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Quarantine Mini 9 - When Calls the Quiz

Not even Conor is insane enough to do today's mini.

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QM Ocho - Yep, We're to "Ocho"

Please keep in mind two things:

  • Arm wresting tournaments are double elimination, and....
  • Conor and I had already been in a rehearsal / rewrite for HOURS before recordi...

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Let's write a book

Alright everybody, we hit 500 supporters, then one guy quit, but overnight we hit it again! So please congratulate Laura on making this all happen!

And a hearty thanks and congrats to all of ...

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Quarantine Mini 7 - Conor Goes Rich Little

Look; things are bad. People are afraid. Andy Rooney is the cure.

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Moon People book giveaway

Here's the winner for my copy of Moon People! Please email 372pages@gmail.com or send us a patreon message and we'll get the copy out to you!


-Conor

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Quarantine Mini 6 - Shoe Addict

Conor's back. He seems healthy. Mike's getting worse.

UPDATE!! Right now on Hallmark Movies and Mysteries: "A Gourmet Detective Mystery" is the series, the episode title... sit tight... don't...

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Quarantine Mini mini - Hallmark Edition

Conor is good. Mike is not well. 

Evidence: he's tracking the Hallmark channel.

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Quarantine Mini 4 - Corgi Edition

It's time to decide which kind of person you are: a battery and sponge, or knotted rope and wicker chair type?

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The people have spoken

It was a narrow margin, but we're going to read Dan Brown's Digital Fortress next. He's probably the most requested author we've had so far, so the survey bears that out. Artemis gave it quite the ...

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Quarantine Mini 3 - Mike's Tight 5

Conor actually did HIS tight five at an open stage!!

Bonus: Mike gives Conor the premise and Conor has to guess the joke.

Finally, book announcement coming soon! Be well everyo...

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Quarantine Mini 2

Well, we now have a fuller picture of what Conor is up to in the wee small hours of the morning!

Grab a Long Island Ice Tea from your server (two drink minimum) and prepare for a tight openin...

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372 Quarantine Minis #1

Hey everyone, just thought that we'd start a semi-regular series of mini-quarantine episodes just as a way to keep in touch with each other and you guys during this madness. If you like 'em, we'll ...

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The RP1 idea that woke me up in the middle of the night

Conor here. In our recent audio rundown of potential titles, I mentioned that I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about Ready Player One. This is not a normal occurrence, but I did just r...

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Pick our next book!

After listening to the rundown we just posted, vote here to help choose our next book. Vote for as many as you want. Not a final/binding decision! We may narrow it down with another poll or use our...

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Patreon Bonus - Vote on our next book!

Greetings, Gunters, Jackals, and Powleens! We hope everyone weathered one of the craziest weeks in memory OK. We debated abandoning the podcast for the far more lucrative industry of roadside toile...

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I'm NOT Being Flip, This Alarmed Me!

As it turns out this was just spam from a money management firm, but not something you want to see in your inbox.

I hope you and yours are all well and just to be safe do NOT attend any Galla...

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Meme Contest Winners!

Congrats to the two above memes! The Churchill one won the audience vote and the Simpsons one was the judges' pick. You've won an extremely token prize! Send us a DM here or email 372pages@gmail.co...

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Episode 70 - Potato Pudding and Space Catalogs

Alas, today we finish Moon People by Dale M. Courtney. We've laughed, we've cried, we've eaten cheddar bay biscuits at Red Lobster and then gotten busy as hell afterwards. But there's only one way ...

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Yep, it ended up in the e-book.

Exhausted by the typos, the "their/ they're / there"''s and "to / two / too"'s, I was re-invigorated by discovering that part of the publishing template made it into the final draft of the e-book.<...

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Moon People meme contest!

You know the drill by now! Let's see those DMC memes! Please 'like' your favorites, we'll award an *extremely modest* cash prize to an audience pick and a judges' pick!

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Episode 69 - I Seen All Good People

In the middle third of Moon People our hero David Braymer... does NOT go to the moon, or meet people from the moon. But fittingly for this number episode, he does get busy as hell!

Following ...

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everyone at once said

Special mini-episode: With Conor out of town Mike took it on himself to look into the strange phenomenon of the panicked or possibly non-panicked students in David's classroom speaking in unison. View Post

Lauren's editorial notes on the Moon People intro

As we've mentioned on the show before, Lauren is the Executive Editor of the magazine Diabetic Living, and has worked as an editor both at magazines, websites, and the health care industry for most...

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Episode 68 - Still Tippin' on 222s

Hey, there he is! The shadow has lifted from the moon, and from our souls, and MOON PEOPLE is the glorious result! There's so much to discuss here, so pledge to yourselves and to God that you won't...

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Where have I seen this Dale M. Courtney dialogue before...?

(Conor) Wow. Moon People certainly is something. (Mike) You sure are right about that, Conor.

In any other book, DMC's method of representing dialogue would be by far the most notable, insane...

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Patreon Exclusive: Shadow Moon Mailbag & Next Book Reveal!

We got lots of emails as we wrapped up Shadow Moon, so here's a mailbag detailing all the ways you disposed of the book or how it made you sick. We're also announcing the brand new book! (If you wa...

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Two "lucky" people are getting our Shadow Moon books!

So take a look here and see if it is you! Winners, please send us a Patreon message, or email 372pages@gmail.com with your mailing address.

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Hope?

Conor is away at an undisclosed location (he called me from abroad and mentioned he wasn't wearing a seat belt and had seen no women walking the streets, but I have no idea where he might be) so I ...

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Win our books!

Time to get these books the hell out of our houses! Email 372pages@gmail.com with the subject line "Giveaway" and we'll pick two winners and curse them with these books in the mail!

EDIT-- Fr...

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Episode 67 - The Worst Book We've Ever Read

452 pages, 2 blood whips, and one StagLord later, we have finished SHADOW MOON by George Lucas and Chris Claremont. Much like Thorn/Willow, we are now very tired. Unlike our protagonist, we've been...

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