Meet The Authors - Heath Vega
Conor & Bob chat with Las Vegas resort host and "celebrity" tell-all author Heath Vega! You'll nev...
2021-09-22 15:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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372 Pages 107 - Modelland Ep 7 - O'Neil Rises
O'Neil of course does not rise.
But this is Modelland's final episode. Per our stunt Mike did not read it so it's all in the capable hands of Conor, who, for the first...
2021-09-17 17:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostSmizeCream unboxing!
Jackal of the Month Nathaniel sent Conor a box of Tyra's SmizeCream. Will he somehow manage to injure himself while opening a box of ice cream? Watch and find out! Full tasting report to come.
2021-09-16 14:25:56 +0000 UTC View PostSeptember Mailbag!
We asked for letters and then you sent in letters and then we read the letters for like an hour. We're talking standup stories, novelizations, gratuitous self-compliments, KroftLand, and much much ...
2021-09-07 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostLet's do a mailbag!
Got a question you've been wanting to ask? Theory you want to put forth? Unhinged rant your family has learned to tune out! Send it in! Email us at 372pages@gmail.com with "Mailbag" in the subject ...
2021-09-01 22:38:58 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 106 - Modelland Ep 6 - Human Leg Giraffe
Mike catches Conor up on the the plot, which involves a lot of filth, sores, blood, detached limbs, wounds and severed torsos. In other words, just another Tuesday at Modelland!
As t...
2021-08-30 17:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post372 turns four today
Listener Edmund pointed out to us that we posted our first ever episode four years ago today. He was even kind enough to 2021-08-25 16:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Who gets to read the next section of Modelland?
Switching it up for next time and ONE of us will have to read the book while the other retires to the Maldives for a week of luxury and gherkins. Who will it be!? Watch and find out!
2021-08-20 19:38:17 +0000 UTC View PostIt's official now
A huge thank you to listeners Mike & Carol, who came to our VIP event in Nashville on Tuesday and had this sheriff badge custom made for me. Evidently the maker makes lots of badges for actual ...
2021-08-19 17:33:41 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 105 - Modelland Ep 5 - SHOCKING NEWS!
Our longest episode yet - making it, clearly, our best.
A shocking admission from Mike and a HUGE announcement coming up! By coin toss Mike OR Conor will do the next reading SOLO!
2021-08-13 17:45:34 +0000 UTC
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The Pocket Operators Are Coming Out of Retirement
Fans of our theme song will want to tune in for tomorrow's episode for the first new material by the Pocket Operators since the remix of our theme song at our first, un-recorded live show. I hope I...
2021-08-12 23:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostModelland Meme Contest Winners!
Many great memes were memed in this contest, but two stood out, and were also the memes that received the most votes! So congrats to Jeffrey & Josh for these two winners! Please email 372pages@...
2021-08-12 18:21:30 +0000 UTC View PostBridget + New Yorker Cartoons = Hilarity
Try not to laugh. It's really not that hard.
2021-08-10 01:56:25 +0000 UTC View PostMeet The Authors - Radiance Alfwin
Conor and Mike are joined by cartoonist Bob Fingerman to speak to author Radiance Alfwin (Ja...
2021-08-05 14:09:44 +0000 UTC View PostModelland Meme Contest!
Alright, we should have enough material to work with here. Please post a link to your finest Modelland inspired memes in the comments below, and then come back to vote for your favorites by liking ...
2021-08-03 13:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostNew Wilhelm Scream?
Edmund sent this to us on Twitter. Looks like there's a new Wilhelm in town!
2021-08-01 14:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 104 - Modelland Ep 4 - O'Neil
The underutilization of O'Neil is downright criminal: as though A Confederacy of Dunces just mentioned Ignatius J. Reilly and then moved on.
Still, plenty of good stuff in t...
2021-07-28 21:12:19 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Time Someone Asked the Question
In possibly the worst song ever produced that for some reason continues to be played, a man and woman snipe at each other over a terrible synth bed. There's a lot to comment on but let me ask this ...
2021-07-25 21:40:27 +0000 UTC View PostCOMPLETELY off topic - The Nelson Family takes on Gordon Ramsey
Why? Because this mega-successful billionaire has been getting away with his chicanery for FAR too long! I think this mildly stinging rebuke by my family who generally like him should set things ri...
2021-07-19 16:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 103 - Modelland Ep 3 - AUGH SORRY SO SO SORRY SORRY
A testament to how weird this book has become: A "sloppy, love-filled reunion hug" is the most normal thing that happens in this episode's reading.
The Cronenbergian body-horror levels are of...
2021-07-13 21:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostEntire 372 themed Billy Joel parody album
Taylor, as promised, has uploaded the entire 372 themed Billy Joel parody album to youtube. We had never even heard of some of these *originals* so it was a real delight to hear some references to ...
2021-07-12 18:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostOur listeners are maniacs
You might remember Taylor, a dedicated jackal who recorded a hyper-specific Billy Joel parody about minor Digital Fortress character Greg "Halite" Hale. Well, Taylor has been hard at work on a comp...
2021-07-09 13:38:16 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings from a beautiful waterfall
Hello jackals. Writing to you from my second to last day on vacation in scenic Utah. Today I lugged this two pound book three miles in 90 degree heat to a waterfall in order to take an ironic pictu...
2021-07-03 21:18:03 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS ep - Lauren tries Real or FanFic
Unable to record a new Modelland until next week, but in the meantime, Conor decided to see how Lauren would do on some Classic™ Real or FanFic segments. With the knowledge that she has not actua...
2021-07-01 14:19:59 +0000 UTC View PostSpecial Podcast - Bridget Reacts to Modelland
After watching Mike tote around a giant Tyra Banks novel for several weeks, Bridget finally gets to sound off.
2021-06-26 18:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 102 - Modelland Ep 2 - Goggle Eyes & Long Fingers
Conor and Mike wade into the fever dream like madness that is Tyra Banks' Modelland but not before Mike gets his comeuppance on an issue of pronunciation.
And since no...
2021-06-18 17:27:27 +0000 UTC View PostMeet The Authors - Wilbur Lee Sturgill
In this edition of Meet The Authors, Mike, Conor, & Bob speak to Wilbur Lee Sturgill, a resident of...
2021-06-17 22:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post372 Pages 101 - Modelland Ep 1
Mike and Conor quickly discover that Tyra Banks' only novel is Cr8Zee! (Cr8Zee is pronounced "crazeee" because the "t" sound at the end of "8" is silent and the two "ee"s at the end are pronounced ...
2021-06-04 17:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostMeet The Authors - F.P. Adams
Conor is joined by Bob Fingerman to interview F.P. Adams about his roommates, why he writes with a type...
2021-06-02 22:17:53 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 100 - New Book Announcement!
A famous person wrote a book so it would be rude of us not to read and discuss this person's work.
First assignment: Read through chapter 6
2021-05-20 15:34:47 +0000 UTC View Post