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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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This is a Boxcar Willie Truther podcast now

After yesterday's episode posted, I remembered that many years ago I had photoshopped the album of Boxcar Willie's greatest hits to make all the songs (but one!) about him being a lizard person. Wh...

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372 Pages #121 - Gump & Co Ep 3

Oh, come back lengthy, unending descriptions of New Coke! You are missed. We'll put down here what might be discussed during this episode and let you decide whether it's real or not:

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Mr. Muckle!

As listeners know, Conor believes all good comedy began with Wayne's World and only improved with the advent of the Ace Ventura series

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372 Pages - Gump and Co - Bonus Ep 1

Our 1st full ep of Gump and Co was chock full so here we read a few letters and recount the harrowing tale of Mike and Bridget attempting to secure a new phone! (It's full of more twists a...

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372 Pages #120 - Gump & Co Ep 2

Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co.

So much is uncovered here, including Mike's grandmother's encounter with Houdini, Conor's visit with broad...

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Conor's Bad First Grade Books - "Peanuts"

While we wait to see what misfortunate might befall Mike before our next recording (my money's on being crushed by the ISS), let's take a look at another one of the "books" Conor "wrote" in first g...

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15 Days I Never Want Back

On a very special episode Conor and Mike explore the reasons they are not doing a full episode of the regular podcast. It has many twists and turns and tragedies but ultimately, like most ...

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Mike's Triumph

Loyal jackal Taylor, whose hyper-specific 372 themed Billy Joel parodies you may be familiar with, put together this amazing labor of love that truly captures what it felt like on that momentous da...

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Conor's Bad First Grade Books - "Super Jaws"

We spend so much time having fun with other people's books that it's only right to mock our own. Here is the long awaited followup to "Alf Gets Gooped", "Super Jaws." At first I thought that Jaws w...

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Gump & Co llamacorn

New llamacorn just dropped courtesy Matt Nelson!

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Book #20 Announcement!

It's time to announce our twentieth book, and there's one question on everyone's mind: will anyone be forced into a tree? Also, Mike & Conor do another round of Calibrate Your Tastes.

It'...

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The Slap Part 2

After Justin's stunning email revelation that he did not remember slapping Conor, we had to get to the bottom of this before everyone muted the word "slap" from their timelines. Justin (who, plot t...

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A stunning development

We should have more on this shocking twist in the slap story some time this evening

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The TRUE Story of THE SLAP - [Conor's Slap]

Honestly, Conor was slapped years ago and it was considered by most of America to be the slap before the cheap imitation that occurred last night. Get the true st...

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Conor's Bad First Grade Books - "Alf Gets Gooped"

Hell yeah, my mom dropped a stack of garbage they didn't want in their house any longer, I mean priceless childhood treasures, off at my house. A bunch of "books" I wrote in first grade were includ...

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A very visual email

Listener Patrick sent in this email, which wouldn't have really worked to read on the last episode, but put forth an interesting theory. Larry could easily be a FF fan. This is Pat's email, copied ...

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372 Pages - #119 - Antigua Ep 7 - Eagle Man!

Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and mountains of the plains of Antigua and hopped on that unicorn's back, we never could have imagined the places she'd take us. Or the sheer, unbelieva...

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This Peter Gets Around!

[If you're reading along I don't think there are any spoilers in this.] 

Here's what we know about Antigua: The Land of Fairies Wizards and Heroes' greatest character, Peter: View Post

Grackle Solution

Conor here. I have a birdfeeder in my yard that throughout the winter, was a nice source of wildlife sightings. See the below cardinal and downy woodpecker!

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Antigua Mailbag

We respond to letters from listeners we couldn't get to in our regular eps (because they're as numerous as Miniwads!)

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Singeries

Forgive the volley of posts but Conor and I were lamenting that our aged relatives seemed to collect Lladros and Copenhagen porcelain rather than these clearly superior Meissen-style monkey fig...

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NOT a Classical Mini

Just a question: can anyone listen to Schubert's "Trout" Quintet and not be happier by doing so? I suggest, no. And it makes me happy that evidently Schubert only wanted to create a little more joy...

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372 Pages #118 - Ep 6 - Teens!

"Displace one note and there would be diminishment, displace one phrase and the structure would fall." Salieri on Mozart but it could easily have been spoken by Conor or me about the Ellis' classic...

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Antigua Meme Winners!

We have some winners! This was almost certainly our most entered Meme Contest yet, we had nearly as many entries as there are characters introduced in one page of Antigua. But here are your winners...

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Classical Mini - Rachmaninoff / Rachmaninov / Rakhmaninoff

The White Strips cribbed from Bruckner, Maroon 5 took on Pachelbel, Billy Joel, Beethoven, Barry Manilow, Chopin; but as you know the best take from the best which is why Rachmaninoff was covered b...

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372 Pages - Antigua Bonus Real or FanFic #2

Mike here: You people are devious. Can I keep my streak up, or will I fly too close to the sun and melt the wax of my wings like that other guy who bragged about many he got right in Antigua View Post

Antigua Meme Contest

OK, we've only got two more Antigua eps left, so it's time for our traditional Meme Contest! Post links to your best Antigua memes in the comments, then come back and vote for your favorite ones by...

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372 Pages #117 - Ep 5 - Animal Collective

Just a few of the animals mentioned in this episode's reading: dogs, cats, cows, roosters, chickens, pigs, goats, horses, cattle, foxes, squirrel monkeys who make all kinds of noises, a TALKING...

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Meet The Authors - Charlton Jetson (Bill Corbett)

Mike & Conor are joined by Bob Fingerman to interview Charlton Jetson (Bill Corbett of RiffTrax, M...

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Mud block, turn off the steam

The story, almost undoubtedly apocryphal, is surely well-known to every listener of this podcast. A group of writers challenges each other to write a story using only six words, Hemmingway invokes ...

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