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I Would Like to See It: Altered States

Of their generation of horror filmmakers, it’s Cronenberg and Carpenter who are known for their practical effects, but with Altered States Ken Russell steps up effortlessly to rival eith...

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In the Flesh: Sun Don't Shine

The unspoken punchline of every “Florida Man” joke and public interest story about a gator snatching someone’s miniature poodle is that Florida is a shithole, a federally neglected state hack...

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In the Flesh: We're All Going to the World's Fair

Early on in We’re All Going to the World’s Fair, struggling teenage loner Casey (Anna Cobb) walks out of her house by lantern light, a quiet voyage across the snow-covered lawn to the ...

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I Would Like to See It: Sonatine

“When you're scared all the time,” says mid-level Yakuza gangster Murakawa (Takeshi Kitano) to his much younger girlfriend Miyuki (Aya Kokumai), “you reach a point when you wish you were dead...

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In the Flesh: Demon

“This whole country is built on bones,” family patriarch Zygmunt (Andrzej Grabowski) chuckles nervously, waving a dismissive hand at his new son-in-law Piotr’s (Itay Tiran) insistence that th...

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I Would Like to See It: Ingrid Goes West

There’s something uniquely crushing about the final shot in Ingrid Goes West, Matt Spicer’s 2017 black comedy about mentally ill 30-something Ingrid (Aubrey Plaza) and her parasocial t...

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Brief Delay

Hey everyone! While I'm in final edits on my novel, Manhunt, the weekly column and a few In the Flesh reviews (Mortal Kombat, Devil) are going to be delayed for a little ...

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I Would Like to See It: Antiporno

There’s so much going on in Sion Sono’s Antiporno, which plunges headlong into subject matter ranging from masculine self-congratulation over their own art about women to the inability...

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I Would Like to See It: Special Effects

Imagine Vertigo, Hitchcock’s classic exploration of the things men read into women, the ways they demand a continuous and ever-changing performance from the women in their lives. Now ima...

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In the Flesh: Nobody

The dad fantasy is well-trod cinematic territory. You’ve got Taken, in which Liam Neeson lives out your shitty uncle’s fantasies of shooting foreigners for menacing his daughter; B...

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In the Flesh: Shiva Baby

You will never in your life want to get out of a structure as much as you’ll want to get out of put-upon college senior-cum-sugar baby Danielle’s (Rachel Sennott) aunt Sheila’s house in Flatb...

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In the Flesh: THEM

There’s a scene early on in Little Marvin and Lena Waithe’s THEM in which Henry Emory (Ashley Thomas) recounts having mustard gas tested on him by his own superiors during his tour of ...

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I Would Like to See It: The Art of Self-Defense

“He killed each of them using his signature move; a move only he knew and which he never taught anyone, not even me. He punched through their skulls with his index finger. He was the greatest man...

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Wet Nightmares: Rancid Sexuality in Horror Film

Sexual anxiety has been an animating force of the horror genre since its inception. Grimms’ Fairy Tales, brothers Jakob and Wilhelm Grimm's’ 1812 collection of European children’s st...

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In the Flesh: A History of Violence

Cronenberg’s work in the mid to late oughts is a fascinating puzzle, outwardly at odds with his seminally grotesque 80s and 90s filmography, inwardly pursuing many of the same ideas in quieter vi...

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I Would Like to See It: Eastern Promises

Eastern Promises opens with a barber forcing his developmentally disabled son to kill a Russian gangster in the middle of a haircut. It’s a heart-rending moment, this callous man’s bru...

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In the Flesh: Godzilla vs. Kong

There’s a moment in Godzilla vs. Kong when everything snaps together, when the blur of crumbling skyscrapers and massive hills of muscle, fur, and scales resolves into a coherent ballet ...

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In the Flesh: The Mummy

The Mummy is such a good action flick, big and shaggy and brilliantly scored by composer Jerry Goldsmith. Some of its CGI hasn’t aged well, it trades freely in embarrassing racist stereo...

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In the Flesh: Tetsuo: The Iron Man

A sniveling salaryman deformed by parasitic metal implants lurches through his living room, a huge priapic drill jutting from his groin as he alternately blubbers at and berates his girlfriend for ...

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In the Flesh: The Empty Man

“You know that child’s game?” asks cult pastor Arthur Parsons (the inimitable Stephen Root). “You say your own name enough times and it becomes just… gibberish. But if repetition alone ha...

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I Would Like to See It: Border

It’s so much worse to see a promising movie take a hard right into predictable mediocrity than it is to see one fail ambitiously. Border, Ali Abbasi’s 2018 fantasy film about Neanderth...

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I Would Like to See It: Eyes of Laura Mars

“It could be a person who, in his own loony way,” says police lieutenant-cum-serial killer John Neville (Tommy Lee Jones) to photographer of the glamorous obscene Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway), “...

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In the Flesh: Zack Snyder's Justice League

Four hours, two minutes, and thirteen seconds. Zack Snyder’s Justice League clocks in a full half-hour longer than Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai, an hour and fifteen longer than Ta...

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In the Flesh: The Guest

Never in my life have I heard sound design as bad as the Foley in The Guest, Adam Wingard’s not-quite-weird-enough thriller about a handsome, clean-cut young man who shows up on the door...

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I Would Like to See It: Wings of Desire

Few movies have the balls to flatly state that actor Peter Falk descended from on high to live a mortal life, trading in his wings and holy armor for a rumpled raincoat. Wings of Desire is...

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In the Flesh: Come True

Come True isn’t the sort of movie you’d expect to leave you shaken afterward. Its pace is glacial, its story minimal, its characters fairly thinly sketched. The horror comes from the i...

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In the Flesh: Clementine

“I’m not like you,” says Karen (Otmara Marrero) to her much older ex-lover, D. (Sonya Walger). The older woman arches an eyebrow. “And what am I like?” Karen’s reply is to the point, he...

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Talking 'Raw' on 'Girls, Guts, and Giallo'

I went on Annie Rose Malamet's Girls, Guts, and Giallo podcast to talk about Julia Ducournau's RAW, a brilliant cannibalism movie about thinness, white femininity, and eating.

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I Would Like to See It: The Talented Mr. Ripley

There’s something ratlike about Tom Ripley. It’s not Matt Damon’s square, all-American features, nor his ever so slightly effeminate body language, nor his eloquent but parrot-like way of spe...

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I Would Like to See It: The Passion of Joan of Arc

Stage performer Renée Jeanne Falconetti’s performance as the titular maid in Carl Theodore Dreyer’s 1928 The Passion of Joan of Arc is the stuff of cinematic legend. Her wild stare an...

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