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In the Flesh: The Pitt Season 1

It’s not uncommon to see critics waxing nostalgic for the so-called good old days of network TV. Long seasons, filler episodes, a certain Law & Order je nais se quoi. I generally don’t go i...

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In the Flesh: The Shrouds

“How dark are you willing to go?” aging businessman Karsh (Vincent Cassel) asks his date in the opening scene of The Shrouds. “Not terribly” appears to be the film’s answer. From its flat...

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In the Flesh: The White Lotus Season 3

“No one in the history of the world has lived better than we have,” drawls Victoria Ratliff (Parker Posey) with the particular flavor of self-satisfied tranquility only upper-class pill addicts...

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In the Flesh: The Monkey

“Stupid and mean,” turns out to be the register in which Osgood Perkins goes, for me, from a talentless tryhard auteur to a straightforwardly enjoyable, if not particularly inspired, B-movie gr...

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In the Flesh: Black Bag

Black Bag is gorgeous. Its forced-perspective long shots of sterile, barren offices and exquisite modern dining rooms are a feast, its palette of gentle golds, browns, creams, and grays so obviousl...

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In the Flesh: Hustlers

“This whole country is one big strip club,” says dancer and con artist Ramona Vega (Jennifer Lopez) to the officers interrogating her. In the words of my great uncle, she’s blowing smoke, but...

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In the Flesh: The Ring (2002)

“Very student film,” Noah (Martin Henderson) quips upon seeing the haunted tape at the heart of Gore Verbinski’s The Ring. He’s right, in a way. Like the darkly prophetic scribblings create...

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In the Flesh: The Counselor (Extended Edition)

“Grief transcends value,” says the nameless Jefe (Rubén Blades) of the drug cartel pursuing the titular Counselor (Michael Fassbender). “A man would trade whole nations for one more hour wit...

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In the Flesh: House of Tolerance

It’s pretty revealing that English-speaking countries chose to market Bertrand Bonello’s 2011 drama about the workers of a Parisian brothel at the turn of the 19th century under the alternate t...

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In the Flesh: Queer

There’s a postcard quality to much of Guadagnino’s framing in Queer, everything cleanly set apart, shadow and light contrasted thoughtfully, sometimes a single element out of place, just to dra...

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In the Flesh: Control Freak

Control Freak is not a perfect movie. Far from it. Its symbolic and thematic languages are unwieldy, getting tripped up on themselves as it struggles to make a coherent story out of the li...

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In the Flesh: Adolescence (2025)

Stephen Graham manages to make “Eat your cornflakes” sound like a doctor giving a five-year-old’s parent their child’s cancer diagnosis before clearing his throat and saying it again in a t...

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In the Flesh: Asteroid City

Wes Anderson was my very first Favorite Director. Watching The Royal Tenenbaums at the age of thirteen did as much to kindle my love of film as any other single event in my life, and for t...

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In the Flesh: Mickey 17

It’s not writer/director Bong Joon-ho’s tightest movie, or the best collection of performances he’s managed to get out of a cast. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Colette skew a little too broad in the ...

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In the Flesh: Daredevil: Born Again s1e01 & s1e02, 'Heaven's Half Hour' and 'Optics'

It’s about Trump. Born Again makes no bones whatsoever about this, and it’s better for it, charging out of the gate in a wave of ‘Fisk Can Fix It’ baseball caps and scumbags talkin...

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In the Flesh: Anora

Was there a funnier scene in film last year than Anora (Mikey Madison) fighting like an irate rattlesnake against three full-grown men as they try to manhandle, browbeat, and threaten her into agre...

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In the Flesh: Legend (1985)

There’s something so beautiful about playing the classics straight with real craft and skill to back it up. Fair maidens and unicorns, demonic lords of darkness brooding on their thrones. This st...

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In the Flesh: A Knight's War

In almost every film I’ve ever reviewed, no matter how dismal, I’ve found some scintilla of beauty or vision, some idiosyncratic touch worthy of dissection or appreciation. You can spend half a...

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In the Flesh: A Thousand Blows

There’s a little too much of the currently omnipresent orange and blue color scheme at play in Steven Knight’s A Thousand Blows, and that’s about the harshest thing I can find to say...

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In the Flesh: The Brutalist

“Is there a better description of a cube than its own construction?” asks László Tóth (Adrien Brody) in one of his first conversations with his mercurial, selfish soon-to-be patron, the mill...

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In the Flesh: The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

When congressman Raymond Prentiss Shaw (Liev Schrieber) sees his one-time girlfriend Jocelyn Jordan (Vera Farmiga) at a political event at the Botanical Gardens, she’s so luminous she’s almost ...

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In the Flesh: Good Time

Things fall apart. Yeats said it, but the Safdie Brothers have made a career out of depicting it on film. Watching Good Time feels like standing in the shadow of a collapsing skyscraper, f...

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In the Flesh: The Damned

Starving Arctic fishermen on a lethally beautiful sweep of stone and ice, a nightmarish shipwreck, a gruesome revenant limping out of Norse folklore and into reality — The Damned has a l...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter V

The house of Ula Se Barat was not grand by Gujirati standards, but its gardens deserved every word of praise Hathi had ever heard for them. Willows trailed their branches over ornamental ponds wher...

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In the Flesh: Mad Men s3e13 'Shut the Door, Have a Seat'

My old friend the TV critic Sean T. Collins once said that one mark of genius in writing is when a sudden reversal feels shocking in the moment and inevitable in hindsight. That’s ‘Shut the Doo...

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In the Flesh: Mad Men s3e06 'Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency'

“That’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawn mower.” Absurdity is the word of the day in ‘Guy Walks Into an Advertisi...

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In the Flesh: Mad Men s3e03 'My Old Kentucky Home'

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” George Santayana said that in 1905, and people have been misquoting it ever since. ‘My Old Kentucky Home’ invites us to reme...

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In the Flesh: Mad Men s2e08 'Six Month Leave'

“If I don’t go into that office every day,” says Freddy Rumsen (Joel Murray), “who am I?” It’s a question Don is clearly asking himself about his own absence from his household followin...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter IV

Slava hated her camel. She had named him Fjardin, after her least favorite uncle, owing to their shared love of spitting, their foul smell, and their bushy eyebrows. He in turn bore her no affectio...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter III

Rupa knelt outside her mistress’s bedchamber, listening to the sound of the emperor making love. It had been months since the Most High had visited the Third Consort, and still longer between tha...

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