurant, as Artie Bucco tells us, is like owning an elephant. It costs a fortune, and sooner or later it shits on your head. Damien Chazelle’s Babylon weighs in firmly on the “soon...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e06 'What a Festive Evening'

“You will carry her with you everywhere,” says Vel to the sniveling wannabe revolutionary who accidentally shot her lover, Cinta. “This is like skin now.” The message is clear. There’s no...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e05 'I Have Friends Everywhere'

“I can’t believe you had me followed,” says Syril, his eyes alight with sick arousal as he locks eyes with his lover, ISB agent Dedra. It’s clear he’s weak in the knees at the knowledge t...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e04 'Ever Been to Ghorman?'

The soft pastels and jewel tones of the Mothma estate, the tawny wheat fields, the deep greens and browns of the jungles of Yavin IV, that’s all in the past now. Ghorman is gray. The drab little ...

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In the Flesh: Gone Girl

Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) can’t see herself. Or, rather, she sees something, some shadow on the wall — perfect, vulnerable, desirable, beloved — but there is no stable self to cast that shado...

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In the Flesh: Havoc

Havoc isn’t great. The digital photography is often murky, the color palette is bland and played out, there’s nothing noteworthy happening on the acting front aside from a fun performance by To...

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In the Flesh: The Rule of Jenny Pen

There isn’t much good horror about nursing homes. The subject is so taboo, especially among Americans, so freighted with guilt over the abandonment of aging and infirm parents to a hostile system...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e03 'Harvest'

“NIAMOS!” cry the guests at the Mothma-Sculdun wedding as they swirl and gyrate on the dance floor in the wake of the nuptial vows, their delicate scalloped gowns and flowing sleeves giving the...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e02 'Sagrona Teema'

Titled after the first two elements of a traditional Chandrilian wedding toast, ‘Sagrona Teema’ is as engrossing as it is beautiful, so preposterously better than anything else Disney has done ...

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In the Flesh: Andor s2e01 'One Year Later'

“If I die tonight,” asks Imperial research technician Niya (Rachelle Diedericks), taking her first steps into the world of rebel action, “was it worth it?” Andor’s second season premiere ...

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In the Flesh: Sinners

“I miss my people,” says the vampire Remmick (Jack O’Connell, more than reminiscent of the late, great Bill Paxton) to young Blues guitarist Sammie Moore (Miles Caton). “You can bring them ...

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